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#199608 - 11/03/06 11:31 PM
Kurt Lockwood man of the stinky pink contacts CM
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
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Date: Nov 3 2006 10:01 PM Flag spam/abuse [ ? ]
Subject: TO MY NUMBER ONE FAN!!
Body: WASSUP CHICKENMASTER!
HEARD YOU WERE MY NUMBER ONE FAN! SENDING THE LOVE RIGHT BACK AT YA!
BEST,
KURT FUCKIN' LOCKWOOD
Kurt's page is larger then life hilarity.
As KURT FUKIN' LOCKWOOD's number one fan, I would like to nominate him as closet twink of the century.
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Beethoven's Piano Sonata No.14 in C Sharp Minor, Op. 27, No. 2
Current mood: peaceful
Beethoven's Piano Sonata No. 14 in C Sharp Minor is my favorite piece of music of all time, it brings me to tears every time I hear it. Sad joy flows from my eyes reflecting the music's sublime reassurance of the nobler aspects of humankind. It is without peer. Still, I know that this arching, beautiful melody was indeed NOT written by a human but is in fact, the voice of God coming thru Beethoven as a human receiver. I am convinced of its divinity. There is such longing, such beauty, such empathy, emotion in each caressing movement, it's depth, so delicate and yet so devastatingly powerful, envelopes me with each phrase, killing me inside note by delicious, poisonous note. One of my life's wishes is to learn how to play this effortlessly from memory on the piano someday. All art aspires to the level of music...
Thats beautiful Kurt, strong men also cry. . . strong men also cry.
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Who I'd like to meet:
All of my fans here on myspace. I would also love to meet all of you out there who share similar interests. Hit me up!
I know one man who shares your interests.
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#199609 - 11/03/06 11:36 PM
Re: Kurt Lockwood man of the stinkey pink contacts
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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whoa, i was convinced someone was fucking with me until seeing this post From: Kurt Lock.. http://www.myspace.com/kurtlockwoodDate: Nov 3 2006 10:07 PM Flag spam/abuse [ ? ] Subject: TO MY NUMBER ONE FAN!! Body: HEY JAMES! HEARD YOU WERE MY NUMBER ONE FAN! SENDING THE LOVE RIGHT BACK AT YA! BEST, KURT FUCKIN' LOCKWOOD
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"
Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#199610 - 11/03/06 11:39 PM
Re: Kurt Lockwood man of the stinky pink contacts
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
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whoa, i was convinced someone was fucking with me until seeing this post
From: Kurt Lock..
http://www.myspace.com/kurtlockwood
Date: Nov 3 2006 10:07 PM Flag spam/abuse [ ? ]
Subject: TO MY NUMBER ONE FAN!!
Body: HEY JAMES!
HEARD YOU WERE MY NUMBER ONE FAN! SENDING THE LOVE RIGHT BACK AT YA!
BEST,
KURT FUCKIN' LOCKWOOD
Thats so generic of lockwood. I hope he enjoys my reply, its less generic.
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#199612 - 11/03/06 11:45 PM
Re: Kurt Lockwood man of the stinky pink contacts CM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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He used to date xpt's own gia jordan according to one of the underground members.
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#199613 - 11/04/06 12:09 AM
Re: Kurt Lockwood man of the stinky pink contacts
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
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From: Kurt Lock..
http://www.myspace.com/kurtlockwood
Date: Nov 4 2006 12:09 AM Flag spam/abuse [ ? ]
Subject: RE: RE: TO MY NUMBER ONE FAN!!
Body: ONE LOVE, CHICKENMASTER, ONE LOVE...
What the fuck does that mean?
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#199615 - 11/04/06 12:23 AM
Re: Kurt Lockwood man of the stinky pink contacts
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
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To: Kurt Lock..
http://www.myspace.com/kurtlockwood
Date: Nov 4 2006 12:13 AM Flag spam/abuse [ ? ]
Subject: RE: RE: RE: TO MY NUMBER ONE FAN!!
Body: Comon? If your actually Kurt, signup on JM Productions xxxporntalk.com forum and air your shit. Comon big man, dazzle me with your wit.
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Kurt Lockwood - Adult Film Star
Date: Nov 4 2006 12:09 AM
ONE LOVE, CHICKENMASTER, ONE LOVE...
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From: Kurt Lock..
http://www.myspace.com/kurtlockwood
Date: Nov 4 2006 12:19 AM Flag spam/abuse [ ? ]
Subject: RE: RE: RE: RE: TO MY NUMBER ONE FAN!!
Body: NAH...ONCE IN AWHILE IS OK BUT WHEN YOU FUCK CHICKS FOR A LIVING AND DIRECT 100K FEATURES... I JUST FIND IT A WASTE OF TIME. THERE'S NO MONEY OR PUSSY IN IT, JUST HATE SO WHY BOTHER. I GOT BETTER AND MORE FUN SHIT TO DO. SO ONCE IN AWHILE IS OK BUT I HAVE NOTHING TO PROVE AND NOTHING TO LOSE SO... WHATEVER YOU GUYS IN THE SNAKEPIT ARE DOING IT'S WORKING FOR ME, (THIS HAS BEEN MY BE$T YEAR YET), SO KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK! GODSPEED.
