While listening to one of those "Tests of the Emergency Broadcast System" the other day, I thought how wonderful it would be if they replaced that annoying buzzing with the sounds of serious throatfucking from the Gag Factor series. I'd be happy to contact the EBS for you, Jeff, and set up a meeting.
I've arranged to have a Gag Factor Film Festival at my local chapter of the VFW. The flyer I placed on their bulletin board does not specify the content of the films (I want it to be a big surprise) and stipulates that only Korean, WWII, and WWI vets are invited, as I believe Vietnam vets are far to jaded and it won't be possible to produce the shock & appall in them that the others will no doubt experience. I hope to produce cardiac arrest in the WWI vets, if indeed any are still alive to attend. I hope those with presence of mind will appreciate that Gag Factor represents the logical conclusion of the freedom they risked life & limb to defend. That's my point.
Oh, and another thing: THEY TURN THEIR HEADS UPSIDEDOWN, OH DEAR LORD, THEIR HEADS, THEY TURN THEM UPSIDEDOWN!!! THEY KNOW THIS WILL CAUSE THE VOMIT AND PHLEGM TO RUN INTO THEIR NOSE AND EYES AND HAIR!!! THIS IS WHY THEY DO IT!!! THEY TURN THEIR HEADS UPSIDEDOWN AND OPEN THEIR MOUTHS WIDE TO GET THROATFUCKED!!! OH MY GOD!!! THEY GAG AND RETCH PITIFULLY!!!!! 14 EDITIONS!!! NEARLY 150 STUPID YOUNG (...and some not so young...) WOMEN HAVE VOLUNTEERED FOR THIS!!!! AND NOW IT'S ON VIDEO FOREVER!!!!!! OH MY GOD!!! GAG FACTOR!!!! GAG FACTOR!!!!!!
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