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#199384 - 11/03/06 02:34 AM Halloween Pictures Monkey Style part 2
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
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My pick for costume of the night, paris hilton's dog's shit wrapped in tissue paper.



I think this picture shows all of what I love about pornstars, their complete denial about their own flaws, her legs look like a half iced cake and her armpit looks like robert downey jr's face on the 47th hour of his weekend in vegas yet she decides to wear that outfit.



Chico's brother when asked what hand hes going to beat august with later tonight and august pretending she didn't hear the question.



so hot, something for tara reid to aspire to. Also the answer to all of coah's whys.




I'm bringin' ugly back,Them other fuckers don't know how to act. Get your ugly on (Go head be bold with it) get your ugly on (Go head be bold with it) get your ugly on (Go head be bold with it)


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#199385 - 11/03/06 06:51 AM Re: Halloween Pictures Monkey Style part 2
have2cit Offline
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Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
I thought Luke took shitty pictures, this chick must have taken these with one of those disposable cameras or something.


What do you know, Ryan Knox tweaked out of his fucking gourd again. Silly Ryan don't you know meth is for the female whores?

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#199386 - 11/03/06 01:27 PM Re: Halloween Pictures Monkey Style part 2
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Gay For Pay

Registered: 01/26/06
Posts: 1058
Loc: Keen for Peen


What kind goddamn costume is Knox wearing? Is he supposed to be Truman Capote ? Or one of those sketchy foreign guys in the Nyc subway station selling fake Burberry scarves?
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#199387 - 11/03/06 04:09 PM Re: Halloween Pictures Monkey Style part 2
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
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good god, knox's face has aged ten years since the winter.



methamphetamine, poverty and stupidity can make you look like a 36-year old hobo-drifter kids. seriously, someone explain multivitamins and the importance of not eating mice and rats to him.
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#199388 - 11/03/06 04:17 PM Re: Halloween Pictures Monkey Style part 2
GUAPO Offline
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Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 2204


chico brother look grimy.

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#199389 - 11/03/06 08:52 PM Re: Halloween Pictures Monkey Style part 2
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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What kind goddamn costume is Knox wearing? Is he supposed to be Truman Capote ? Or one of those sketchy foreign guys in the Nyc subway station selling fake Burberry scarves?





Theres always one guy who says they "don't want to look stupid" by dressing up for a halloween party and come dressed normally and end up looking like a complete moron, it doesn't surprise me that ryan knox took the honors for that role at this party. What I like most about ryan is not that he has cold, dead serial killer eyes but that all of his teeth seem to get along and follow the rules except one that wants to separate itself from the pack and stick out.
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#199390 - 11/03/06 09:39 PM Re: Halloween Pictures Monkey Style part 2
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Registered: 10/19/06
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What kind goddamn costume is Knox wearing? Is he supposed to be Truman Capote ? Or one of those sketchy foreign guys in the Nyc subway station selling fake Burberry scarves?





Theres always one guy who says they "don't want to look stupid" by dressing up for a halloween party and come dressed normally and end up looking like a complete moron, it doesn't surprise me that ryan knox took the honors for that role at this party. What I like most about ryan is not that he has cold, dead serial killer eyes but that all of his teeth seem to get along and follow the rules except one that wants to separate itself from the pack and stick out.



Naww..Fuck that..Theres no fucken way "dressing normaly" and that scarf go together.That fucker watched Charlie Brown and the Great Pumpkin the week before and got all caught up in the Red Baron act.
As far as the wayward incisor goes,thats the tooth he uses to open Coronas with .Its all part of natural selection.
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#199391 - 11/06/06 02:37 PM Re: Halloween Pictures Monkey Style part 2
RyanKnox Offline
Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
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Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
Who is that handsome guy?

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#199392 - 11/06/06 02:43 PM Re: Halloween Pictures Monkey Style part 2
have2cit Offline
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Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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Who is that handsome guy?




dunno, just another woodless tweaker.

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#199393 - 11/06/06 02:44 PM Re: Halloween Pictures Monkey Style part 2
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Gay For Pay

Registered: 04/06/05
Posts: 959
Loc: The Outer Labia of Jenna Haze
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Who is that handsome guy?
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You ever heard of braces white fang? Or did your dentist just prescribe you meth to rectify your toof?
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#199394 - 11/06/06 06:56 PM Re: Halloween Pictures Monkey Style part 2
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Who did knox blow to get out of the ban coffin? (box is for short term bans)
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#199395 - 11/06/06 10:36 PM Re: Halloween Pictures Monkey Style part 2
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Registered: 06/30/04
Posts: 691
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Who is that handsome guy?




