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wooooooooooooot

that guy sucked more balls than i do!!!!!

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Lol, and THAT'S a lot of balls!!!! Sorry, someone had to do it.

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i dont know him, but he sounds deeply troubled.

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That's what brings everyone here together. Normal People are frowned upon.

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i dont know him, but he sounds deeply troubled.

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That's what brings everyone here together. Normal People are frowned upon.

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I'm normal

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I just wanted you to know this forum has turned me into a complete asshole in real life. Its made me a worse person and I already wasn't very good. I'm probably a sociopath and this site made me much worse then I thought I could ever be.

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Mission accomplished XPT!

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I just wanted you to know this forum has turned me into a complete asshole in real life. Its made me a worse person and I already wasn't very good. I'm probably a sociopath and this site made me much worse then I thought I could ever be.

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Jeff, he's lying through his teeth in that message. None of it is true- not a word.

Or maybe all the stuff he sent me were the lies... hmmmm.

Chickenmaster we hardly knew ye.

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I just wanted you to know this forum has turned me into a complete asshole in real life. Its made me a worse person and I already wasn't very good. I'm probably a sociopath and this site made me much worse then I thought I could ever be.

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Weak, dude, weak. Blaming this place for making you an asshole is like people who blame McDonald's for making them fat.

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i dont know him, but he sounds deeply troubled.

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That's what brings everyone here together. Normal People are frowned upon.

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I'm normal

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You very presence here says otherwise.

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yeah right
he is gonna pull a brandon iron and just use a different screen name...
so controversial

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I just wanted you to know this forum has turned me into a complete asshole in real life. Its made me a worse person and I already wasn't very good. I'm probably a sociopath and this site made me much worse then I thought I could ever be.

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Weak, dude, weak. Blaming this place for making you an asshole is like people who blame McDonald's for making them fat.

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agreed, CM is Iago-esque in his abilities

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You stupid piece of shit, drug addled, crater faced whore.

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agreed, CM is Iago-esque in his abilities

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Shakespeare sucks donkey dong, but I like the comparison.

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and i am sure that you are quite a catch.
move out of your mothers basement, get a fuckin life,
it is a shame your dreams of becoming a mediocre porn director fell through.
you suck so bad you cant even fail at life right!!!

go suck off your father, eat your mothers shit and die!!!

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Your name fits numbnuts.

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and i am sure that you are quite a catch.
move out of your mothers basement, get a fuckin life,
it is a shame your dreams of becoming a mediocre porn director fell through.
you suck so bad you cant even fail at life right!!!

go suck off your father, eat your mothers shit and die!!!

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and i am sure that you are quite a catch.
move out of your mothers basement, get a fuckin life,
it is a shame your dreams of becoming a mediocre porn director fell through.
you suck so bad you cant even fail at life right!!!

go suck off your father, eat your mothers shit and die!!!

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"Hi my name is sierra, I like walks on the beach and to be raped while passed out. I'm a human toilet with no standards, piss on my face to reveal the moon's surface."

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"Hi my name is sierra, I like walks on the beach and to be raped while passed out. I'm a human toilet with no standards, piss on my face to reveal the moon's surface."

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and i am sure that you are quite a catch.
move out of your mothers basement, get a fuckin life,
it is a shame your dreams of becoming a mediocre porn director fell through.
you suck so bad you cant even fail at life right!!!

go suck off your father, eat your mothers shit and die!!!

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"Hi my name is sierra, I like walks on the beach and to be raped while passed out. I'm a human toilet with no standards, piss on my face to reveal the moon's surface."

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Gee, I wonder why more cool porn chicks don't post on XPT? It must be because of douchebags like me crapping up their threads. Aw, fuck those bitches! I'd much rather chat with some fatass mormon masturbator. Fare thee well CM!.. Again!

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and i am sure that you are quite a catch.
move out of your mothers basement, get a fuckin life,
it is a shame your dreams of becoming a mediocre porn director fell through.
you suck so bad you cant even fail at life right!!!

go suck off your father, eat your mothers shit and die!!!

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"Hi my name is sierra, I like walks on the beach and to be raped while passed out. I'm a human toilet with no standards, piss on my face to reveal the moon's surface."

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yeah right
he is gonna pull a brandon iron and just use a different screen name...
so controversial

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You stupid piece of shit, drug addled, crater faced whore.

