Had I been a pornographer when I was 17, this fuckin’ POV craze would be old news by now and I’d be a freakin’ pioneer. But when I was 17, I was trapped in a ‘burb on the Jersey Shore and had to sneak up on the train to 42nd St. to buy Traci Lords videos with scratch earned from busing tables like a flunky who listened to punk & heavy metal. Still, I always had thought porn shot from the perspective of the viewer would be the answer to my prayers to Lucifer. Now I think back on how bad porn was back then with all the stupid features that still linger on like old cigars. Without going into the specifics of the evolution of POV, I’d like to applaud the most recent output of Mike John & Vince Vouyer where they don’t often go wrong, but ironically they’re not always so brilliant with their basic gonzo. They get all the best newest girls and got the guts, but the videography and/or editing is sometimes sketchy at best. I also have to mention Mr. Pete’s quality participation in the POV movement, but I wasn’t so thrilled about Latin POV 2. pshaw!
Now here’s a new idea for JM: Plot driven POV. I know plots in porn are a dime a dozen, but let’s picture a Perverted Stories Jim Powers type scenario. Like, for example, some guy lost in the woods stumbles onto a gingerbread house with a slutty witch inside and soon there’s a sudden switch to POV and the viewer gets to fuck a witch. Cackle, suck, fuck, cum, and it switches back to the usual third person pespective. Or it’s a some demon bitch or a zombie broad, but would that be simulated necrophilia? Yuck. Fuck that.
How about POV where the guy picks up a porn star portraying a prostitute? It’s the typical john/trick thing, then when it’s time for them to fuck. Fade to black, come back POV. How about this? You’re watching a guy at a bar trying to pick up some slutty bimbo. They do the usual porno movie (ahem) acting job and go to someplace to fuck. Bingo-Bango! POV-style fucking. Cumshot Splat!! Back to watching a porn wench take load from some typical dopey male cum spigot. End scene.