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#199347 - 11/02/06 10:51 PM Words of Wisdom from Miss Cindy Crawford
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Re: you've had better days sweetheart

From: cindy crawford

you are the biggestasshole I have ever come across. What the fuck did Iever do toyou? [image]http://clubcindycrawford.com/index.php?//block.photos&activeMenu=photos[/image]


Yes, she spammed in her angry pm with a broken picture of herself



Re: you've had better days sweetheart

From: cindy crawford

I dont even know whothe fucku are, and i have never had the "clap"


Re: you've had better days sweetheart

From: cindy crawford

wellI am sorryb for whatever I did



Fake cindy crawford or not, its still wise words to live by

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#199348 - 11/02/06 10:54 PM Re: Words of Wisdom from Miss Cindy Crawford
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Whatever happened to fake Cory Feldman? One post and he was finished?
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#199349 - 11/02/06 10:55 PM Re: Words of Wisdom from Miss Cindy Crawford
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Whatever happened to real Gia Jordan?

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#199350 - 11/02/06 10:58 PM Re: Words of Wisdom from Miss Cindy Crawford
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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Whatever happened to fake Cory Feldman? One post and he was finished?




If you take the corey's out of the 80's it wouldn't be half as bad as people make it out to be.

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Whatever happened to real Gia Jordan?





Did I miss something? has someone been put on double secret probation or something?. Or has padova made a kind donation into someones account?.
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#199351 - 11/02/06 10:59 PM Re: Words of Wisdom from Miss Cindy Crawford
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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Whatever happened to fake Cory Feldman? One post and he was finished?





I agree, that fake id had such great potential.
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#199352 - 11/02/06 11:05 PM Re: Words of Wisdom from Miss Cindy Crawford
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Quote:

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Whatever happened to fake Cory Feldman? One post and he was finished?





I agree, that fake id had such great potential.




I was always a great fan of a alt euro penis pump guy, he seemed to get quite a reaction from the users here.

Whats with bornyo/gia feud, Im not much involved with the underground workings of xpt can one of those members inform me please.
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#199353 - 11/02/06 11:15 PM Re: Words of Wisdom from Miss Cindy Crawford
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
There's no feud. Sorry if I haven't been around much, B. I've been busy.
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#199354 - 11/03/06 03:19 PM Re: Words of Wisdom from Miss Cindy Crawford
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aka Gen Padova
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Registered: 04/20/03
Posts: 4517
You know... based on Gia's physical attributes, she has always somewhat got me in a cloud of fantasy bangin the shit out of her in the comforts of my own home. Maybe get her shitfaced off of some expensive wine whether she likes it or not. But I know I'm not her type. LUCKY FOR YOU GUYS especially the Monkey. Which is more than likely a good thing cuz a day with me... Gia would lose her slim model figure from all the Italian food and well... if the board is gonna hate me more than they already do, I'd hate it be because I plumped up Gia. No worries though... I have plenty of organically grown lemons for yer water if ya like

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#199355 - 11/03/06 08:39 PM Re: Words of Wisdom from Miss Cindy Crawford
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Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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You know... based on Gia's physical attributes, she has always somewhat got me in a cloud of fantasy bangin the shit out of her in the comforts of my own home. Maybe get her shitfaced off of some expensive wine whether she likes it or not. But I know I'm not her type. LUCKY FOR YOU GUYS especially the Monkey. Which is more than likely a good thing cuz a day with me... Gia would lose her slim model figure from all the Italian food and well... if the board is gonna hate me more than they already do, I'd hate it be because I plumped up Gia. No worries though... I have plenty of organically grown lemons for yer water if ya like





Please don't take this the wrong way, im not racist and no offense but please die. As for you not being Gia's type you should pray to 7 different gods a night that you are anyone's type otherwise the best you could hope for is operating the deep fryer at any number of establishments that lex is glad he didn't have to help build.
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#199356 - 11/03/06 09:21 PM Re: Words of Wisdom from Miss Cindy Crawford
It Was Fun Offline
aka Gen Padova
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/20/03
Posts: 4517
When are you ever gonna try to say something a little more witty and different you worthless scum bag? You're fuckin obsessed Monkey, back the fuck off, I rarely come by and when I do you're always the first to itch me like an annoying strand of butt hair. Burn yourself you damn beast.