You sweetie!!

have2cit, I'll beat your fucking ass!
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#199396 - 11/07/06 02:01 AM Re: Halloween Pictures Monkey Style part 2
The Ghost Is Toast Offline
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Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
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What kind goddamn costume is Knox wearing? Is he supposed to be Truman Capote ? Or one of those sketchy foreign guys in the Nyc subway station selling fake Burberry scarves?




I think he's dressed as a metrosexual methrosexual

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#199397 - 11/07/06 05:31 AM Re: Halloween Pictures Monkey Style part 2
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Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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You sweetie!!

have2cit, I'll beat your fucking ass!




Bitch please, the only thing you beat are the puss filled boils on your vagina.

I’ve finally figured out what that shit stain on your forehead is though, it’s shit!





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#199398 - 11/07/06 05:45 AM Re: Halloween Pictures Monkey Style part 2
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Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
Loc: Neither here, nor there.
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You sweetie!!

have2cit, I'll beat your fucking ass!




Bitch please, the only thing you beat are the puss filled boils on your vagina.

I’ve finally figured out what that shit stain on your forehead is though, it’s shit!








I've seen this picture a few times, and it doesn't get any less revolting.

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#199399 - 11/07/06 05:50 AM Re: Halloween Pictures Monkey Style part 2
have2cit Offline
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Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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I've seen this picture a few times, and it doesn't get any less revolting.






I agree it's the most horrific picture I've ever laid eyes on myself.

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#199400 - 11/07/06 03:08 PM Re: Halloween Pictures Monkey Style part 2
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Registered: 10/19/06
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My pick for costume of the night, paris hilton's dog's shit wrapped in tissue paper.





Heh...
I dont know how I missed this the first time ( ) but that is fucken world class funny.

It seems such a shame for that pic and caption to go unseen
by the prize winner.
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#199401 - 11/07/06 03:36 PM Re: Halloween Pictures Monkey Style part 2
Willie D Offline

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Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184

I never noticed that they pixilated the vagina because that was somehow inappropriate, but the diarrhea spewing out her ass and onto her face was not a cause for alarm...those wacky Nips.

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#199402 - 11/07/06 05:42 PM Re: Halloween Pictures Monkey Style part 2
Joey Strange Offline
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Registered: 07/07/06
Posts: 34
Fuck....just Fuck. That picture is just plain wrong. I retched a little
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#199403 - 11/07/06 05:46 PM Re: Halloween Pictures Monkey Style part 2
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I never noticed that they pixilated the vagina because that was somehow inappropriate, but the diarrhea spewing out her ass and onto her face was not a cause for alarm...those wacky Nips.




In the original pic it isnt pixilated.Its just the website its taken from has "censored" it.
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#199404 - 11/07/06 06:40 PM Re: Halloween Pictures Monkey Style part 2
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Human Garbage

Registered: 09/13/05
Posts: 1594
Loc: The "Phlogbox", apparently.
The girl shitting on herself is readily found by doing a Google Image Search for "tubgirl". I knew about it way back in July when I needed to teach a lying bitch a lesson. This got emailed to all our mutual friends and all of hers, including her landlord. Phlog is a vindictive MoFo:



Maybe I can swap Steph's face in Erin's place...


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#199405 - 11/07/06 06:47 PM Re: Halloween Pictures Monkey Style part 2
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Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
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The girl shitting on herself is readily found by doing a Google Image Search for "tubgirl". I knew about it way back in July when I needed to teach a lying bitch a lesson. This got emailed to all our mutual friends and all of hers, including her landlord. Phlog is a vindictive MoFo:



Maybe I can swap Steph's face in Erin's place...




w0w...
Well.Fucken.Played.
If I may ask.If the occasion ever arrises,may I retain your services?
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#199406 - 11/07/06 07:18 PM Re: Halloween Pictures Monkey Style part 2
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Human Garbage

Registered: 09/13/05
Posts: 1594
Loc: The "Phlogbox", apparently.
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w0w...
Well.Fucken.Played.
If I may ask.If the occasion ever arrises,may I retain your services?





Provided you don't fall in with a bad crowd (ie. Gunker or Elaborator) and can supply a good reason why someone needs such a ruthless attack, you got it.

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#199407 - 11/07/06 07:20 PM Re: Halloween Pictures Monkey Style part 2
LouCypher Offline
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Porn Jesus

Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
Fair enough.I'll stay far far away form the youtube crew
and "keep it real".
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#199408 - 11/13/06 04:43 PM Re: Halloween Pictures Monkey Style part 2
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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We need this smiley (I stole it from americanhardcore):




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#199409 - 11/22/06 08:56 PM Re: Halloween Pictures Monkey Style part 2
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Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland





Provided you don't fall in with a bad crowd (ie. Gunker or Elaborator) and can supply a good reason why someone needs such a ruthless attack, you got it.




Did the black leather jackets, rhythmic finger-snapping and unfiltered cigarettes give it away?

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