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What fucking moron introduced the idea of a Red Carpet? When most of these idiots have never truly been on a Red Carpet, who is it that they think takes their picture? Aside from AVN and Luke Ford, the only other people taking photo ops are perverts. For some reason these delusional people think that they are gonna end up on the cover of US Magazine or In Style. The only word I have for a Porno Red Carpet is "Gay" (and not homo gay) but gay like ridiculous when you were in 9th grade. Grown children pretending to play dress up and be glamourous for a lame party or a jack off movie is really fucking funny, but not as much of a joke as Kurt Lockwood at any given moment, but I digress.

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Those people taking pictures, other than AVN and Luke Ford, are called 'fans'. They're the ones that pay for all the drugs, booze, and German engineered cars that the pornstars like to drive. Without them, the pornstars are nothing.

Jenna can fart, and it'll make more money than a lot of the crap that Hollywood puts out anyway, but porn gets absolutely no respect from mainstream moviemaking.

Porn's repsonse: Fuck you, we'll have our own damn awards show. I totally support that stance... besides, the more interaction they have with their fans, the more money they make.

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The only red carpet action the fans get at the AVN awards is the painfully slow, embarrassing 'death march' of crack whores in tissue paper dresses as they troop down to the metal detectors (thanks for helping to introduce those, Snoop Dog). The actual area for photography is now way back from where "the public" might be able to see it.

And talk about a fight to get into the cordoned off area for 'real' photo ops and interviews! Man, it's just plain sad, watching some of those coked out surgery victims clamouring for attention like children.

Mind you, they rope that area off from anyone they don't want to interview or take pics of, so maybe we could just run a decent current through the carpet?

Might be a way of culling some of the serious Cythereas out of the biz.

The real fans, the ones who buy the porn and put the stars where they are, they have to make do with a glimpse of their favourite girls outside the those two shitty night clubs in the Venetian.

Wonder if Manda-gay Bay will be any better?