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#200408 - 11/08/06 07:10 AM Porn Shit
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	more of janine's kids Vivid's new contract girls, introducing manface, crack lips and pill addict. Lukes camera must add 30 years to whoever he shooting, because its not right for these three to come out looking like porn's version of the golden girls (tera would be bea arthur, bskye would be betty white and that other one would be the one who whores herself) image that got garfield through high school in need of, soft lighting, a few days out of the sun, sense of style, pride and the understanding that sometimes less is more, they look like they apply their make up with a butter knife. I used to have a penis. A nice big one. Look at me now boys. _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#200409 - 11/08/06 07:20 AM Re: Porn Shit
have2cit Porn Jesus Registered: 08/09/06 Posts: 9113 Loc: red dirt state of mind	At least Tera has learned to keep the camera away from her yellowing teeth. To bad she looks 45. Is Brittney preggo? Just what the world needs another whore baby. Attachments 191434-Dina02.jpg (3 downloads)
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#200410 - 11/08/06 07:27 AM Re: Porn Shit
tootie Rob Black's Crack Pipe Registered: 02/28/06 Posts: 81	Evan and Tera are so hard up that he is letting her fuck other guys and take it up the ass. Guess his VH1 special didn't spark a music career. Thank God!
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#200411 - 11/08/06 08:38 AM Re: Porn Shit
fuck off and die AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 09/14/05 Posts: 467 Loc: in a place where I can kill u ...	Quote: Evan and Tera are so hard up that he is letting her fuck other guys and take it up the ass. Guess his VH1 special didn't spark a music career. Thank God! i saw them (evan and tera) at an event and they snubbed miss meadow and i so fuck them!! they are so pretentious. that couple may be the most stuck up their own asses couple in porn!!! and the porn they make is LAME ASSSSSSSS!! _________________________ The funny thing to me is...my skin cleared up...but u still r and always will b fat, unhappy, and alone cause u r so hidious u can't even get a $20 hooker to suck u off Ur mom hates u
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#200412 - 11/08/06 08:54 AM Re: Porn Shit
lance69 Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer Registered: 02/18/05 Posts: 1138 Loc: British Colombia	Quote: i saw them (evan and tera) at an event and they snubbed miss meadow and i so fuck them!! they are so pretentious. that couple may be the most stuck up their own asses couple in porn!!! and the porn they make is LAME ASSSSSSSS!! She is totally so in to herself. Met her a couple of times and she had such an iron pickle up her ass it wasn't funny. My producer was asking her about a mutual friend and she totally turned up her nose with an attitude worthy of a fist in the ass. Why even bother doing PR if your just gonna be a cunt? Still, she qualifies for a little ABS. (Angry Bum Sex) _________________________ Blog About Bullshit Time to pull the pin on the social handgrenade.
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#200413 - 11/08/06 10:07 AM Re: Porn Shit
fuck off and die AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 09/14/05 Posts: 467 Loc: in a place where I can kill u ...	i would fist tera with a hand full of anthrax _________________________ The funny thing to me is...my skin cleared up...but u still r and always will b fat, unhappy, and alone cause u r so hidious u can't even get a $20 hooker to suck u off Ur mom hates u
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#200414 - 11/08/06 10:12 AM Re: Porn Shit
jamesn Porn Jesus Registered: 04/17/04 Posts: 6005 Loc: travieso capital management an...	stop bumping your thread and make more posts like that please. Quote: i would fist tera with a hand full of anthrax _________________________ "She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone" Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#200415 - 11/08/06 04:36 PM Re: Porn Shit
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	Quote: Evan and Tera are so hard up that he is letting her fuck other guys and take it up the ass. Guess his VH1 special didn't spark a music career. Thank God! You know the only reason he got that gig was because he was in porn and vh1 thought it would make an interesting subplot to the show. I love how he had his wife out grinding laps while he was in the house playing music with ted nugent and then when she shows up a few days later, like the suit case pimp that he is he takes the wad of cash from her. _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#200416 - 11/08/06 05:28 PM Re: Porn Shit
c62 Human Garbage Registered: 07/05/04 Posts: 1545 Loc: In the tree outside Gia Jordan...	Quote: Is Brittney preggo? Just what the world needs another whore baby. Is Evan preggers as well? _________________________ If cum was concrete, Quasarman would have a four lane freeway going down his throat. - pariah
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#200417 - 11/08/06 05:29 PM Re: Porn Shit
c62 Human Garbage Registered: 07/05/04 Posts: 1545 Loc: In the tree outside Gia Jordan...	Quote: more of janine's kids Right to left dad: Kevin Federline, Tom Cruise, PAFH. _________________________ If cum was concrete, Quasarman would have a four lane freeway going down his throat. - pariah
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#200418 - 11/09/06 12:52 AM Re: Porn Shit
ChuckSpears AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 11/01/05 Posts: 537 Loc: Holly Randall's garden	This Christmas, see Evan Seinfeld star as the Ghost of Wankus Future.
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#200419 - 11/09/06 05:19 PM Re: Porn Shit
veronica jett Rob Black's Crack Pipe Registered: 01/12/05 Posts: 76 Loc: hollywood	Quote: This Christmas, see Evan Seinfeld star as the Ghost of Wankus Future. that, my friend, is fuckin funny
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#200420 - 11/10/06 09:01 AM Re: Porn Shit
Jeff Steward Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/03 Posts: 7408 Loc: JM Productions	Quote: This Christmas, see Evan Seinfeld star as the Ghost of Wankus Future. The difference between Wankus and Evan is that Evan Seinfeld was once cool and Wankus is only cool to people like Swami and Phlogiston. _________________________ all women should be victims of something, because they lied. - big moose
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#200421 - 11/10/06 09:54 AM Re: Porn Shit
fuck off and die AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 09/14/05 Posts: 467 Loc: in a place where I can kill u ...	Quote: The difference between Wankus and Evan is that Evan Seinfeld was once cool and Wankus is only cool to people like Swami and Phlogiston. that is a matter of opinion.....i personally think that evan has always been a super douche!!! his "music career" obviously took a turn for the worse, so now he relies on his evil whore wifey-poooooooop to put the bread on the table..... _________________________ The funny thing to me is...my skin cleared up...but u still r and always will b fat, unhappy, and alone cause u r so hidious u can't even get a $20 hooker to suck u off Ur mom hates u
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