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#200319 - 11/07/06 03:33 PM Zombie Party 2006
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#200320 - 11/07/06 04:54 PM Re: Zombie Party 2006
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Clip dosn't work...

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#200321 - 11/07/06 08:02 PM Re: Zombie Party 2006
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Clip dosn't work...


try again douche. http://www.iamivan.com/videoclips/zombie_party.mp4

props to Ivan
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#200322 - 11/07/06 08:10 PM Re: Zombie Party 2006
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It's mp4, meaning view it on your itunes, ipod or psp. Unless your media player is modded accordingly.
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#200323 - 11/08/06 02:24 AM Re: Zombie Party 2006
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Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
Why can't they just make the clips available as a .wmv or .mpg file? You know...formats a wider potential customer base can actually fucking use?


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#200324 - 11/08/06 03:23 AM Re: Zombie Party 2006
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Registered: 07/09/06
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Why can't they just make the clips available as a .wmv or .mpg file? You know...formats a wider potential customer base can actually fucking use?




Because they're cooler than you.
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#200325 - 11/08/06 08:34 AM Re: Zombie Party 2006
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Why can't they just make the clips available as a .wmv or .mpg file? You know...formats a wider potential customer base can actually fucking use?




Because they're cooler than you.




Yeah, what's the big deal? Just click the mofo or save it to your comp. Use itunes or quicktime.
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#200326 - 11/08/06 09:33 AM Re: Zombie Party 2006
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Yeah, what's the big deal? Just click the mofo or save it to your comp. Use itunes or quicktime.





itunes and quicktime is for homosexuals.

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#200327 - 11/08/06 09:52 AM Re: Zombie Party 2006
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Registered: 10/30/06
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Yeah, what's the big deal? Just click the mofo or save it to your comp. Use itunes or quicktime.





itunes and quicktime is for homosexuals.




Everything remotely related to Mac/Apple is for homosexuals.

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#200328 - 11/08/06 09:59 AM Re: Zombie Party 2006
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Yeah, what's the big deal? Just click the mofo or save it to your comp. Use itunes or quicktime.





itunes and quicktime is for homosexuals.




Everything remotely related to Mac/Apple is for homosexuals.






Wrong. A G5 with Final Cut Pro & Quark will slay any punk-ass pc.


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#200329 - 11/08/06 11:21 AM Re: Zombie Party 2006
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MAC's are too straight edge to be cool. They're like the neighbor who finally purchased proactive formula and got ride of his zits and now that he's got his first girlfriend he thinks he can hang.
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#200330 - 11/08/06 12:12 PM Re: Zombie Party 2006
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Registered: 09/20/05
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Yeah, what's the big deal? Just click the mofo or save it to your comp. Use itunes or quicktime.





itunes and quicktime is for homosexuals.




Is this available on a 5x5 floppy disk for DaBurg's Commodore Vic-20?

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#200331 - 11/08/06 01:31 PM Re: Zombie Party 2006
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MAC's are too straight edge to be cool. They're like the neighbor who finally purchased proactive formula and got ride of his zits and now that he's got his first girlfriend he thinks he can hang.




Well, I've got a damn good pc and still say my G4 is better for graphics, gaming, music, and porn. The straight edge comment doesn't make sense and pcs are for sheep.

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#200332 - 11/08/06 01:40 PM Re: Zombie Party 2006
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#200333 - 11/08/06 03:57 PM Re: Zombie Party 2006
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King now you went & ruined this thread.

Macs make better porn & many pornographers use 'em.


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#200334 - 11/08/06 04:02 PM Re: Zombie Party 2006
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Well, I've got a damn good pc and still say my G4 is better for graphics, gaming, music, and porn. The straight edge comment doesn't make sense and pcs are for sheep.






I've never done anything on a MAC that I couldn't do better on a PC. Infact, 9 times out of 10, I can do it better on a PC. Also, I don't understood the notion of MAC's being better at graphics. Do you mean viewing them or creating them?
P.S. I can show you videos created on a PC that will make a MAC collapse.
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#200335 - 11/08/06 04:04 PM Re: Zombie Party 2006
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I have two dope PCs and everything looks way better on a Mac. Why do you think many people use them in the publishing industry? Rhetorical.
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#200336 - 11/08/06 04:16 PM Re: Zombie Party 2006
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You know whats funny? I have 2 MACs at work and I always move any project to my laptop to get it done. I then move it back to my MAC to present it.
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#200337 - 11/08/06 04:21 PM Re: Zombie Party 2006
ChickenMaster Offline
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Registered: 07/07/04
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A mac killed my friends and family.

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#200338 - 11/08/06 08:18 PM Re: Zombie Party 2006
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Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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King now you went & ruined this thread.




Sorry smut. I just felt it was appropriate. Just like in every TMFR thread THE picture must also be included.
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#200339 - 11/08/06 08:22 PM Re: Zombie Party 2006
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Registered: 09/07/05
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You know whats funny? I have 2 MACs at work and I always move any project to my laptop to get it done. I then move it back to my MAC to present it.