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#199616 - 11/04/06 12:27 AM
Re: Kurt Lockwood man of the stinky pink contacts
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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From: Kurt Lock.. http://www.myspace.com/kurtlockwoodDate: Nov 4 2006 12:19 AM Flag spam/abuse [ ? ] Subject: RE: RE: TO MY NUMBER ONE FAN!! Body: I PASS YOU THE TORCH... AVENGE ME... ----------------- Original Message ----------------- From: James Date: Nov 4 2006 12:14 AM You should have shot wankus when you had the chance.
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"
Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#199617 - 11/04/06 12:32 AM
Re: Kurt Lockwood man of the stinky pink contacts
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
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To: Kurt Lock..
http://www.myspace.com/kurtlockwood
Date: Nov 4 2006 12:33 AM Flag spam/abuse [ ? ]
Subject: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: TO MY NUMBER ONE FAN!!
Body: 100k, wow interesting, no... wait... boring... You make strapon movies and you fuck hookers for a living. You have nothing to prove because you have nothing to show.
Love
Chicken
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#199618 - 11/04/06 12:35 AM
Re: Kurt Lockwood man of the stinky pink contacts
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
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From: Kurt Lock..
http://www.myspace.com/kurtlockwood
Date: Nov 4 2006 12:31 AM Flag spam/abuse [ ? ]
Subject: TO MY NUMBER ONE FAN!!
Body: I'M GOING TO BED. GONNA FUCK BROOKE BANNER IN THE MORNING. TELL THE REST OF THE SNAKEPIT TO GO FUCK THEMSELVES, HAHA. (SEE, I'M JUST NOT GOOD AT THE WHOLE "ANONYMOUS HATE" THING THAT'S WHY I LEAVE IT TO YOU EXPERTS AT XPT, HAHA). I'M CRYING ALL THE WAY TO THE BANK...
BEST,
KURT FUCKIN' LOCKWOOD
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#199619 - 11/04/06 12:44 AM
Re: Kurt Lockwood man of the stinky pink contacts
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
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To: Kurt Lock..
http://www.myspace.com/kurtlockwood
Date: Nov 4 2006 12:44 AM Flag spam/abuse [ ? ]
Subject: RE: TO MY NUMBER ONE FAN!!
Body: Enjoy that sloppy pussy. Overcompensate much, fanboy? Hope I can keep the snakepit entertaining for you.
Hopeing you get lots of sloppy seconds,
Chicken
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#199620 - 11/04/06 03:15 AM
Re: Kurt Lockwood man of the stinky pink contacts
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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Lemme guess, Kurt has disdain and scorn for men who choose to spend their time building Burger Kings too, just like Lex "The Black Michael Milken/The Black Donald Trump/The Black Warren 'All-u-can-eat-Seafood' Buffet" Steele.
I truly wonder what Lackwood's real Personal Net worth is....I mean, lets do some porn industry math...suppose it truly was his best year yet, with the strap-on niche reaching a early-market phase peak and he took home 200K all together (unless I am overlooking his gay escorting/gay-marriage bachelor party income, which I have no clue guesstimating upon and dont want to have one...) What does he do with his income? After lifestyle expenses/makeup purchases/Ky-jelly Bulk purchases/Bling for the Woman in his life, what's left?
Seriously, someone chime in and expound on this question....what is this dude really worth?
If he dated Gia, I'd bet Gia's Net Per$onal worth is greater than his...Ex-Vegas Female Stripper/Pornstars who somehow do manage to buy/own at least one house tend to do better than Metrosexually "Corn-fused" Males who insist they are laughing all the way to the bank and each year gets better and better Money wise they more Doc Johnson Dildos they have shoved up their ass by wannabe Penthouse Pets working for Vivid...
I have wheelchairs worth more than him, I just know it...
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#199621 - 11/04/06 04:54 AM
Re: Kurt Lockwood man of the stinky pink contacts
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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i'm sure there are some people here with more means than kurt. kyoto is not one of them. he's a trashman. ryan knox did not earn aas much as a sanitation worker last year though. sweet 3-series he's got though, he must do better than my mom who's rocking a toyota right now.
it's actually hilarious that he tracked down chickenmaster and i from the board to myspace to send us the same copy/paste "don't hate the player" message.
the thing is, anyone who's perfectly comfortable jerking off in front of strange dudes eating fries and holding equipment and more importantly, lubing up their ass so said strangers can watch objects being thrust in and out of it PROBABLY has no shame.
the crazy thing is he's probably making 4-6 times having to take a strapon up the ass immortalized on video in a year than he'd ever be compensated for working in the real world.
