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#200621 - 11/09/06 09:25 AM Glorious Day In Porn, Kami Andrews Retires
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Ding dong the witch is dead. Kami Andrews has announce her retirement from porn, although expected to be short term it is still great and wonderful news. She is auctioning off her whore outfits on ebay to help pay her home taxes (they charge on trailers?), and this picture of her main one had me hunched over in pain from laughing so hard.



Im sure thats what monstar wore back home on his family's reservation when he came out.

Or theres this little number if you don't want to shell out the big bucks but still want to buy something to see what kami's ass smells like you can get this one




Amazing that in kami's 4 years in porn she is flat broke, she should've taken my suggestion and had her stomach pumped as im sure she probably has about 2 grand worth of pills floating around in there she can resell to help pay her bills. Ok if you like whores and giving money away to charity but don't know how to reach kfed then heres a link to kami's auction to help reform a whore that doesn't want to go the path of the lubben or isn't attractive enough to lure hollywood clients to write a book about.

http://search.ebay.com/_W0QQsassZlorileig
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#200622 - 11/09/06 09:53 AM Re: Glorious Day In Porn, Kami Andrews Retires
Vizzle Offline
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Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
Loc: Neither here, nor there.
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Ding dong the witch is dead. Kami Andrews has announce her retirement from porn, although expected to be short term it is still great and wonderful news. She is auctioning off her whore outfits on ebay to help pay her home taxes (they charge on trailers?), and this picture of her main one had me hunched over in pain from laughing so hard.



Im sure thats what monstar wore back home on his family's reservation when he came out.

Or theres this little number if you don't want to shell out the big bucks but still want to buy something to see what kami's ass smells like you can get this one




Amazing that in kami's 4 years in porn she is flat broke, she should've taken my suggestion and had her stomach pumped as im sure she probably has about 2 grand worth of pills floating around in there she can resell to help pay her bills. Ok if you like whores and giving money away to charity but don't know how to reach kfed then heres a link to kami's auction to help reform a whore that doesn't want to go the path of the lubben or isn't attractive enough to lure hollywood clients to write a book about.

http://search.ebay.com/_W0QQsassZlorileig




Aw man, that's harsh, lol. Kami's cool...
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#200623 - 11/09/06 02:27 PM Re: Glorious Day In Porn, Kami Andrews Retires
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Registered: 04/06/05
Posts: 959
Loc: The Outer Labia of Jenna Haze
Hasta La Vista Frankenho. She can always go overseas and make some cash sucking dog cock. The shit she made here was borderline beastiality.

A fuckin Men the bitch is dead.
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#200624 - 11/09/06 02:53 PM Re: Glorious Day In Porn, Kami Andrews Retires
Willie D Offline

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Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
She dropped this into that stupid "Ask Kami" thread at ADT 10-16 after she took the biggest Kierkegaardian leap in her life and deleted her MySpace account:

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In one fell swoop I lost 3200 of my closest friends.
I'm turning a chapter in my life, enrolled in school and engaged. You heard it here first. Gotta tell you I'm bored as hell without my myspace, but mypace gives irrelevant vapid porn chicks the impression they are famous Personally I like the ass kissing but I would just as soon not be recognized at school! I may change my name from Kami on here in the future but right now its just adt and my LJ. shhhh don't tell anyone that doesn't read the ask Kami thread



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#200625 - 11/09/06 03:00 PM Re: Glorious Day In Porn, Kami Andrews Retires
Coochie Monster Offline
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Registered: 04/06/05
Posts: 959
Loc: The Outer Labia of Jenna Haze
I just caught wind that shes retiring to go play linebacker for her hometown Steelers. Best of luck in your new endeavor fat bitch. You may have thrown up most of your fat, but youll always be an unattractive lardass cunt to me. She was so ugly she could have single handedly kept a Beverly Hills plastic surgeon's office in business for decades.

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#200626 - 11/09/06 03:31 PM Re: Glorious Day In Porn, Kami Andrews Retires
Saevus Maximus Offline
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Registered: 04/19/03
Posts: 1083
Loc: In the corner, cutting myself.
Kami must be one of the only people to ever gain weight as a Meth addict.
Take away her constant drug use and this fat pig would probably tip the scales at well over 250 pounds.
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#200627 - 11/09/06 05:06 PM Re: Glorious Day In Porn, Kami Andrews Retires
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Registered: 01/25/04
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Aw man, that's harsh, lol. Kami's cool...




Yeah cool like testicle frostbite

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She dropped this into that stupid "Ask Kami" thread at ADT 10-16 after she took the biggest Kierkegaardian leap in her life and deleted her MySpace account:





Did adt just rip off the cage's ask christina thread?

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I just caught wind that shes retiring to go play linebacker for her hometown Steelers. Best of luck in your new endeavor fat bitch. You may have thrown up most of your fat, but youll always be an unattractive lardass cunt to me. She was so ugly she could have single handedly kept a Beverly Hills plastic surgeon's office in business for decades.





don't hold back, tell us what you really think. . She has the biggest head its out of control. She'd have to wear one of those mascot heads because the standard nfl helmet wouldn't do.

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Kami must be one of the only people to ever gain weight as a Meth addict.
Take away her constant drug use and this fat pig would probably tip the scales at well over 250 pounds.




