i think i took the youthful-indiscretions thing a little too far for a run at the presidency, reporters wouldn't have to ask that many people before someone said "oh yeah, in college, he was yelling "tranquilizers! liam needs tranquilizers!" from a balcony overlooking morning commuters then threw a bunch of baked beans wrapped as a grenade in aluminum foil at me".

plus, i don't want to kiss babies, i'm not skeeter.

and presidents suck compared to kings/emperors/etc based on monica lewinsky--if your country actually thought you were partially-divine(hey, japanese people aren't dumb and they bought it through ww2) you'd do better. a lot better. plus, people would belong to you and shit and most importantly, you could eradicate PETA and pit sharks against polar bears and barbary lions all the time because everyone secretly wants to see badass/endangered animals fight to the death instead of blacks and mexicans in boxing rings.