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"
Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#199622 - 11/04/06 06:00 AM
Re: Kurt Lockwood man of the stinky pink contacts
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 582
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I just think it's funny that he brags about sporting the same spinners on his beemer as Ashley got for free in her contract.
(If there was one, this is where I'd insert the Strap-on banana)
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#199623 - 11/04/06 06:49 AM
Re: Kurt Lockwood man of the stinky pink contacts
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 02/28/06
Posts: 123
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From: Kurt Lock..
http://www.myspace.com/kurtlockwood
Date: Nov 4 2006 12:31 AM Flag spam/abuse [ ? ]
Subject: TO MY NUMBER ONE FAN!!
Body: I'M GOING TO BED. GONNA FUCK BROOKE BANNER IN THE MORNING. TELL THE REST OF THE SNAKEPIT TO GO FUCK THEMSELVES, HAHA. (SEE, I'M JUST NOT GOOD AT THE WHOLE "ANONYMOUS HATE" THING THAT'S WHY I LEAVE IT TO YOU EXPERTS AT XPT, HAHA). I'M CRYING ALL THE WAY TO THE BANK...
BEST,
KURT FUCKIN' LOCKWOOD
This guy lockwood is delusional. First off his girlfriend Samantha Ryan has sucked and fucked much dick before she ended up with him. Need we also mention that the girls he fucks have to be paid to fuck him. Also these 100K features he claims he is directing is a joke. Anyone besides Vivid making features for that amount of money is losing their shirt. So if it is true than that little fag is making movies that lose money. Also I happend to know that Mr. Baller lives in an apartment in Hollywood so he aint laughin at all to the bank. He's laughin all the way to the stank.
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#199626 - 11/04/06 08:07 AM
Re: Kurt Lockwood man of the stinky pink contacts
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ADT regular
Registered: 09/13/06
Posts: 13
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Kurt's a good guy. Why are you guys bagging on him? Just because he's successful? I think at best most of the guys who post here are grips/PA's or techs. You see a guy making 2x what you are making (that day), having a bigger dick, getting attention from and fucking the girls and jealousy is a natural thing. 
Hi Kurt.
lol. I'm not Kurt. Read through my posts. I am much to articulate to be Kurt. I can even punctuate. I'm much prettier too.
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#199628 - 11/04/06 08:37 AM
Re: Kurt Lockwood man of the stinky pink contacts
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 02/28/06
Posts: 81
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Kurt is not the only performer who gets to fuck chicks that have no choice but to fuck him. There are other guys out there that are much better at their jobs. The reason Kurt takes so much shit is because he is not humble. He acts like he is "the shit" and is a rock star. If he were a little more gracious he might escape the barrage of attacks. The truth is, he isn't the best performer. As far as American male performers go Mr. Pete rocked Samantha Ryan's pussy better than I have ever seen Lockwood fuck her. He ran out and got a new car which I heard he made the co-star of his new movie. It's sad to see these guys that can't play music or act in the real world so they create this alternate world in their heads, so they can be successful and even boast having talent...In short, Lockwood is a talentless idiot and I'm not hating at all, I'm being brutally honest.
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#199630 - 11/04/06 08:46 AM
Re: Kurt Lockwood man of the stinky pink contacts
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ADT regular
Registered: 09/13/06
Posts: 13
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Hey Kurt: that should read: I am much TOO articulate to be Kurt. I can even punctuate. I'm much prettier (COMMA) too.
Well you got me on the "too", but there is no comma after prettier. Also, after reading that monstrosity of a post of yours from a few days ago, you really shouldn’t even try it with me. I doubt you made it through high school.
----Illiterate gonzogirl wrote this grammar debacle----
"ms x... why constantly bring people down and treat them as less than human? your post seemed to answer many of its own questions: DUH! it's FUN! that being said, i don't believe that in my one year of multiple daily visits to xpt i've ever really witnessed anyone treat anyone else as "less than human" (monkey: get to work on this! quick!). are xpt posters nothing more than a sack of once-bullied losers? possibly a few (i've already let the cat out of the bag that i did not get asked to my prom . but that's okay, because those sorry bitches i went to high school with are all fat now and living in trailer parks, with the fat alcoholic factory line worker former football players that thought they could count on a routine handjob in the janitor's closet near the lunchroom BUT THEN NOT ASK ME TO THE FUCKING PROM DO YOU HEAR ME JOEY CLARK YOU LOUSY PIECE OF SHIT?????ooh, sorry, where was i? i guess my point is, this woman posted those pictures herself. she herself--of her own free will-- told her story. on the fucking internet. BECAUSE SHE WANTED US TO KNOW. nobody spied on her, took her pictures against her will. she in effect told over six BILLION people that her pussy is "for deposit only". i only know that she is a "cum slutt" (thatt stilll killls mee: spellcheck, spellcheck!) and christ, i seriously doubt she's suffering right now: i'm sure she's picked up way more pussy and cock since her internet notoriety (i think i just misspelled that word, but i called it, so it's okay) than back at the red fucking lobster. i mean, before, she had to go down on bisexual britni, for christ's sake. so she's probably happier than a clam right now (pun intended).
