i've worked with skeeter and already raped bubba myself, now i'm looking for diseased-hosts. skeeter was like a dad to me. he taught me how to deal drugs. the right way to forcibly-penetrate a fairway wood into a the future home of an infant with cameramen surrounding me. and most importantly, he told me when the shit hits the fan and you're already a convicted felon. GO HIDE IN MEXICO WHILE YOUR WIFE CLAIMS YOU RAPED THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PROGENY
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"
Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits