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#200471 - 11/08/06 03:16 PM A Hypothetical Situation
MoronBoy Offline
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So let's imagine the old situation of the earth being nuked, civilization must be rebuilt, and all that other gibberish. Okay, now the six remaining men and six remaining women(you,the reader of this post, are include) on the earth get together to discuss re-population of the earth. You are all paired off to one of the opposite sex, who do you choose and why?

Guys, your choices for babymaking for the new earth population:

Arianna Jollee
Lisa Sparxxx
Joan Rivers
Hillary Clinton
Allie Ray
Babydoll

Girls, your choices to be your new babies' daddy are as follows:

Ryan Knox
pornactor4hire
smartt
Steve Buscemi
Darren James
Marc Wallice

Think it over carefully and give an answer with an explanation.
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#200472 - 11/08/06 03:30 PM Re: A Hypothetical Situation
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That's a tough one. Obviously, if I'm on my own, then Jollee's out of the question unless I can fashion an army of pretend gang bangers out of the remaining mutant population. I could then convince her I was shooting "In the Days of Whore 2".

Hilary would be way too dry. Joan would fall apart...

Nah, what the fuck. Like I said elsewhere, Sparxxx is thinner and dresses better than my wife, so I'd probably fuck it. But I'd use Allie Ray as a condom, and then take my own life as penance.
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#200473 - 11/08/06 03:51 PM Re: A Hypothetical Situation
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Okay, something just came to my attention: Hillary Clinton and Joan Rivers are too old to bear children. Since this is a hypothetical Sci-Fi B-movie scenario, those who didn't die in the explosion gain strange new super-powers, such as post-menapausal women being able to have healthy bouncing baby boys or girls. Problem solved.
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#200474 - 11/08/06 03:54 PM Re: A Hypothetical Situation
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I'd go with Arianna Jollee except I know I'd cheat on her with Hillary atleast twice. Any woman as filthy as her would produce children so angry they'd desperately try and get off this planet so we'd have a race of rocket scientists. Lisa Sparxxx would eat her offspring and Hillary Clinton doesn't look like she'd let me piss on her. I don't know the other two.
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#200475 - 11/08/06 04:24 PM Re: A Hypothetical Situation
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I'd fuck HIllary, make her call me slick willy, get BJ's from the other whores let them finger fuck themselves with my cum. Then I'd smack Hillary across the skull and call her Monica just for fun.
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#200476 - 11/08/06 04:27 PM Re: A Hypothetical Situation
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I'd fuck HIllary, make her call me slick willy, get BJ's from the other whores let them finger fuck themselves with my cum. Then I'd smack Hillary across the skull and call her Monica just for fun.





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#200477 - 11/08/06 04:29 PM Re: A Hypothetical Situation
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Okay, something just came to my attention: Hillary Clinton and Joan Rivers are too old to bear children. Since this is a hypothetical Sci-Fi B-movie scenario, those who didn't die in the explosion gain strange new super-powers, such as post-menapausal women being able to have healthy bouncing baby boys or girls. Problem solved.





Clinton in a no brainer. Id do clinton over cameron diaz and lindsey lohan. I've always thought shed fuck like a field mouse and shes held up well in her old age and she would easily smell the best out of that group and despite giving birth i picture her vagina to be in the best condition of the 6 also.

If i was a woman or a lady boy with functioning ovaries then id take steve buscemi, easily the smartest of the group and I think hed be a respectful lover , outside of his teeth and through squinted eyes he could be mildly attractive and he would also spawn the most talented children or give him the best chance with his genes of the group.


Man or woman once you have recreated with your partner of choice you and the new family could hunt and kill the remaining 10 people and just keep recreating retarded inbred children within your own group.