you said "even the girls who post here are petty and angry". this actually made me wonder: am i pretty much the only non- porn girl who posts here? anyway, to that i say this:
DO I HAVE TO WHOOP YOUR ASS, DESTINY? just kidding. that WOULD be petty. and angry. and these i am not. honestly, i don't see your point about us being mean. (i have been so bold here to include myself in the "us", even though i'm pretty new. but you bastards have managed to bestow upon me a four- star rating , so i guess i'm doing something right (plus i should you all my titties) it seems most of the animosity here is basically infighting amongst members, with a sprinkling of oh-come-on-they're-asking-for-it comments on crackwhores (i mean, remember "genesis loves crack" from tony's office board? we're not makin' this shit up, destiny!), taylor rain, fayner (and i've already mentioned in a previous post that i like him and i hope he finds a new drug supply quick)and kurt lockwood (who did that movie where he took it in the ass with a strap- on, again, ASKING FOR IT!) there are plenty of girls who rarely, if ever, get made fun of: courteney cummz, cummz to mind. uh, no one else cummz to mind. and of course gia. i think every guy here would proudly take home gia jordan to meet his mother. fuck, i'd take gia jordan home to meet my mother! it's not WHAT the girls DO (i.e. take dick on camera) that gets them in trouble here, but HOW they behave i.e. while they're doing it. but we're not really all that bad, are we? i mean, the exits for a reason: most people here would give their right (jerk- off) hand to fuck most of the chicks in porn! we all like porn; that's why we're here! (well, except for hav2cit. i don't think he likes anything! ). and the people who do porn go into it (i hope) knowing they are subjecting themselves to possible indignities. and btw, you said jenna j (who i must say looked, sounded, and acted like she was completely on at the AVN awards (even though AVN itself, in its like forty page review article on the AEE and awards show never even mentioned that she could barely stand up while she was presenting, since her dumb whore ass has way to much power over there) is now relegated to a b- list celebrity. uh, couple things there. jenna herself is at best a b- list celebrity. and her former husband? he was just famous for being married to her, automatically relegating himself to c- list or below. not to mention, he always looked like a to me. so tito is certainly an improvement. i mean, would the marine corps have asked justin sterling to attend the corps ball? uh, no. so i think jenna's doin' just fine, given her odd preference for men with bad- dye- job- blond hair. okay, i'm done now."
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#199631 - 11/04/06 09:06 AM
Re: Kurt Lockwood man of the stinky pink contacts
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ADT regular
Registered: 09/13/06
Posts: 13
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Kurt is not the only performer who gets to fuck chicks that have no choice but to fuck him. There are other guys out there that are much better at their jobs. The reason Kurt takes so much shit is because he is not humble. He acts like he is "the shit" and is a rock star. If he were a little more gracious he might escape the barrage of attacks. The truth is, he isn't the best performer. As far as American male performers go Mr. Pete rocked Samantha Ryan's pussy better than I have ever seen Lockwood fuck her. He ran out and got a new car which I heard he made the co-star of his new movie. It's sad to see these guys that can't play music or act in the real world so they create this alternate world in their heads, so they can be successful and even boast having talent...In short, Lockwood is a talentless idiot and I'm not hating at all, I'm being brutally honest.
My point is, who cares. We all fuck on camera and it is a talentless profession for the most part. I agree, he has no talent, but how many performers do? I mean, as an industry our biggest movie was Pirates? Has anyone seen it? It is a really terrible, silly movie.
And yes, female performers have a choice. If we don't want to fuck him, we don't have to. Our agency isn't going to drop us if we don't want to fuck Kurt or any other guy. I think a lot of us don't really care who we fuck. We just do it and get a paycheck.
People forget, it's just porn. It is fucking on camera. With all the shit you guys are taking almost any guy can be a porn stud. Kurt might even inject his dick for all we know. However, if I were a guy, and I got paid six figures to have sex with pretty girls five or six days a week, I'd probably think I was the shit too. What builds a guys ego more than money and girls? Being paid money to fuck us.
As far as the rock star comment, they are as bad as porn stars. I mean really, wtf is Eddie Van Halen doing?
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#199632 - 11/04/06 09:15 AM
Re: Kurt Lockwood man of the stinky pink contacts
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
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The faggot goes to oh so great lengths to appear "substantial". Here's a list of his "heroes": Quote:
My Grandfather, Dee Dee Ramone, Kurt Cobain, Axel Rose, Caligula, Julius Caesar, Bono, Thom Yorke, Alexander the Great, Johnny Rotten, Spartacus, Einstein, Leonardo, Carravagio, Heironymous Bosch, Monet, Dali, Coltrane, Don Juan, Marquis De Sade, Bill Clinton, Ramses I, Jesus, Edward R. Murrow, FDR, Jim Morrison, Iggy Pop, Hunter S. Thompson, Rimbaud, Bill Gates, Blackbeard, Sir Henry Morgan, Stephen Decatur, myself (haha)
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#199633 - 11/04/06 10:05 AM
Re: Kurt Lockwood man of the stinky pink contacts
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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some people aren't interested in crafting anything particuarly organized every time they post on a porn board.
