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#200754 - 11/10/06 09:27 AM
A Farewell Message From CickenMaster
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
Loc: JM Productions
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I guess Chicken is done but before he left he sent me this lovely PM.  Read this fucker. From: ChickenMaster Okay Jeff, lets start this off by me telling you I'm not drunk, high or off any meds you may think I take. I originally came to this board to make industry contacts for a porn company that a friend and I wanted to start. That fell through like most businesses do and my stay here generated into something completely different. I am nothing I made myself out to be, I gave little insights but not everything. I am an uneducated lazy fuck with nothing better to do. I work at a shitty job and this was my play. I don't know if you even cared if I posted, you might not even care I'm writing you this. I really don't care myself. I've got stuff to do now, and I should have stopped posting a while ago so I could actually do something productive with my free time. I'm in my early 20's and I've fucked around enough. I just wanted you to know this forum has turned me into a complete asshole in real life. Its made me a worse person and I already wasn't very good. I'm probably a sociopath and this site made me much worse then I thought I could ever be. Really I wanted to thank you for this forum and everything I learned from it. I'm going to send this to your myspace account as well. Just so I know you got it. Probably not important to you, but its closure for me. Over and out. CM
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#200758 - 11/10/06 09:55 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
Loc: Neither here, nor there.
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#200760 - 11/10/06 10:44 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Jeff, he's lying through his teeth in that message. None of it is true- not a word. Or maybe all the stuff he sent me were the lies...  hmmmm. Chickenmaster we hardly knew ye.
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#200761 - 11/10/06 11:59 AM
Re: A Farewell Message From CickenMaster
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Porn Icon
Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
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Chicken is a scoundrel and a liar. That fucker left without paying his bar tab and he stole my 5-wood too. Go back to your igloo in Nunavut you shit-face cockmaster.  P.S. I hope you're happy, I'll cry everyday until you return, bastard.
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#200763 - 11/10/06 12:52 PM
Re: A Farewell Message From CickenMaster
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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First Ed Bradley and now this...
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#200764 - 11/10/06 01:14 PM
Re: A Farewell Message From CickenMaster
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
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Chickenmaster is always here watching you all
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#200766 - 11/10/06 03:56 PM
Re: A Farewell Message From CickenMaster
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
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Isn't this the fifth time he's "left"?
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#200767 - 11/10/06 04:40 PM
Re: A Farewell Message From CickenMaster
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 02/18/05
Posts: 1138
Loc: British Colombia
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i dont know him, but he sounds deeply troubled.
That's what brings everyone here together. Normal People are frowned upon. 
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#200769 - 11/10/06 05:05 PM
Re: A Farewell Message From CickenMaster
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 05/29/06
Posts: 364
Loc: Promoting black on black viole...
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I just wanted you to know this forum has turned me into a complete asshole in real life. Its made me a worse person and I already wasn't very good. I'm probably a sociopath and this site made me much worse then I thought I could ever be.
Mission accomplished XPT! 
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#200771 - 11/10/06 07:09 PM
Re: A Farewell Message From CickenMaster
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 12/09/05
Posts: 1291
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Jeff, he's lying through his teeth in that message. None of it is true- not a word.
Or maybe all the stuff he sent me were the lies... hmmmm.
Chickenmaster we hardly knew ye.
agreed, CM is Iago-esque in his abilities
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#200773 - 11/11/06 01:12 AM
Re: A Farewell Message From CickenMaster
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 02/18/05
Posts: 1138
Loc: British Colombia
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i dont know him, but he sounds deeply troubled.
That's what brings everyone here together. Normal People are frowned upon.
I'm normal 
You very presence here says otherwise. 
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#200774 - 11/11/06 01:13 AM
Re: A Farewell Message From CickenMaster
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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ChickenMaster takes his clothes off for money.
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#200775 - 11/11/06 03:18 PM
Re: A Farewell Message From CickenMaster
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 09/14/05
Posts: 467
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yeah right he is gonna pull a brandon iron and just use a different screen name... so controversial  
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The funny thing to me is...my skin cleared up...but u still r and always will b fat, unhappy, and alone cause u r so hidious u can't even get a $20 hooker to suck u off
Ur mom hates u
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#200776 - 11/11/06 08:24 PM
Re: A Farewell Message From CickenMaster
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
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yeah right
he is gonna pull a brandon iron and just use a different screen name...
so controversial
You stupid piece of shit, drug addled, crater faced whore.
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#200777 - 11/11/06 08:25 PM
Re: A Farewell Message From CickenMaster
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
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I just wanted you to know this forum has turned me into a complete asshole in real life. Its made me a worse person and I already wasn't very good. I'm probably a sociopath and this site made me much worse then I thought I could ever be.
Weak, dude, weak. Blaming this place for making you an asshole is like people who blame McDonald's for making them fat.
Your name fits numbnuts.
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#200778 - 11/11/06 08:27 PM
Re: A Farewell Message From CickenMaster
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
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agreed, CM is Iago-esque in his abilities
Shakespeare sucks donkey dong, but I like the comparison.
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#200780 - 11/12/06 01:20 AM
Re: A Farewell Message From CickenMaster
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 09/14/05
Posts: 467
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 and i am sure that you are quite a catch. move out of your mothers basement, get a fuckin life, it is a shame your dreams of becoming a mediocre porn director fell through. you suck so bad you cant even fail at life right!!! go suck off your father, eat your mothers shit and die!!!