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#199357 - 11/03/06 11:52 PM Re: Words of Wisdom from Miss Cindy Crawford
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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When are you ever gonna try to say something a little more witty and different you worthless scum bag?





When it becomes my time to read the eulogy at your funeral.


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You're fuckin obsessed Monkey




I prefer the term focusedly raged

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back the fuck off, I rarely come by and when I do you're always the first to itch me like an annoying strand of butt hair. Burn yourself you damn beast.





Like waving a red flag in front of a bull or in this case a red whore in front of a pissed off monkey.
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#199358 - 11/05/06 05:40 PM Re: Words of Wisdom from Miss Cindy Crawford
c62 Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 07/05/04
Posts: 1545
Loc: In the tree outside Gia Jordan...
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Re: you've had better days sweetheart

From: cindy crawford

you are the biggestasshole I have ever come across. What the fuck did Iever do toyou? [image]http://clubcindycrawford.com/index.php?//block.photos&activeMenu=photos[/image]


Yes, she spammed in her angry pm with a broken picture of herself



Re: you've had better days sweetheart

From: cindy crawford

I dont even know whothe fucku are, and i have never had the "clap"


Re: you've had better days sweetheart

From: cindy crawford

wellI am sorryb for whatever I did



Fake cindy crawford or not, its still wise words to live by




This girl is really struggling with the space bar.
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#199359 - 11/05/06 09:10 PM Re: Words of Wisdom from Miss Cindy Crawford
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Quote:

Quote:

Re: you've had better days sweetheart

From: cindy crawford

you are the biggestasshole I have ever come across. What the fuck did Iever do toyou? [image]http://clubcindycrawford.com/index.php?//block.photos&activeMenu=photos[/image]


Yes, she spammed in her angry pm with a broken picture of herself



Re: you've had better days sweetheart

From: cindy crawford

I dont even know whothe fucku are, and i have never had the "clap"


Re: you've had better days sweetheart

From: cindy crawford

wellI am sorryb for whatever I did



Fake cindy crawford or not, its still wise words to live by




This girl is really struggling with the space bar.




Just joins a long list of things she struggles with, substance abuse, aging process, weight, personal grooming, cleanliness.
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#199360 - 11/06/06 04:28 PM Re: Words of Wisdom from Miss Cindy Crawford
cindy crawford Offline
Ed Hardy Wearing Loser

Registered: 12/06/05
Posts: 34
Loc: California
Why do I deserve this?

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#199361 - 11/06/06 07:03 PM Re: Words of Wisdom from Miss Cindy Crawford
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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Why do I deserve this?







If I had a heart id feel bad about now. Okay, readers of the cage please take a moment of your time to send a pleasant pm (or email through her website) to miss cindy crawford, make a comment about something nice or that you like about her, non sexual comments are preferred but if thats what you want to go with its better then nothing, she sounds down and its time for a pick me up. I'll be thinking of some nice things to send cindy. One by one we can make the world a better place.
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#199362 - 11/06/06 07:05 PM Re: Words of Wisdom from Miss Cindy Crawford
c62 Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 07/05/04
Posts: 1545
Loc: In the tree outside Gia Jordan...
Quote:

Why do I deserve this?


Because you never post here(and Iyou) . Come on girl, show us some of that CC fire.
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#199363 - 11/06/06 07:09 PM Re: Words of Wisdom from Miss Cindy Crawford
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Quote:

Quote:

Why do I deserve this?


Because you never post here(and Iyou) . Come on girl, show us some of that CC fire.




Not to burst any bubbles but just keep this image in mind when reading xpt's cc

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#199364 - 11/06/06 07:59 PM Re: Words of Wisdom from Miss Cindy Crawford
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 05/29/06
Posts: 364
Loc: Promoting black on black viole...
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Why do I deserve this?




I, for one, think you have high stroke value

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