Nice job redeeming yourself moronboy with this thread from the adt cage suggestion slip up
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#200478 - 11/08/06 04:36 PM Re: A Hypothetical Situation
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Since none of those whores should be allowed to beget anything except a punch in the back of the head, I'd just jam a few crack rocks up Allie Ray's dirtshoot, then fuck it until the jizz dissolves them...bend the bitch in two, and let that cocaine-flavored santorum drip out her ass into her yammering piehole.

there's a reason this smiley is called "allieray"

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#200479 - 11/08/06 04:43 PM Re: A Hypothetical Situation
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Since none of those whores should be allowed to beget anything except a punch in the back of the head, I'd just jam a few crack rocks up Allie Ray's dirtshoot, then fuck it until the jizz dissolves them...bend the bitch in two, and let that cocaine-flavored santorum drip out her ass into her yammering piehole.

there's a reason this smiley is called "allieray"





I yahooed allie ray because I had no idea who she was and the first picture i saw was of this little girl with arthritis, then i searched a little further and saw who the real allie ray was and then it dawned on me if given the choice of being in incredible pain for the rest of her life or being able to switch into the pain free (at least physically) porn allie ray body that arthritic little girl allie ray would probably choose to stay put.

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#200480 - 11/08/06 06:45 PM Re: A Hypothetical Situation
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Registered: 04/04/06
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Lisa Sparxx because of three words:

child bearing hips
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#200481 - 11/08/06 06:48 PM Re: A Hypothetical Situation
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Lisa Sparxx because of three words:

child bearing hips




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#200482 - 11/09/06 09:13 PM Re: A Hypothetical Situation
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So far I'm counting 3 votes for Ms. Sparxxx, 2 votes for Hillary, and 1 for Arianna on the guys side of thing. Willie said he'd go for Allie Ray, but the method he would use would note impregnate her so I'm debating whether to count it as a vote or not.

Still no votes on the female side of the poll, though.

I'll throw in my vote for Lisa Sparxxx, because:
a)I think she would be the only one out of the group I could tolerate
b)being kinda of bigger guy myself(6'1", 225 lbs), our offspring would end up pretty big themselves, and our clan would rule what's left of the world by force hahahahaha!
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#200483 - 11/09/06 09:16 PM Re: A Hypothetical Situation
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Registered: 04/06/05
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Loc: The Outer Labia of Jenna Haze
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So far I'm counting 3 votes for Ms. Sparxxx, 2 votes for Hillary, and 1 for Arianna on the guys side of thing. Willie said he'd go for Allie Ray, but the method he would use would note impregnate her so I'm debating whether to count it as a vote or not.

Still no votes on the female side of the poll, though.

I'll throw in my vote for Lisa Sparxxx, because:
a)I think she would be the only one out of the group I could tolerate
b)being kinda of bigger guy myself(6'1", 225 lbs), our offspring would end up pretty big themselves, and our clan would rule what's left of the world by force hahahahaha!




You and Lisa Sparxxx would end up with a son that takes big black cock in the ass and gets his protein from ingesting cum up that fuckhole. Shiit, if you two had a kid you'd be teaching him how to pee sitting down because he'd be such a fuckin fruitart. You'd pry name him Brandon Smartt Lockwood
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#200484 - 11/09/06 09:29 PM Re: A Hypothetical Situation
Phlogiston Offline
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Registered: 09/13/05
Posts: 1594
Loc: The "Phlogbox", apparently.
My choices:

Lisa Sparxxx: Her blubber guarantees a strong chance of surviving both famines and ice ages. Like the Taun-Taun in the beginning of The Empire Strikes Back, she can be sliced open and used as an ad hoc shelter if needed.

Steve Buscemi: He isn't one of the other choices. Plus seeing his skinny small ass try and mount a whale like Lisa creates a funny mental image. He might get crushed under one of her chins.

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#200485 - 11/10/06 05:48 AM Re: A Hypothetical Situation
Vizzle Offline
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Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
Loc: Neither here, nor there.
I think i'd have to go with Lisa Sparxxx as well. She's got some tig ol' bitties on her, and a cute face.

She's a little on the heavy side, but she's kind of like a moped... fun to ride until your friends find out.

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#200486 - 11/10/06 01:18 PM Re: A Hypothetical Situation
MoronBoy Offline
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You'd pry name him Brandon Smartt Lockwood




Actually I was thinking Wankus would be a better middle name. What do you think?
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