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word on these streets is deballa birthday and she gonna throw a bash.

to you deballa on the day your momma shit you out her punnany.

[Cee-Lo] Uh huh
[T-Dubl] Yeah
[Cee-Lo] Aw man I got a sweet tooth, can you dig it
[T-Dubl] After this one you gon need a root canal then
[Cee-Lo] I love sugar all of it
[T-Dubl] This one for all the clean, decent women
[Cee-Lo] Lay it on me girl
[T-Dubl] Pay Close Attention

[Hook: Cee-Lo]
She put that sugar on my tongue
Shes gonna
Gimme gimme some
She put it right there on my tongue (Skeet Skeet)
Right there on my tongue (She turns me on, like no other)

[Trick Daddy]
And gimme some of your butter pecan
Put it right there on tip of my tongue, hold it
Right jeeeah
Cuz baby, if I bite you
I bet you like it
French Vanilla's a hell of a flavor for me
With strawberries, two cherries and whipped cream
The best things are the wet dreams
And uh, the rest is just a flick without a sex scene
Or lee, I speak the truth
Cuz the blacker the berry
The sweeter the juice
Cuz, Florida oranges and Georgia peaches
When they nice and ripe, they the best for eatin'
Southern boys we crave for old slice of pie after they main course
So if you game for it
I came for it
I got a thing for ya
That I can't ignore

[Hook - 2X]

[Ludacris]
She put that sugar on my tongue, tongue
Yippie Yippie, Yum Yum
Goodie goodie gum drop
Put me in a tongue lock
Did it till my body went numb, numb
Laid her on her back, back
Turned her round, gave her bottom a smack, smack
She's a woman from the block with the best of weave
But I won't stop till I'm pullin out tracks, tracks
It was lust at first sight
And she couldn't help sayin that she wanted to get with me
And my size was just right
Cuz she wanted a man with a little sec-ur-ity
Said I been around the world twice
And my name ring bells from Atlanta to Sic-i-ly
Said she wanted it all night
So put the bubbles in the tub and Ludacris and me

[Hook - 2X]

Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeeeah Yeeeah Yeah
Yeah Yeah

[Trick Daddy]
Sweetie you look so incredible
So delicious and so damn edible
All I need is some honey or syrup
With a lil' butter to rub down all your curves
And no need for the lemonade
Just a twist of lime and some grape Kool-Aid
Can I call you Caramel?
Cuz I'm bout to go coo-coo to taste your Coco Puffs
One bowl ought to fill me up
But that milk gotta be cold enough
So supper time that'll hold me up
I might choke myself if I don't slow it up, but
Honey, you look like a honeydew melon
Or strawberry with the whipped cream filling
Of the top part of the peach cobbler
But uh, the fruit platter ought to do me better

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does anyone read these lyrics when they're posted?






















I didn't think so.

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does anyone read these lyrics when they're posted?

I didn't think so.

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you are angry today, but you make a good point.

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Lou, you're about as relevant as a Yakov Smirnov joke.
If you'd quit dodging subjects like your momma dodges my cumshots you might actually learn something around here. However, I've got you painted for a fat, angsty teenager who's not on the college track and unlikely to ever get the picture. Try something here, it's more to your speed. Tell your momma to bathe.

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I've got you painted for a fat, angsty teenager who's not on the college track and unlikely to ever get the picture.

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Lol.."painted" huh?You just owned yourself with that one lil guy.And I'll ignore the fact that you dated your yourself with Yakov Smirnoff reference..lol..Whats next..a Ghostbuster reference?

Since you feel free to speculate...I'll give it a shot.
Heres how I see you fuckwad.A 40+ yr old limpdick that when he smiles ,all you see is tonsils..And callouses on his lips. Upon further examination you'll note the chancres on his uvula and dents on his windpipe.Although you may not be enthusiastic about you're work,you throw yourself into it fully being that's how your generation views a healthy work attitude.

Feel free to counter me point for point lil guy.
If not maybe you wanna follow that link you provided.

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the new guy lou is an unreasonable dickhead, half of his posts have some mention of firearms in them and within 50 posts he's managed to feud with floofin, one of the more easygoing people on the board.

so basically, he shows promise. some raw, misanthropic talent is there already and hate's like speed-you can't coach it. he's got the potential to be a decent asshole.

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the new guy lou is an unreasonable dickhead, half of his posts have some mention of firearms in them and within 50 posts he's managed to feud with floofin, one of the more easygoing people on the board.

so basically, he shows promise. some raw, misanthropic talent is there already and hate's like speed-you can't coach it. he's got the potential to be a decent asshole.

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This guy is bad_bad with the combination to his dad's gunsafe and a talent for murdering syntax. He'll make some ATF agent's quota one day soon.
Prognosis: washout.

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That's it? Really?

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John Floofin

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That's it? Really?

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lol..
Ya Johnny boy..thats all you get.After you failed to counter any of my points and then proceeded to backpeddle,deny,and deflect,its all you're warranted.

You're going to have to clamor a fuck of alot harder for any more of my attention ol timer.Plus I dont have the time to sit here and watch Monkey go through the 4,900+ names trying to figure out who I may or may not be.

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LouCypher= garfield ?????

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heh..
Zer0 for fucken 3 Monkey.This is you're forum d00d,try a lil harder to make a decent representation.You slap about the p0rn chicks with little to no effort.Why the fuck are you struggling so hard in this thread?If you fuktards haven't noticed,Jamesn is only reg to make a decent showing in this thread kids.The rest of you are dawdling about like lumbering retards,flailing your meathooks and pounding on the keyboard like Jim Cramer on his sound effect machine.
There is absolutely nothing any of you cunts can type that I cant twist and proceed to shove back up your ass till your colon looks like an exit wound from a 12 gauge slug.
Fucken deal with it.

Now for some advice.
Lets try a lil less post humpin and put a lil more effort into your "l33t fl4m1ng 5k1llz".

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heh..
Zer0 for fucken 3 Monkey.This is you're forum d00d,try a lil harder to make a decent representation.You slap about the p0rn chicks with little to no effort.Why the fuck are you struggling so hard in this thread?If you fuktards haven't noticed,Jamesn is only reg to make a decent showing in this thread kids.The rest of you are dawdling about like lumbering retards,flailing your meathooks and pounding on the keyboard like Jim Cramer on his sound effect machine.
There is absolutely nothing any of you cunts can type that I cant twist and proceed to shove back up your ass till your colon looks like an exit wound from a 12 gauge slug.
Fucken deal with it.

Now for some advice.
Lets try a lil less post humpin and put a lil more effort into your "l33t fl4m1ng 5k1llz".

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I call out the post humpers and you take it as a challenge to wave your pom-poms,bend over,and flash your rail roaded ass like the forum fuckpuddle you are.Well done Biff.

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I call out the post humpers and you take it as a challenge to wave your pom-poms,bend over,and flash your rail roaded ass like the forum fuckpuddle you are.Well done Biff.

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