Let's find out more about "Winky Tiki," shall we, courtesy of The vanguard of shitty porn, Vivid Video:

Winky on computers:
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the best Tech support ever-I exist- coz Im too retarded to figure this blog thing out..



Winky on food:
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I hate Shredded Lettuce in sandwiches…It’s useless filler that makes a complete mess in one’s car. It gets everywhere and tastes like nothing-It makes Sandwiches look bigger than they are and lazy uncreative Sandwich “artists” put too much of it to make you feel youre getting a great deal.Im still finding lettuce pieces under my couch from a Sub I had 3 months ago…and its still green.

(must keep that place real clean).

On war:
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anything can be porn...If I was horny enough Id hump a couch watching full metal jacket.



On family outings:
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when I was a kid, and where I grew up-
only the rich imperialist americans and the wealthy capitalist kids who lived in gated neighbourhoods had VCR's.
I had to go to the triple bill cinema with my uncle to watch 12th generation copies of Jerry Lewis movies.Id know the movie was good If he started rubbing my leg.