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I'd fuck HIllary, make her call me slick willy, get BJ's from the other whores let them finger fuck themselves with my cum. Then I'd smack Hillary across the skull and call her Monica just for fun.

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Okay, something just came to my attention: Hillary Clinton and Joan Rivers are too old to bear children. Since this is a hypothetical Sci-Fi B-movie scenario, those who didn't die in the explosion gain strange new super-powers, such as post-menapausal women being able to have healthy bouncing baby boys or girls. Problem solved.

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Clinton in a no brainer. Id do clinton over cameron diaz and lindsey lohan. I've always thought shed fuck like a field mouse and shes held up well in her old age and she would easily smell the best out of that group and despite giving birth i picture her vagina to be in the best condition of the 6 also.

If i was a woman or a lady boy with functioning ovaries then id take steve buscemi, easily the smartest of the group and I think hed be a respectful lover , outside of his teeth and through squinted eyes he could be mildly attractive and he would also spawn the most talented children or give him the best chance with his genes of the group.


Man or woman once you have recreated with your partner of choice you and the new family could hunt and kill the remaining 10 people and just keep recreating retarded inbred children within your own group.


Nice job redeeming yourself moronboy with this thread from the adt cage suggestion slip up

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Since none of those whores should be allowed to beget anything except a punch in the back of the head, I'd just jam a few crack rocks up Allie Ray's dirtshoot, then fuck it until the jizz dissolves them...bend the bitch in two, and let that cocaine-flavored santorum drip out her ass into her yammering piehole.

there's a reason this smiley is called "allieray"

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I yahooed allie ray because I had no idea who she was and the first picture i saw was of this little girl with arthritis, then i searched a little further and saw who the real allie ray was and then it dawned on me if given the choice of being in incredible pain for the rest of her life or being able to switch into the pain free (at least physically) porn allie ray body that arthritic little girl allie ray would probably choose to stay put.

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Lisa Sparxx because of three words:

child bearing hips

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So far I'm counting 3 votes for Ms. Sparxxx, 2 votes for Hillary, and 1 for Arianna on the guys side of thing. Willie said he'd go for Allie Ray, but the method he would use would note impregnate her so I'm debating whether to count it as a vote or not.

Still no votes on the female side of the poll, though.

I'll throw in my vote for Lisa Sparxxx, because:
a)I think she would be the only one out of the group I could tolerate
b)being kinda of bigger guy myself(6'1", 225 lbs), our offspring would end up pretty big themselves, and our clan would rule what's left of the world by force hahahahaha!

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You'd pry name him Brandon Smartt Lockwood

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