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Then there's this creepy ass thing.



The reviews of that fuckdoll are hilarious:

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Nice to Look at
3.75 out of 5.00 - Visual Appeal: 5 Tactile Appeal: 5 Durability: 3 Recreational Value: 2 - 6/14/2004
The doll is very pleasing to look at, but it doesnt last very long. After about two uses, its anus ripped followed by its pussy...but the mouth is still working strong. There aren't many positions it can preform, and without pressure from the ass, there's no point in trying anything but missionary.

- Kristine Spano
A good buy, but won't last test of time
3.00 out of 5.00 - Visual Appeal: 3 Tactile Appeal: 2 Durability: 5 Recreational Value: 2 - 3/15/2004
This doll is very nice to look at. Lying on my back looking down at a full head of blonde hair, my dick going in and out of a beautiful face and huge breasts is a real turn-on. But holding it is nothing close to the real thing. The positions are limited. Missionary really works for me, especially after I was not afriad to get rough and forced the doll to flex at the hips. Doggie did not work at all. Anal was a joke. Cowgirl is "do-able", but without the pressure from a warm soft ass, what's the point? Finally, oral is a personal favorite.

The doll has torn on me after about three or four uses. I'm certain the body won't last long, but it works for me. and the head is very well made. No problems with it!