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#200365 - 11/07/06 05:00 PM
britney divorces kfed
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
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not sure why i care, but i'm strangely pleased by this news.
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#200367 - 11/07/06 05:16 PM
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heh..
I have the same feeling.Maybe it's because we all know what kind of immature,simple girl Britney really is,and that hooking up with that celeb stalking fuckwad was such an obvious fuck up.Anyone that saw their MTV series knows how desperate she was to "find someone".
Despite that...I could care less if both the asswipes died in a plane crash tomorrow.
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#200368 - 11/07/06 05:16 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
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in about 20 years time the guy is going to have a whole army of illegitimate children all over the world- mini federlines will be the new al-qaeda.
the worst thing is that in 2 years time they had two kids, who are now going to be raised without their father. whilst it's easy to be flippant about the whole scenario, it's clear that a life in showbiz has meant britney is desperately lonely for real affection and- due to everyone around her sucking up and treating her like she's oh so special- has none of the social skills required to tell her that kfed is a fucking sponge.
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#200369 - 11/07/06 05:18 PM
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Porn Jesus
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"ONLY eight weeks after giving birth to her second child, the pop star Britney Spears has filed for divorce from Kevin Federline....Spears, 24, filed her petition at the Los Angeles Superior Court yesterday, citing irreconcilable differences and seeking sole custody of her two infant sons, with only visitation rights for her husband
Some of Spears’s fans blamed Federline — “K-Fed†— for the slide in her career. He was derided as a fame-seeker and gold-digger, riding on his more famous wife’s coat tails."
I blame that K-Fed album Playing With Fire.
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#200370 - 11/07/06 05:32 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
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 nothing says hardcore like cigarettes, playing cards and flaming liqour. the loosened tie and rolled up sleeves- is he the first rapper to ever be in a shirt and tie on his album cover? the obvious irony is that the guy hasn't worked in his life, though the picture makes it look like he's finished a 12 hour day at an investment bank and is about to play some cards with russian mafioso to let off some steam. i just had a horrible thought- the album was bombing majorly, his shows were being cancelled- what if this divorce is just a big pr stunt? this will be front page news, getting him mainstream press he wouldn't otherwise get- it could help spike sales. as a last ditch effort, it is probably what i would do.
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#200372 - 11/07/06 05:59 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 05/29/06
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If thats the case....
Me sniping him from 800 yrds out with a 50 cal would also "spike" his sales.(Five yrs from now)
Can you make that a little quicker if I say please? 
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#200375 - 11/07/06 07:15 PM
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Registered: 09/13/05
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K-Fed needs to be locked in a south-side Chicago holding cell so he can learn the error of his whigger ways.
Heh..
What if Linkin Park shows up and bails him out?
I suggest the cops open fire when they approach the police station. It looked like they had Uzis under their backwards baseball caps. **wink, nudge**
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#200377 - 11/07/06 08:08 PM
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Registered: 09/14/05
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I DONT KNOW IF THIS IS TRUE! I DONT KNOW IF I CARE, BUT IF IT IS, YAAAAAAAY BRITNEY, NOW GET YOUR ASS BACK IN SOME SEXY SCHOOL GIRL OUTFITS AND START BOUNCING UP AND DOWN TO MAKE THOSE TITTIES SHAKE!!!! K-FED IS A DOUCHE! 
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#200378 - 11/07/06 08:47 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/06
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He was derided as a fame-seeker and gold-digger, riding on his more famous wife’s coat tails.
I for one would like KayFed to die a violent death, but without a doubt give him props for the shit he's managed to pull off. He was a fucking no talent backup dancer, snags BSpears, tricks her into marriage, knocks her up twice, and gets to walk away a free, single and very rich man, unless there was a prenup, which I doubt, girls don't usually make guys sign that shit it's vice versa, rich guy poor girl. GheyFed makes Martin del Toro look like an amateur.
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#200379 - 11/07/06 09:21 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 12/12/05
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He was derided as a fame-seeker and gold-digger, riding on his more famous wife’s coat tails.
I for one would like KayFed to die a violent death, but without a doubt give him props for the shit he's managed to pull off. He was a fucking no talent backup dancer, snags BSpears, tricks her into marriage, knocks her up twice, and gets to walk away a free, single and very rich man, unless there was a prenup, which I doubt, girls don't usually make guys sign that shit it's vice versa, rich guy poor girl. GheyFed makes Martin del Toro look like an amateur.
I heard that she didn't want a prenup, but her handlers made them sign a pretty rock solid one. He gets thirty grand a month for the next year, and 1/2 of the selling price for their mansion in Malibu. So he'll get a few mil out of it, but hardly the amount he would if there were no prenup. And knowing what a douchebag KFed is, the cash will run out sooner rather than later. PreNup details.
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#200380 - 11/07/06 09:30 PM
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Registered: 08/22/06
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I for one would like to pound the fuck out of Britney!
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#200381 - 11/07/06 11:20 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/06
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He was derided as a fame-seeker and gold-digger, riding on his more famous wife’s coat tails.
I for one would like KayFed to die a violent death, but without a doubt give him props for the shit he's managed to pull off. He was a fucking no talent backup dancer, snags BSpears, tricks her into marriage, knocks her up twice, and gets to walk away a free, single and very rich man, unless there was a prenup, which I doubt, girls don't usually make guys sign that shit it's vice versa, rich guy poor girl. GheyFed makes Martin del Toro look like an amateur.
I heard that she didn't want a prenup, but her handlers made them sign a pretty rock solid one. He gets thirty grand a month for the next year, and 1/2 of the selling price for their mansion in Malibu. So he'll get a few mil out of it, but hardly the amount he would if there were no prenup. And knowing what a douchebag KFed is, the cash will run out sooner rather than later. PreNup details.
PrickFed, that is a fucking weak pimp hand right there. Don't let her "people" rob you of the money you are deserved! Still, he made out pretty well compared to his situation pre Brit. M. del toro is still a douche bag amateur.
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#200383 - 11/08/06 01:02 PM
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Registered: 10/04/06
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K-Fed needs to be locked in a south-side Chicago holding cell so he can learn the error of his whigger ways.
Heh..
What if Linkin Park shows up and bails him out?
I suggest the cops open fire when they approach the police station. It looked like they had Uzis under their backwards baseball caps. **wink, nudge**
But surely Fort Minor would be waiting to out flank em.
And yes..I did call you Shirley.
Again, trying too hard.
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#200384 - 11/08/06 03:13 PM
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#200385 - 11/08/06 07:56 PM
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I hope to fuck she got him to sign a pre-nup or she's screwed.
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#200386 - 11/08/06 07:58 PM
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Yesterdays news.Moving on.....
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#200389 - 11/09/06 09:14 AM
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