I'm going to start my own awards show...the XPTees, where I invite this website's worst contributors to walk down a red carpet of bloody menstrual fluids while people throw partially-opened douchebags of HIV-infested diahrrhea at them.

Current invitees from 2006:

Smartt
Kyoto
pornactor4hire
William Hyde
willysgirls
bad_bad
metalchurch
applesaucer
soxfan1011