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deep deep trouble. worst of all, my only outlet is to post it here, and hope that somewhere among the insults and suggestions that i am windsock, that someone will say something that might help me.

i work as a vendor for a snack food company. at one of the stores on my route there is this young lady who sort of assists the woman who does the receiving. i don't think she's retarded, but she's definitely slow. i mean, i'm reasonably sure she's not a retard. she just seems too cute to be retarded. said young lady has made it unmistakably clear that she wants to mess around with me. it's an uncomfortable situation. the other vendors make jokes. they wonder why i haven't taken advantage of the opportunity yet. i simply tell them that i have a girlfriend and i don't do that sort of thing. this is, of course, a lie. i mean, it is true that i have a girlfriend. but i cannot engage in activities with this idiot girl. without going into specifics, i will say that this girl has also made it clear that she is up for anything. anything. i know you know what i am saying. this is the exactly the type of situation i should never be in. this is real life, not pornography, yet it feels like a pornographic setup. i am having a hard time keeping my control over myself. this stupid girl does not deserve the havoc i would wreck on her throatal area if we should hook up. i have even tried to hint to her that she would not be able to handle my sexual demons, but the moron just took it as some kind of challenge. she has also tried to convince me what kind of freak she is. her idiocy only serves to make me want to take my frustrations out on her even more. as much as i want to do this, as much as i want to make this young woman pay for all of my fears and insecurities, i know that the guilt afterwards will crush my heart and soul. please, tell me something that will make me stop before something awful happens. save this girl. save me. for god's sake, save yourself.

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So you wanna fuck a retard... Are you serious???? Try rubbing one out before you get to her store... either that or just try to have a little self-control.

...and if neither one of those are options, then go ahead and fuck her silly... i'd say fuck her 'stupid' but it sounds like she's already there.

ps- you said you have a girlfriend... how bad could she possibly be in bed that you feel the need to bang a sped?

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I call bullshit, attention whore

i doubt you're even a man

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Yeah dude.... it's gotta be bullshit. This post reminds me of an episode of Drawn Together.

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So you wanna fuck a retard... Are you serious????

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a cute retard. kind of a cute, skanky retard. and i'm saying, she probably isn't. just loud and really really stupid. which makes it all the harder.

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a cute retard. kind of a cute, skanky retard. and i'm saying, she probably isn't. just loud and really really stupid. which makes it all the harder.

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Are you reading what you're posting...you wanna fuck a "really, really loud, cute, kinda cute, skanky retard", yet you say you have a girlfriend.

Shenanigans!!!

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deep deep trouble. worst of all, my only outlet is to post it here, and hope that somewhere among the insults and suggestions that i am windsock, that someone will say something that might help me.

i work as a vendor for a snack food company. at one of the stores on my route there is this young lady who sort of assists the woman who does the receiving. i don't think she's retarded, but she's definitely slow. i mean, i'm reasonably sure she's not a retard. she just seems too cute to be retarded. said young lady has made it unmistakably clear that she wants to mess around with me. it's an uncomfortable situation. the other vendors make jokes. they wonder why i haven't taken advantage of the opportunity yet. i simply tell them that i have a girlfriend and i don't do that sort of thing. this is, of course, a lie. i mean, it is true that i have a girlfriend. but i cannot engage in activities with this idiot girl. without going into specifics, i will say that this girl has also made it clear that she is up for anything. anything. i know you know what i am saying. this is the exactly the type of situation i should never be in. this is real life, not pornography, yet it feels like a pornographic setup. i am having a hard time keeping my control over myself. this stupid girl does not deserve the havoc i would wreck on her throatal area if we should hook up. i have even tried to hint to her that she would not be able to handle my sexual demons, but the moron just took it as some kind of challenge. she has also tried to convince me what kind of freak she is. her idiocy only serves to make me want to take my frustrations out on her even more. as much as i want to do this, as much as i want to make this young woman pay for all of my fears and insecurities, i know that the guilt afterwards will crush my heart and soul. please, tell me something that will make me stop before something awful happens. save this girl. save me. for god's sake, save yourself.

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I thought you worked in a warehouse?

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Shenanigans!!!

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not a bit of it. this is a serious crisis, and i am in need of counselling.

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i am in need of counselling.

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Yes; yes you are...
but this may not be the best place to get it.

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this may not be the best place to get it.

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this may not be the best place to get it.

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Lol. What makes you think that a message board full of perverts, pornographers, whores and various other social retards is not a good place to get relationship advice? LOL.

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What makes you think that a message board full of perverts, pornographers, whores and various other social retards is not a good place to get relationship advice? LOL.

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social retards. exactly. we are all just as retarded as this dumb ho. she does not deserve the "human toilet" treatment any more than you or i. this is what i know. and yet...

as for my girlfriend- she is extraneous to the real drama that is unfolding here. pay her no mind. god knows i don't.

back to the point. please help. otherwise, this bitch's throw up will be on your hands, not just mine.

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Lol. What makes you think that a message board full of perverts, pornographers, whores and various other social retards is not a good place to get relationship advice? LOL.

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I didn't mean that. I just meant for him. This place is a wealth of insight into the worst of the human psyche. I personally try to implement all the pointers and tips I get on XPT in my personal life.
I mean what the hell, I've got nowhere to go but up! Sadly I'm not alone in that...

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What makes you think that a message board full of perverts, pornographers, whores and various other social retards is not a good place to get relationship advice? LOL.

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social retards. exactly. we are all just as retarded as this dumb ho. she does not deserve the "human toilet" treatment any more than you or i. this is what i know. and yet...

as for my girlfriend- she is extraneous to the real drama that is unfolding here. pay her no mind. god knows i don't.

back to the point. please help. otherwise, this bitch's throw up will be on your hands, not just mine.

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In that case, just fuck the slow bitch. You don't care what you're gf thinks, which is fine.... you keep saying that she's not that bad, so you obviously have your mind made up already.

...and, no, her throw up will be soley on YOUR hands, not ours...you want honest to God relationship advice then go to a shrink. Otherwise, this chick is your cum dumpster.

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XPT has spoken. Live out your most demented fantasies and take vengence on her holes for every woman who ever did you wrong. Then make yourself a Hot Pocket, sit at your computer and make a long post telling us all about it.

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So let it be written, So let it be done.

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So you wanna fuck a retard... Are you serious????

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a cute retard. kind of a cute, skanky retard. and i'm saying, she probably isn't. just loud and really really stupid. which makes it all the harder.

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a cute retard. kind of a cute, skanky retard. and i'm saying, she probably isn't. just loud and really really stupid. which makes it all the harder.

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Interesting "Problem". You seem sure she's not a full on Spaz just dumb.
The best thing to do with a skanky retard is to use her for Creampie practice. If you can make her wake up in the middle of the night with sweats and the shakes having horrific nightmares from her Anal & Vaginal violation, you will have been successful. She's probably already lost her soul, so have some fun.