I like to picture kami on a bed with the lights off and the glow of the tv shinning over her as she has a small pile of pills and a giant tub of ice cream taking turns on both while sobbing and watching sleepless in seattle wondering when her tom hanks is going to come and then passing out and drowning in a puddle of melted ice cream, But i'll take her leaving porn as a decent second best.
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#200628 - 11/09/06 06:25 PM Re: Glorious Day In Porn, Kami Andrews Retires
Dane Offline
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Registered: 07/06/05
Posts: 591
Loc: South of Heaven
i went into the adt chat when kami posted a bulletin on myspace and told her to come back to XPT. She told me I was disgusting after reading one of my posts and said that this place gives her nightmares. I felt better about myself afterwards
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#200629 - 11/09/06 06:29 PM Re: Glorious Day In Porn, Kami Andrews Retires
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Coochie Monster = Mr Poo

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#200630 - 11/09/06 06:42 PM Re: Glorious Day In Porn, Kami Andrews Retires
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Registered: 10/09/04
Posts: 1176
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Coochie Monster = Mr Poo




That explains a lot.
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#200631 - 11/09/06 09:05 PM Re: Glorious Day In Porn, Kami Andrews Retires
Coochie Monster Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 04/06/05
Posts: 959
Loc: The Outer Labia of Jenna Haze
I shit on Mr. Poo
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#200632 - 11/10/06 09:05 AM Re: Glorious Day In Porn, Kami Andrews Retires
Jeff Steward Offline
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Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
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Lol,so when no one wants to hire you anymore thats now called retiring.
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#200633 - 11/10/06 07:05 PM Re: Glorious Day In Porn, Kami Andrews Retires
taintwrecker Offline
Ed Hardy Wearing Loser

Registered: 09/19/06
Posts: 42
whatever, Kami's the shit, I'd still hire her

Kami - if you're readin this - my garage needs a fresh coat of paint and my bulldog shit all over the front lawn, so if you get hungry from fixin up my garage it's all you.
And if you do it wearing that indian costume you wear, I'll throw in an extra can of Milwaukee's Best backwash.

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#200634 - 12/12/06 09:29 PM Re: Glorious Day In Porn, Kami Andrews Retires
Al Snow w/ Head Offline
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Registered: 10/26/05
Posts: 319
Loc: Outskirts of Parts Unknown
So long Kami, you will be missed. I'm glad to see that new reality show has really panned out for you so you could quit porn.



And may your future kids never be humilated by classmates finding videos of mommy eating spunk covered donuts. God bless.


Edited by Al Snow w/ Head (12/12/06 09:31 PM)

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#200635 - 12/12/06 09:45 PM Re: Glorious Day In Porn, Kami Andrews Retires
Dick Dastardly Offline
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Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
Reality show?

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So long Kami, you will be missed. I'm glad to see that new reality show has really panned out for you so you could quit porn.




She posted this on Myspace today.
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#200636 - 12/13/06 05:05 AM Re: Glorious Day In Porn, Kami Andrews Retires
*L*G* Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
her site is down
kamiland.com

her journal still up

SHIT she sale in EBAY




IVAN quits porn too, is this related?

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#200637 - 12/13/06 02:04 PM Re: Glorious Day In Porn, Kami Andrews Retires
MoronBoy Offline
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Registered: 07/30/06
Posts: 1712
Loc: at the end of the longest line
Journal's now gone too.
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#200638 - 12/13/06 02:32 PM Re: Glorious Day In Porn, Kami Andrews Retires
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
In the "comments" after one of her last posts there, she told someone who'd called her "Miss" that she was a "Mrs." now. Maybe she got married- if so I wish her luck.

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#200639 - 12/14/06 09:59 AM Re: Glorious Day In Porn, Kami Andrews Retires
girlvirginguy Offline
Ed Hardy Wearing Loser

Registered: 12/07/06
Posts: 45
Loc: dont jack my avitar
she only has 30 days to file for divorce before her account is deleted. in that regard I wish her luck. what's typical among whores nowadays? a couple or a few weeks?




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#200640 - 12/14/06 10:16 AM Re: Glorious Day In Porn, Kami Andrews Retires
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Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
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#200641 - 12/14/06 10:36 AM Re: Glorious Day In Porn, Kami Andrews Retires
girlvirginguy Offline
Ed Hardy Wearing Loser

Registered: 12/07/06
Posts: 45
Loc: dont jack my avitar
thanks for he picture super grissle but you don't have to follow me around with it. I have it as my desktop background now.




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#200642 - 12/14/06 12:41 PM Re: Glorious Day In Porn, Kami Andrews Retires
Jigaloo Offline
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Registered: 04/17/06
Posts: 7863
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In the "comments" after one of her last posts there, she told someone who'd called her "Miss" that she was a "Mrs." now. Maybe she got married- if so I wish her luck.




She's the new Mrs. Martin Del Toro.
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#200643 - 12/14/06 07:51 PM Re: Glorious Day In Porn, Kami Andrews Retires
Dick Dastardly Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
Hey, someone had to keep the armpit-fucking fruitcake in this country, might as well be an equal nutjob.

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She's the new Mrs. Martin Del Toro.


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