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The funny thing to me is...my skin cleared up...but u still r and always will b fat, unhappy, and alone cause u r so hidious u can't even get a $20 hooker to suck u off
Ur mom hates u
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#200781 - 11/12/06 01:23 AM
Re: A Farewell Message From CickenMaster
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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This is shaping up to be something special.
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#200782 - 11/12/06 01:39 AM
Re: A Farewell Message From CickenMaster
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 12/09/05
Posts: 1291
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agreed, CM is Iago-esque in his abilities
Shakespeare sucks donkey dong, but I like the comparison.
i knew you would.
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#200783 - 11/12/06 01:52 AM
Re: A Farewell Message From CickenMaster
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 02/18/05
Posts: 1138
Loc: British Colombia
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and i am sure that you are quite a catch.
move out of your mothers basement, get a fuckin life,
it is a shame your dreams of becoming a mediocre porn director fell through.
you suck so bad you cant even fail at life right!!!
go suck off your father, eat your mothers shit and die!!!
Damn,I think I'm in love! Or maybe I'm just horny.... oh well I digress...
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#200784 - 11/12/06 04:00 AM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 07/30/06
Posts: 1712
Loc: at the end of the longest line
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#200785 - 11/12/06 10:26 AM
Re: A Farewell Message From CickenMaster
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
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and i am sure that you are quite a catch.
move out of your mothers basement, get a fuckin life,
it is a shame your dreams of becoming a mediocre porn director fell through.
you suck so bad you cant even fail at life right!!!
go suck off your father, eat your mothers shit and die!!!
"Hi my name is sierra, I like walks on the beach and to be raped while passed out. I'm a human toilet with no standards, piss on my face to reveal the moon's surface."
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#200786 - 11/12/06 11:14 AM
Re: A Farewell Message From CickenMaster
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 11/14/04
Posts: 1460
Loc: Down there
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#200788 - 11/12/06 11:44 AM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 02/02/06
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#200789 - 11/12/06 11:54 AM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 125
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and i am sure that you are quite a catch.
move out of your mothers basement, get a fuckin life,
it is a shame your dreams of becoming a mediocre porn director fell through.
you suck so bad you cant even fail at life right!!!
go suck off your father, eat your mothers shit and die!!!
"Hi my name is sierra, I like walks on the beach and to be raped while passed out. I'm a human toilet with no standards, piss on my face to reveal the moon's surface."
What's with the farewell? You don't have enough time to fuck chickens and assorted other barnyard animals already? I mean, its obvious you have NO social life.
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#200790 - 11/12/06 11:57 AM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 125
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yeah right
he is gonna pull a brandon iron and just use a different screen name...
so controversial
You stupid piece of shit, drug addled, crater faced whore.
Awwwww, what's the matter? Nobody wants to play nice with you after that horrible "corn shucking" incident left you horriblly disfigured?
Is that why you hide behind that Archie meets Dick Tracy persona of an avatar?    
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#200792 - 11/12/06 12:07 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 09/14/05
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#200793 - 11/12/06 12:39 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
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That wasn't rough toilet paper. That was Lee_11's tongue.
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#200795 - 11/12/06 01:13 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
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D- for effort.
Frankly, I was expecting something a little more creative than a basic cock joke in return for my observational wit. I give you gold, and you come back with shit. Now go and finish packing whichever girl's bag you're in charge of today, junior.
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#200797 - 11/12/06 01:36 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
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Lee, I'm afraid you've badly misjudged me. I'm nobody's lapdog. If you assume I leap to the defense of ChickenMaster, then you need to go back and read my post again. I might find the guy's outpourings of hate amusing, but I don't necessarily agree with them.
And "minion" is just another way of saying you sniff around two girls who are unlikely to fuck you. Once you've been in the adult industry for more than oh, six months, you'll understand it more.
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#200798 - 11/12/06 01:59 PM
Re: A Farewell Message From CickenMaster
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 125
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Lee, I'm afraid you've badly misjudged me. I'm nobody's lapdog. If you assume I leap to the defense of ChickenMaster, then you need to go back and read my post again. I might find the guy's outpourings of hate amusing, but I don't necessarily agree with them.
And "minion" is just another way of saying you sniff around two girls who are unlikely to fuck you. Once you've been in the adult industry for more than oh, six months, you'll understand it more.
Not that I need to explain this to the likes of you or anybody else, but the term "minion" is a little inside joke between myself and Hill. Nothing more.
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#200802 - 11/12/06 11:32 PM
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
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Gee, I wonder why more cool porn chicks don't post on XPT? It must be because of douchebags like me crapping up their threads. Aw, fuck those bitches! I'd much rather chat with some fatass mormon masturbator. Fare thee well CM!.. Again!
Go back to adt, our quota of fanboy anime lovers is zero. Serria is more worthless then any whore in the industry, she looks forty, is skinny like a crack addict, looks unclean, is obviously retarded, she's more of a attention whore then brandon and her lapdog looks like a inbred hungarian.
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#200803 - 11/12/06 11:45 PM
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 11/14/04
Posts: 1460
Loc: Down there
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CM, please save this thread. Between the thread jack bitch fight of the newbs and Hyde drooling on his keyboard, what was once promising is now dying slowly.
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