you do realize the efficacy and audience-design of everything you've written=aids?
i allow myself a shitload of variance in the quality of what i write here as long as it couldn't be mistaken for overly-labored tripe from a freshmen pre-req english class at some school with rolling-admissions. check your mirror, right now.
you're lame and you're simply not equipped with the capacity to make anyone here feel guilty about being mean if your best effort produces persuasive-diarrhea like skeeter's "only" being convicted of felonies twice in a decade. nigga, figuring in time locked-up, that's like 25% of years he commits a felony and is actually caught for it and convicted.
that's the single funniest misuse of minimization, like ever. stoooopid.
i honestly hope you bear a stillborn child for being such a fucking wet-blanket here.
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"
Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#199634 - 11/04/06 10:36 AM
Re: Kurt Lockwood man of the stinkey pink contacts
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 04/21/03
Posts: 675
Loc: Belgrade
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whoa, i was convinced someone was fucking with me until seeing this post
From: Kurt Lock..
http://www.myspace.com/kurtlockwood
Date: Nov 3 2006 10:07 PM Flag spam/abuse [ ? ]
Subject: TO MY NUMBER ONE FAN!!
Body: HEY JAMES!
HEARD YOU WERE MY NUMBER ONE FAN! SENDING THE LOVE RIGHT BACK AT YA!
BEST,
KURT FUCKIN' LOCKWOOD
And I thought I was special!
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#199635 - 11/04/06 11:53 AM
Re: Kurt Lockwood man of the stinkey pink contacts
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
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We are all haters on kurt because of his SUCCE$$. Quote:
From: Kurt Lock..
http://www.myspace.com/kurtlockwood
Date: Nov 4 2006 10:24 AM Flag spam/abuse [ ? ]
Subject: RE: RE: TO MY NUMBER ONE FAN!!
Body: TO MY NUMBER ONE FAN
SO MUCH MISGUIDED ANGER IN YOU... ANYWAY, IN THE TWO PLUS YEARS THAT THE HATERS HAVE DONE THEIR WORST I HAVE FUCKED HUNDREDS OF WOMEN AND LITERALLY MADE HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS. AGAIN, THIS HAS BEEN MY BEST YEAR YET. THIS PROVES THAT XPT AND ALL "GOSSIP" BOARDS HAVE ZERO REAL WORLD VALUE. PERIOD. THAT'S THE TRUTH. HATERS CAN TALK ALL THEY WANT AND THEY WILL... SO LET THEM.... STILL DOESN'T CHANGE THE FACT THAT I'M BEING PAID TO SHOOT IN BEUNOS AIRES, ARGENTINA (SP?) NEXT MONTH OR RIO THE MONTH AFTER THAT, AND PUERTO RICO AGAIN AFTER THAT. TRAVEL THE WORLD? CHECK. MAKING DAMN GOOD MONEY? CHECK. FUCKING SOME OF THE HOTTEST WOMEN ON THE PLANET? CHECK. I TELL YA, CM, IT'S NOT A BAD LIFE. I NEVER WORRY ABOUT MONEY, I OWN MY CONDO IN THE HOLLYWOOD HILLS AND I JUST BOUGHT MY MOTHER HER DREAM HOUSE IN BALTIMORE, MD. HATE ON THAT. I GET THE FEELING A LOT OF PEOPLE HATE ON ME BECAUSE THEY ARE JEALOUS OF MY SUCCE$$. THEY NEED TO KNOW THAT I AM NOT NOR WILL I EVER BE, LIVING MY LIFE FOR THEM AND I'M NEVER GONNA STOP. AS GAME SAID, "LEAVE IT ALONE, THE UNDERDOG IS ON TOP, AND I'M GONNA SHINE TIL MY HEART GO N STOP, GO AHEAD ENVY ME, I'M RAP'S MVP AND I AIN'T GOIN NOWHERE SO YOU CAN GET TO KNOW ME."
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: ChickenMaster
Date: Nov 4 2006 12:44 AM
Enjoy that sloppy pussy. Overcompensate much, fanboy? Hope I can keep the snakepit entertaining for you.
Hopeing you get lots of sloppy seconds,
Chicken
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From: Kurt Lock..
http://www.myspace.com/kurtlockwood
Date: Nov 4 2006 10:33 AM Flag spam/abuse [ ? ]
Subject: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: TO MY NUMBER ONE FAN!!
