That's a tough one. Obviously, if I'm on my own, then Jollee's out of the question unless I can fashion an army of pretend gang bangers out of the remaining mutant population. I could then convince her I was shooting "In the Days of Whore 2".

Hilary would be way too dry. Joan would fall apart...

Nah, what the fuck. Like I said elsewhere, Sparxxx is thinner and dresses better than my wife, so I'd probably fuck it. But I'd use Allie Ray as a condom, and then take my own life as penance.