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Gee, I wonder why more cool porn chicks don't post on XPT? It must be because of douchebags like me crapping up their threads. Aw, fuck those bitches! I'd much rather chat with some fatass mormon masturbator. Fare thee well CM!.. Again!
Go back to adt, our quota of fanboy anime lovers is zero. Serria is more worthless then any whore in the industry, she looks forty, is skinny like a crack addict, looks unclean, is obviously retarded, she's more of a attention whore then brandon and her lapdog looks like a inbred hungarian.
Didn't you leave? Or were you unable to find another willing audience for your endless stream of embittered, hate-filled bullshit? Oh yeah, I forgot!... This is "the Cage"! It's not a monotonous litany by pimply, fatassed, losers venting the bile accumulated from a steady diet of sour grapes... it's "SATIRE"! Yes, whenever I think of satire, I always think of the greats: Nichols & May, Lenny Bruce, Monty Python... and ChickenMaster and his player-hatin', blue-balled misogyny!
Here's an idea you fucking Jackoff... why don't you get off the goddamn computer, grab a quickie handjob in the front seat of your geo metro from your "favorite niece", or just bust a nut in ANYTHING besides a dirty gym sock for once... and you might feel some of that much lauded vitriol transform itself into something resembling self-esteem. Or if that doesn't work out, just go fuck yourself.
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"We had part of a Slinky - but I straightened it."