Body: SEE THIS IS WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT. THIS IS SO BORING TO ME. HOW DO YOU GUYS DO THIS SHIT DAY IN AND DAY OUT EVERY SINGLE DAY. ALL THAT HATE MUST ROT YOUR BRAIN. ANYWAY, I SAW THIS STUDY OUT OF THE UNIVERSITY OF SOUTH FLORIDA (MAYBE YOU CAN GOOGLE IT) THAT SAID PEOPLE WHO GOSSIP ARE BONDING THRU SHARED NEGATIVE IMPULSES IN LIEU OF MAKING POSITIVE GENUINE HUMAN CONNECTIONS. SO I'M GUESSING IMPRESSING EACH OTHER WITH NEW LEVELS OF HATE ARE THE WAY YOU GUYS BOND. I'LL TAKE MY PORN STAR LIFE OF FUCKING HOT CHICKS AND TRAVELLING AND MAKING GOOD MONEY OVER SITTING ON MY COMPUTER AND TALKING SHIT ANY DAY. BUT THANKS FOR PLAYING. IT'S BEEN FUN. BACK TO THE REAL WORLD... FOR ME ANYWAY... HEY, SAY SOMETHING PARTICULARLY NASTY FOR ME THERE WILL YA? NO SUCH THING AS BAD PRESS RIGHT? OVER AND OUT.
BEST
KURT LOCKWOOD
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From: ChickenMaster
Date: Nov 4 2006 12:33 AM
100k, wow interesting, no... wait... boring... You make strapon movies and you fuck hookers for a living. You have nothing to prove because you have nothing to show.
Love
Chicken
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#199636 - 11/04/06 12:16 PM
Re: Kurt Lockwood man of the stinky pink contacts
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Registered: 09/13/06
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some people aren't interested in crafting anything particuarly organized every time they post on a porn board.
Well you would know... You are on here 8 hours a day, are clearly not married, have a part time job at best... I can see why you hate your life Jame'. So, yes, I defer to you as having a lot more experience on what is good entertainment on a porn board - it's all you know. You have a lot of things to be bitter and angry about - all these people you think of as scumbags making a way better living than you while you rot in your 800 sq/ft apartment hoping someone calls you.
You probably pay girls to have sex too. I hope it was n never me. If it was, I definitely faked an orgasm and you definitely prematurely ejaculated.
Well - off to work! 
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#199637 - 11/04/06 12:34 PM
Re: Kurt Lockwood man of the stinky pink contacts
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
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funniest post ever. you pegged me girlie, oracular down to a fucking-t even.
Well you would know... You are on here 8 hours a day, are clearly not married, have a part time job at best... I can see why you hate your life Jame'. So, yes, I defer to you as having a lot more experience on what is good entertainment on a porn board - it's all you know. You have a lot of things to be bitter and angry about - all these people you think of as scumbags making a way better living than you while you rot in your 800 sq/ft apartment hoping someone calls you.
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#199638 - 11/04/06 12:36 PM
Re: Kurt Lockwood man of the stinkey pink contacts
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
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My final message to kurt. Quote:
To: Kurt Lock..
http://www.myspace.com/kurtlockwood
Date: Nov 4 2006 12:36 PM Flag spam/abuse [ ? ]
Subject: Ohh really?
Body: Okay Kurt, time for a bit of honesty. First things first though, I need you to do something for me.
First: Sit up straight if your not.
Second: Close your eyes.
Third: Take a deep breath in and clear you head. Open your eyes and read on.
You are arrogant. Thats why people hate on you.
Just because chubby fangirls, homosexual fanboys, the people that profit from your antics and you yourself shower complements on you doesn't negate that. Your right, porn gossip forums have absolutely no real world value. I hope they never do, that would make porn a even worse joke. You may think I'm some lonely shell of a human posting on a porn gossip board to connect with other peoples negative vibes, and thats fantastic. Don't think any different, whatever helps your rationalize the criticism your receive.
By even communicating or messaging others that criticize you, you've essentially nullified any arguments that you've made about finding only pleasure in your money, ice princess whores (who will probably curse your name in the end) and any other worldly possessions you have. I think your life is empty, if you realize it or not. I cant imagine only making friends with rabid fans and coworkers that rely on your image to get food on the table. Who really is going to criticize you in that close circle of friends?
I'm done.
It's your world kurt, I just live in it.