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Awwwww, what's the matter? Nobody wants to play nice with you after that horrible "corn shucking" incident left you horriblly disfigured?

Is that why you hide behind that Archie meets Dick Tracy persona of an avatar?

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"Hi my name is sierra, I like walks on the beach and to be raped while passed out. I'm a human toilet with no standards, piss on my face to reveal the moon's surface."

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i hate the beach!!!!!
the "rape" was a molestation (something i am sure you are farmilar with, both giving, to your poor lil morman nephews and also recieving from your dirty morman uncles)

human toilet--thank you
no standards---well i may not have the highest standards, but i know i would never fuck your sorry fat ass...hide behind that cartoon you coward..why dont you show your ugly face.


your insults hurt me less than the rough toilet paper i used at a gas station bathroom.

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Lee, I'm afraid you've badly misjudged me. I'm nobody's lapdog. If you assume I leap to the defense of ChickenMaster, then you need to go back and read my post again. I might find the guy's outpourings of hate amusing, but I don't necessarily agree with them.

And "minion" is just another way of saying you sniff around two girls who are unlikely to fuck you. Once you've been in the adult industry for more than oh, six months, you'll understand it more.

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Gee, I wonder why more cool porn chicks don't post on XPT? It must be because of douchebags like me crapping up their threads. Aw, fuck those bitches! I'd much rather chat with some fatass mormon masturbator. Fare thee well CM!.. Again!

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Gee, I wonder why more cool porn chicks don't post on XPT? It must be because of douchebags like me crapping up their threads. Aw, fuck those bitches! I'd much rather chat with some fatass mormon masturbator. Fare thee well CM!.. Again!

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Go back to adt, our quota of fanboy anime lovers is zero. Serria is more worthless then any whore in the industry, she looks forty, is skinny like a crack addict, looks unclean, is obviously retarded, she's more of a attention whore then brandon and her lapdog looks like a inbred hungarian.

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Didn't you leave? Or were you unable to find another willing audience for your endless stream of embittered, hate-filled bullshit? Oh yeah, I forgot!... This is "the Cage"! It's not a monotonous litany by pimply, fatassed, losers venting the bile accumulated from a steady diet of sour grapes... it's "SATIRE"! Yes, whenever I think of satire, I always think of the greats: Nichols & May, Lenny Bruce, Monty Python... and ChickenMaster and his player-hatin', blue-balled misogyny!
Here's an idea you fucking Jackoff... why don't you get off the goddamn computer, grab a quickie handjob in the front seat of your geo metro from your "favorite niece", or just bust a nut in ANYTHING besides a dirty gym sock for once... and you might feel some of that much lauded vitriol transform itself into something resembling self-esteem. Or if that doesn't work out, just go fuck yourself.

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Didn't you leave? Or were you unable to find another willing audience for your endless stream of embittered, hate-filled bullshit? Oh yeah, I forgot!... This is "the Cage"! It's not a monotonous litany by pimply, fatassed, losers venting the bile accumulated from a steady diet of sour grapes... it's "SATIRE"! Yes, whenever I think of satire, I always think of the greats: Nichols & May, Lenny Bruce, Monty Python... and ChickenMaster and his player-hatin', blue-balled misogyny!
Here's an idea you fucking Jackoff... why don't you get off the goddamn computer, grab a quickie handjob in the front seat of your geo metro from your "favorite niece", or just bust a nut in ANYTHING besides a dirty gym sock for once... and you might feel some of that much lauded vitriol transform itself into something resembling self-esteem. Or if that doesn't work out, just go fuck yourself.

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I just wanted you to know this forum has turned me into a complete asshole in real life. Its made me a worse person and I already wasn't very good. I'm probably a sociopath and this site made me much worse then I thought I could ever be.

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Gee, I wonder why more cool porn chicks don't post on XPT? It must be because of douchebags like me crapping up their threads. Aw, fuck those bitches! I'd much rather chat with some fatass mormon masturbator. Fare thee well CM!.. Again!

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Go back to adt, our quota of fanboy anime lovers is zero. Serria is more worthless then any whore in the industry, she looks forty, is skinny like a crack addict, looks unclean, is obviously retarded, she's more of a attention whore then brandon and her lapdog looks like a inbred hungarian.