Owning both a pc and a mac laptop, I find myself in a dilemma when I review my pics on both. The colors register different depending on which and then I have to decide what the audience sees.
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#200340 - 11/08/06 09:36 PM Re: Zombie Party 2006
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You know whats funny? I have 2 MACs at work and I always move any project to my laptop to get it done. I then move it back to my MAC to present it.




Owning both a pc and a mac laptop, I find myself in a dilemma when I review my pics on both. The colors register different depending on which and then I have to decide what the audience sees.




Yeah, that's the toughest and most important decision a photographer must make, but it's also the fun part. I do my photo editing on my pc using ACDSee 8, though I just have gotten the newest best Photoshop and Quicktime Pro 7 for Mac, so that oughta be fun to experiment with before I put smutspov online.
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#200341 - 11/09/06 08:16 AM Re: Zombie Party 2006
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Pcs are for people like Wankus and Mark Foley.
Its all about the Macs muther fuckers.
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#200342 - 11/09/06 08:32 AM Re: Zombie Party 2006
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Registered: 09/14/05
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SMART WHORES USE MAC!!!
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#200343 - 11/09/06 09:47 PM Re: Zombie Party 2006
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Registered: 09/13/05
Posts: 1594
Loc: The "Phlogbox", apparently.
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Its all about the Macs muther fuckers.




Did Steve Jobs sell you spellcheck? Not only did you blow spelling "mother", but "motherfucker" is a compound word. PC's rule!

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#200344 - 11/10/06 08:27 AM Re: Zombie Party 2006
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Its all about the Macs muther fuckers.




Did Steve Jobs sell you spellcheck? Not only did you blow spelling "mother", but "motherfucker" is a compound word. PC's rule!




I meant to spell it that way dumbass.If you have nothing better to do with your time then spellchecking other peoples posts on this board then you have much lager problems to worry about.........like where your next meal is coming from and where you will be sleeping tonight.
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#200345 - 11/10/06 08:37 AM Re: Zombie Party 2006
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News flash guys, PCs and Macs are both computers, and do the same exact thing. No different, except for the OS... that and the fact that Macs are severely over-priced, and trendy because you can get one to match your adorable VW Beetle.

To each their own, but I loathe Macs and everything they stand for.
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#200346 - 11/10/06 08:44 AM Re: Zombie Party 2006
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King now you went & ruined this thread.

Macs make better porn & many pornographers use 'em.







No, good directors make better porn... computers are just used for editing.

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#200347 - 11/10/06 11:39 AM Re: Zombie Party 2006
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Registered: 10/29/03
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King now you went & ruined this thread.

Macs make better porn & many pornographers use 'em.







No, good directors make better porn... computers are just used for editing.






Ok, thanks for stating the obvious dumbass. Macs are better computers.
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#200348 - 11/10/06 12:51 PM Re: Zombie Party 2006
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King now you went & ruined this thread.

Macs make better porn & many pornographers use 'em.







No, good directors make better porn... computers are just used for editing.






Ok, thanks for stating the obvious dumbass. Macs are better computers.





Just making a point that a Mac isn't gonna make anybody a better director.

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#200349 - 11/10/06 01:11 PM Re: Zombie Party 2006
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Just making a point that a Mac isn't gonna make anybody a better director.






Good point, that's not what I was implying. I just think it's just a better tool in a pornographer's arsenal, but most of the directors in porn today need all the help they can get anyway. lol.
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#200350 - 11/10/06 02:16 PM Re: Zombie Party 2006
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You know whats funny? I have 2 MACs at work and I always move any project to my laptop to get it done. I then move it back to my MAC to present it.




Owning both a pc and a mac laptop, I find myself in a dilemma when I review my pics on both. The colors register different depending on which and then I have to decide what the audience sees.




Yeah, that's the toughest and most important decision a photographer must make, but it's also the fun part. I do my photo editing on my pc using ACDSee 8, though I just have gotten the newest best Photoshop and Quicktime Pro 7 for Mac, so that oughta be fun to experiment with before I put smutspov online.
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Calibrating flat panel Macs is a bitch, but if you're still using a big ol' monitor, LaCie's Blue Eye Pro is a simple and effective way of calibrating it. You'll get a much "truer" result at the end of the day. That said, the minute you go from RGB to CMYK, it fucks the whole thing up anway. Christ, I'm boring myself now...
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#200351 - 11/10/06 06:07 PM Re: Zombie Party 2006
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Registered: 09/13/05
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Loc: The "Phlogbox", apparently.
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I meant to spell it that way dumbass.If you have nothing better to do with your time then spellchecking other peoples posts on this board then you have much lager problems to worry about.........like where your next meal is coming from and where you will be sleeping tonight.




"Lager problems"...I could use a beer! Thanks, dude.

Speaking of meals and places to sleep, how many days until you're sleeping in an prison dorm and eating your new boyfriend's sperm?

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