Forever Yours,
Master of Chickens
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Kurt Lockwood - Adult Film Star
Date: Nov 4 2006 10:24 AM
TO MY NUMBER ONE FAN
SO MUCH MISGUIDED ANGER IN YOU... ANYWAY, IN THE TWO PLUS YEARS THAT THE HATERS HAVE DONE THEIR WORST I HAVE FUCKED HUNDREDS OF WOMEN AND LITERALLY MADE HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS. AGAIN, THIS HAS BEEN MY BEST YEAR YET. THIS PROVES THAT XPT AND ALL "GOSSIP" BOARDS HAVE ZERO REAL WORLD VALUE. PERIOD. THAT'S THE TRUTH. HATERS CAN TALK ALL THEY WANT AND THEY WILL... SO LET THEM.... STILL DOESN'T CHANGE THE FACT THAT I'M BEING PAID TO SHOOT IN BEUNOS AIRES, ARGENTINA (SP?) NEXT MONTH OR RIO THE MONTH AFTER THAT, AND PUERTO RICO AGAIN AFTER THAT. TRAVEL THE WORLD? CHECK. MAKING DAMN GOOD MONEY? CHECK. FUCKING SOME OF THE HOTTEST WOMEN ON THE PLANET? CHECK. I TELL YA, CM, IT'S NOT A BAD LIFE. I NEVER WORRY ABOUT MONEY, I OWN MY CONDO IN THE HOLLYWOOD HILLS AND I JUST BOUGHT MY MOTHER HER DREAM HOUSE IN BALTIMORE, MD. HATE ON THAT. I GET THE FEELING A LOT OF PEOPLE HATE ON ME BECAUSE THEY ARE JEALOUS OF MY SUCCE$$. THEY NEED TO KNOW THAT I AM NOT NOR WILL I EVER BE, LIVING MY LIFE FOR THEM AND I'M NEVER GONNA STOP. AS GAME SAID, "LEAVE IT ALONE, THE UNDERDOG IS ON TOP, AND I'M GONNA SHINE TIL MY HEART GO N STOP, GO AHEAD ENVY ME, I'M RAP'S MVP AND I AIN'T GOIN NOWHERE SO YOU CAN GET TO KNOW ME."
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Kurt Lock..
http://www.myspace.com/kurtlockwood
Date: Nov 4 2006 10:33 AM Flag spam/abuse [ ? ]
Subject: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: TO MY NUMBER ONE FAN!!
Body: SEE THIS IS WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT. THIS IS SO BORING TO ME. HOW DO YOU GUYS DO THIS SHIT DAY IN AND DAY OUT EVERY SINGLE DAY. ALL THAT HATE MUST ROT YOUR BRAIN. ANYWAY, I SAW THIS STUDY OUT OF THE UNIVERSITY OF SOUTH FLORIDA (MAYBE YOU CAN GOOGLE IT) THAT SAID PEOPLE WHO GOSSIP ARE BONDING THRU SHARED NEGATIVE IMPULSES IN LIEU OF MAKING POSITIVE GENUINE HUMAN CONNECTIONS. SO I'M GUESSING IMPRESSING EACH OTHER WITH NEW LEVELS OF HATE ARE THE WAY YOU GUYS BOND. I'LL TAKE MY PORN STAR LIFE OF FUCKING HOT CHICKS AND TRAVELLING AND MAKING GOOD MONEY OVER SITTING ON MY COMPUTER AND TALKING SHIT ANY DAY. BUT THANKS FOR PLAYING. IT'S BEEN FUN. BACK TO THE REAL WORLD... FOR ME ANYWAY... HEY, SAY SOMETHING PARTICULARLY NASTY FOR ME THERE WILL YA? NO SUCH THING AS BAD PRESS RIGHT? OVER AND OUT.
BEST
KURT LOCKWOOD
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#199639 - 11/04/06 10:03 PM
Re: Kurt Lockwood man of the stinkey pink contacts
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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He tends to keep responding with the same stuff, however I give my blessing to the xpt kurt lockwood slur campaign. Pope monkey blesses this attack on lockwood 
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#199640 - 11/04/06 10:17 PM
Re: Kurt Lockwood man of the stinkey pink contacts
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
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From: Kurt Lock..
http://www.myspace.com/kurtlockwood
Date: Nov 4 2006 3:06 PM Flag spam/abuse [ ? ]
Subject: RE: Ohh really?
Body: THIS IS WHERE IT GETS REALLY BORING FOR ME. OK. I GET IT. YOU HATERS HATE ME. I GET IT. YOU THINK I'M ARROGANT, I GET IT. YOU THINK I'M A FAG, I GET IT. WHATEVER. I AM WHATEVER YOU SAY I AM. NEENER NEENER. AND MY RESPONSE TO ALL OF YOU HATERS IS AND WILL ALWAYS BE, "AND WHAT?" I OBVIOUSLY DON'T LIVE MY LIFE OR MAKE MY CAREER DECISIONS BASED ON ANY OPINION YOU AND YOUR FELLOW HATE-MONGERS MAY HAVE. WE CAN AT LEAST AGREE ON THAT RIGHT? I MEAN I'M PRETTY MUCH THE OPPOSITE ON JUST ABOUT EVERYTHING YOU HATERS THINK I SHOULD BE IN FACT I ADMIT THERE'S BEEN TIMES WHEN I'VE DONE STUFF SOLELY JUST TO PISS YOU HATERS OFF, I CAN'T HELP IT, IT'S THE PUNK ROCKER IN ME. SO HONESTLY THIS WILL BE MY LAST RESPONSE TO THE HATRED BECAUSE I'VE HEARD IT ALL BEFORE AND I'M DOING BETTER THAN EVER. SO, IT'S JUST BORING TO ME. I WON'T CHANGE FOR YOU OR ANYONE ELSE. THAT'S HOW REAL I AM. SO FUCK OFF. NOW IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME I'VE GOT MY CHUBBY FANGIRLS AND HOMOSEXUAL FANBOYS TO GET BACK TO. YOU KNOW HOW IMPATIENT THOSE DIE HARD FANS CAN BE...OR, ER, ACTUALLY, MAYBE YOU DON'T. I'M SORRY WAS THAT ARROGANT? I LOVE YOU, TOO, CHICKENMASTER.
