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Hey Kurt: that should read: I am much TOO articulate to be Kurt. I can even punctuate. I'm much prettier (COMMA) too.



Well you got me on the "too", but there is no comma after prettier. Also, after reading that monstrosity of a post of yours from a few days ago, you really shouldn’t even try it with me. I doubt you made it through high school.

----Illiterate gonzogirl wrote this grammar debacle----

"ms x... why constantly bring people down and treat them as less than human? your post seemed to answer many of its own questions: DUH! it's FUN! that being said, i don't believe that in my one year of multiple daily visits to xpt i've ever really witnessed anyone treat anyone else as "less than human" (monkey: get to work on this! quick!). are xpt posters nothing more than a sack of once-bullied losers? possibly a few (i've already let the cat out of the bag that i did not get asked to my prom . but that's okay, because those sorry bitches i went to high school with are all fat now and living in trailer parks, with the fat alcoholic factory line worker former football players that thought they could count on a routine handjob in the janitor's closet near the lunchroom BUT THEN NOT ASK ME TO THE FUCKING PROM DO YOU HEAR ME JOEY CLARK YOU LOUSY PIECE OF SHIT?????ooh, sorry, where was i? i guess my point is, this woman posted those pictures herself. she herself--of her own free will-- told her story. on the fucking internet. BECAUSE SHE WANTED US TO KNOW. nobody spied on her, took her pictures against her will. she in effect told over six BILLION people that her pussy is "for deposit only". i only know that she is a "cum slutt" (thatt stilll killls mee: spellcheck, spellcheck!) and christ, i seriously doubt she's suffering right now: i'm sure she's picked up way more pussy and cock since her internet notoriety (i think i just misspelled that word, but i called it, so it's okay) than back at the red fucking lobster. i mean, before, she had to go down on bisexual britni, for christ's sake. so she's probably happier than a clam right now (pun intended).
you said "even the girls who post here are petty and angry". this actually made me wonder: am i pretty much the only non- porn girl who posts here? anyway, to that i say this:
DO I HAVE TO WHOOP YOUR ASS, DESTINY? just kidding. that WOULD be petty. and angry. and these i am not. honestly, i don't see your point about us being mean. (i have been so bold here to include myself in the "us", even though i'm pretty new. but you bastards have managed to bestow upon me a four- star rating , so i guess i'm doing something right (plus i should you all my titties) it seems most of the animosity here is basically infighting amongst members, with a sprinkling of oh-come-on-they're-asking-for-it comments on crackwhores (i mean, remember "genesis loves crack" from tony's office board? we're not makin' this shit up, destiny!), taylor rain, fayner (and i've already mentioned in a previous post that i like him and i hope he finds a new drug supply quick)and kurt lockwood (who did that movie where he took it in the ass with a strap- on, again, ASKING FOR IT!) there are plenty of girls who rarely, if ever, get made fun of: courteney cummz, cummz to mind. uh, no one else cummz to mind. and of course gia. i think every guy here would proudly take home gia jordan to meet his mother. fuck, i'd take gia jordan home to meet my mother! it's not WHAT the girls DO (i.e. take dick on camera) that gets them in trouble here, but HOW they behave i.e. while they're doing it. but we're not really all that bad, are we? i mean, the exits for a reason: most people here would give their right (jerk- off) hand to fuck most of the chicks in porn! we all like porn; that's why we're here! (well, except for hav2cit. i don't think he likes anything! ). and the people who do porn go into it (i hope) knowing they are subjecting themselves to possible indignities. and btw, you said jenna j (who i must say looked, sounded, and acted like she was completely on at the AVN awards (even though AVN itself, in its like forty page review article on the AEE and awards show never even mentioned that she could barely stand up while she was presenting, since her dumb whore ass has way to much power over there) is now relegated to a b- list celebrity. uh, couple things there. jenna herself is at best a b- list celebrity. and her former husband? he was just famous for being married to her, automatically relegating himself to c- list or below. not to mention, he always looked like a to me. so tito is certainly an improvement. i mean, would the marine corps have asked justin sterling to attend the corps ball? uh, no. so i think jenna's doin' just fine, given her odd preference for men with bad- dye- job- blond hair. okay, i'm done now."