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What fucking moron introduced the idea of a Red Carpet? When most of these idiots have never truly been on a Red Carpet, who is it that they think takes their picture? Aside from AVN and Luke Ford, the only other people taking photo ops are perverts. For some reason these delusional people think that they are gonna end up on the cover of US Magazine or In Style. The only word I have for a Porno Red Carpet is "Gay" (and not homo gay) but gay like ridiculous when you were in 9th grade. Grown children pretending to play dress up and be glamourous for a lame party or a jack off movie is really fucking funny, but not as much of a joke as Kurt Lockwood at any given moment, but I digress.

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Red Carpets are the best especially when the curtains match the rug.

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How many more screen names are you going to use here? None of them are witty, entertaining, or enlightening. You are proof drug addicted babies should be aborted.