BEST,
KURT LOCKWOOD
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#199641 - 11/04/06 11:42 PM
Re: Kurt Lockwood man of the stinkey pink contacts
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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Wow, even in contrition he's an arrogant fhag.
self delusion is the new black
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#199643 - 11/05/06 06:37 AM
Re: Kurt Lockwood man of the stinky pink contacts
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 02/09/06
Posts: 66
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Well you would know... You are on here 8 hours a day, are clearly not married, have a part time job at best... I can see why you hate your life Jame'. So, yes, I defer to you as having a lot more experience on what is good entertainment on a porn board - it's all you know. You have a lot of things to be bitter and angry about - all these people you think of as scumbags making a way better living than you while you rot in your 800 sq/ft apartment hoping someone calls you.
You probably pay girls to have sex too. I hope it was n never me. If it was, I definitely faked an orgasm and you definitely prematurely ejaculated.
Well - off to work!
Hi Mrs. Lockwood. Are you proud that your son takes strap-ons up the ass on film?
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#199646 - 11/06/06 01:45 AM
Re: Kurt Lockwood man of the stinkey pink contacts
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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from tossing a few volleys back and forth with the guy, if you can get him to drop capslock shit it's pretty apparent kurt's not a retard nor a true faggot. extrovert=few in his class that haven't commited war-crimes.
from what bish/gia said and my limited interaction, i'm inclined to say he'd be a solid, solid additon to the place but you can't expect him to use his own name, obviously.
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Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#199647 - 11/06/06 04:34 AM
Re: Kurt Lockwood man of the stinkey pink contacts
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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from what bish/gia said and my limited interaction, i'm inclined to say he'd be a solid, solid additon to the place but you can't expect him to use his own name, obviously.
I have to part ways with you on this one- he's simply too vain to use a different name and "start over" here. If he did it would be something really really clever like "Blurt Freeoak" or "Curtis Driftwood"
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#199648 - 11/06/06 10:24 AM
Re: Kurt Lockwood man of the stinkey pink contacts
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
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from tossing a few volleys back and forth with the guy, if you can get him to drop capslock shit it's pretty apparent kurt's not a retard nor a true faggot. extrovert=few in his class that haven't commited war-crimes.
from what bish/gia said and my limited interaction, i'm inclined to say he'd be a solid, solid additon to the place but you can't expect him to use his own name, obviously.
WTF!?
Please kill me. Really. I know someone wants to. 
I need to reassess my life. Maybe Shelly Luben can help.
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#199650 - 11/07/06 06:01 PM
Re: Kurt Lockwood man of the stinkey pink contacts
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
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Quote:
Quote:
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from tossing a few volleys back and forth with the guy, if you can get him to drop capslock shit it's pretty apparent kurt's not a retard nor a true faggot. extrovert=few in his class that haven't commited war-crimes.
from what bish/gia said and my limited interaction, i'm inclined to say he'd be a solid, solid additon to the place but you can't expect him to use his own name, obviously.
WTF!?
Please kill me. Really. I know someone wants to.
I need to reassess my life. Maybe Shelly Luben can help.
youre too late, her show didn't get picked up by vh1 so shes stopped pretending to care about whores who are born again.
Well thats, that then. This was the chicken's turning point in the last shred of mental health he had. Its all aboard the crazy train from here on.
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#199652 - 02/26/07 12:34 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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I see someone reading this online, anonymously. I bet it's Kurt, so bump.
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#199653 - 08/14/07 01:19 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
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Oh lookey! Another Kurt thread!
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#199654 - 08/14/07 09:57 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
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#199655 - 08/16/07 06:07 PM
Re: Kurt Lockwood man of the stinkey pink contacts
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 08/11/07
Posts: 393
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Oh lookey! Another Kurt thread!
Flood every topic, Conky. Drown XPT, in glorious waves of ME!
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#199657 - 08/17/07 10:05 AM
Re: Kurt Lockwood man of the stinkey pink contacts
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 08/11/07
Posts: 393
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Quote:
jamesn
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from tossing a few volleys back and forth with the guy, if you can get him to drop capslock shit it's pretty apparent kurt's not a retard nor a true faggot. extrovert=few in his class that haven't commited war-crimes.
from what bish/gia said and my limited interaction, i'm inclined to say he'd be a solid, solid additon to the place but you can't expect him to use his own name, obviously.
Agreed..Kurts a solid addition. Kurt should post in Conkys Cage exclusively.
Kurt
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Flood every topic, Conky. Drown XPT, in glorious waves of ME!
In that flood..would the waves lap or slurp in your minds eye Kurt?
Crash, motherfucker, crash...
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