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deep deep trouble. worst of all, my only outlet is to post it here, and hope that somewhere among the insults and suggestions that i am windsock, that someone will say something that might help me.

i work as a vendor for a snack food company. at one of the stores on my route there is this young lady who sort of assists the woman who does the receiving. i don't think she's retarded, but she's definitely slow. i mean, i'm reasonably sure she's not a retard. she just seems too cute to be retarded. said young lady has made it unmistakably clear that she wants to mess around with me. it's an uncomfortable situation. the other vendors make jokes. they wonder why i haven't taken advantage of the opportunity yet. i simply tell them that i have a girlfriend and i don't do that sort of thing. this is, of course, a lie. i mean, it is true that i have a girlfriend. but i cannot engage in activities with this idiot girl. without going into specifics, i will say that this girl has also made it clear that she is up for anything. anything. i know you know what i am saying. this is the exactly the type of situation i should never be in. this is real life, not pornography, yet it feels like a pornographic setup. i am having a hard time keeping my control over myself. this stupid girl does not deserve the havoc i would wreck on her throatal area if we should hook up. i have even tried to hint to her that she would not be able to handle my sexual demons, but the moron just took it as some kind of challenge. she has also tried to convince me what kind of freak she is. her idiocy only serves to make me want to take my frustrations out on her even more. as much as i want to do this, as much as i want to make this young woman pay for all of my fears and insecurities, i know that the guilt afterwards will crush my heart and soul. please, tell me something that will make me stop before something awful happens. save this girl. save me. for god's sake, save yourself.

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So you wanna fuck a retard... Are you serious???? Try rubbing one out before you get to her store... either that or just try to have a little self-control.

...and if neither one of those are options, then go ahead and fuck her silly... i'd say fuck her 'stupid' but it sounds like she's already there.

ps- you said you have a girlfriend... how bad could she possibly be in bed that you feel the need to bang a sped?