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"Our quota"? I thought you were leaving......to have more time to devote to your relentless pursuit of the perfect hen, since daddy stole your one true love so many years ago.

Do us all a favor, off yourself and make the world a better place. Either that or quit hiding behind your little cartoon, show yourself, and admit to yourself and everyone else that you emailed Sierra a photo of your throbbing 3 inches of manhood, and she laughed at you. So now you spew all these hostilities at her because you couldn't teach the neighbor's dog to lick peanut butter off your balls. That's not her fault..........quit blaming someone else for your being so pathetic.

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Didn't you leave? Or were you unable to find another willing audience for your endless stream of embittered, hate-filled bullshit? Oh yeah, I forgot!... This is "the Cage"! It's not a monotonous litany by pimply, fatassed, losers venting the bile accumulated from a steady diet of sour grapes... it's "SATIRE"! Yes, whenever I think of satire, I always think of the greats: Nichols & May, Lenny Bruce, Monty Python... and ChickenMaster and his player-hatin', blue-balled misogyny!
Here's an idea you fucking Jackoff... why don't you get off the goddamn computer, grab a quickie handjob in the front seat of your geo metro from your "favorite niece", or just bust a nut in ANYTHING besides a dirty gym sock for once... and you might feel some of that much lauded vitriol transform itself into something resembling self-esteem. Or if that doesn't work out, just go fuck yourself.

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"Our quota"? I thought you were leaving......to have more time to devote to your relentless pursuit of the perfect hen, since daddy stole your one true love so many years ago.

Do us all a favor, off yourself and make the world a better place. Either that or quit hiding behind your little cartoon, show yourself, and admit to yourself and everyone else that you emailed Sierra a photo of your throbbing 3 inches of manhood, and she laughed at you. So now you spew all these hostilities at her because you couldn't teach the neighbor's dog to lick peanut butter off your balls. That's not her fault..........quit blaming someone else for your being so pathetic.

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Glad I could touch a nerve animeboy. You wish you could be anything but what you are.

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Wrong CM, Hyde is cool because, like alt.porn, he doesn't really care about being cool.

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"Our quota"? I thought you were leaving......to have more time to devote to your relentless pursuit of the perfect hen, since daddy stole your one true love so many years ago.

Do us all a favor, off yourself and make the world a better place. Either that or quit hiding behind your little cartoon, show yourself, and admit to yourself and everyone else that you emailed Sierra a photo of your throbbing 3 inches of manhood, and she laughed at you. So now you spew all these hostilities at her because you couldn't teach the neighbor's dog to lick peanut butter off your balls. That's not her fault..........quit blaming someone else for your being so pathetic.

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Have you resorted to talking to yourself on here as well as in reality? I can't wait to see your reply to yourself..................well, that is, if you don't leave before you get in one last hate filled barb ......on yourself.

Cheer up, dude. I bet there's somebody, somewhere that likes you. I hear Al-Quieda's always looking for new suicide bombers.

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No, no, no ..........she said "rough toilet paper at a gas station bathroom".

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Call me what you will, but at least I'm the "minion" of two hot porn chicks, and not the lapdog of a known molester of farm dwelling critters.

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Not that I need to explain this to the likes of you or anybody else, but the term "minion" is a little inside joke between myself and Hill. Nothing more.

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I find it makes a refreshing change from spousal abuse, and my parole officer is right behind me on that.

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well, conky, you did mention that your wife is larger than and dresses worse than lisa sparxxx, so who could blame you for wanting to beat her ass? (just kiddin')

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....and think it over........

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Damn!!! It is on up in this motherfucker!!
Where is that ejaculate overspray that calls himself mypornoreview? He is late for his retroactive abortion.
His mother may have failed in her attempts to end that pregnancy but I am willing to turn back the clock on that ass... What up bitch?

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Damn!!! It is on up in this motherfucker!!
Where is that ejaculate overspray that calls himself mypornoreview? He is late for his retroactive abortion.
His mother may have failed in her attempts to end that pregnancy but I am willing to turn back the clock on that ass... What up bitch?

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"MPR can't take your call right now, but feel free to leave a message after the burning cross".

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and another thing whats all this rhetoric about guapo not being black?I have drank the kool-aid and raised the bail for this nigga.He's as black as he needs to be...

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