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I wanna marry a porn star wife. Maybe a girl who
wants to retire. I am a young,
clean (I dont take any drugs/ alcohol/ medicines),
and healthy, guy. I have never been married or had any
kids. I need a sexy looking but intelligent wife,
with a good health who wants to settle down and
establish a home. Maybe continue the biz with me,
but most important is the family aspect.
contact me at

ethebody@yahoo.com

in Sherman Oaks.

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Dear Mr. Ethebody,

Thank you for your post. You don't understand how long I've been looking for someone just like you to share my life with! I have been in several relationships before, and frankly, have just ended a long term lesbian 'marriage', but I think that you and I could be very happy together.

I think it is only fair to warn you that I am a sex addict (but I think you would be interested in that), and I will be a filthy filthy whore for your pleasure. I also have adorable twin boys (4 years old) who mean the world to me. I hope that you are open to providing them with a loving home after our marriage - don't worry, they won't call you "Dad" (unless you want them too!).

I know that you probably want to see a photo or two of me, so I will include one here - but please remember I have recently had a breast lift and tummy tuck procedure so I will be way hotter (once the swelling goes down and the scars fade).

Please contact me through my craigslist personal ad LINK as the people on this forum can be cruel.

I hope that you will be the "one"

Love (I hope!!!),

Michelle

PS - if you like, we can go to Red Lobster for a date! I blew the manager so I get 10% off and free curly fries (YUMMY!)

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The girl has to be clean. If she is dirty or her
blood has problems, then it is gonna affect the
baby as it is born, and the baby may have health defect.
Eventually, we all have to take care of this project:
our own off-spring, their successful and healthy birth.
Women all go crazy because they appear in a photo,
and then they are made to think they are a "star", and so on.
Photoshop, and Max Factor/Mary Kay Cosmetics is to be blamed for it all.

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Here's another option - but you'll need some patience

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Thanks for the link. I absolutely love reading prison whore profiles. Who among us does not want a woman who "Loves walking on the beach, watching sunsets, wearing fuzzy slippers and is willing to engage in aggravated assault with a firearm with intent to murder..."???

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Here's another option - but you'll need some patience

Better late than never

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I seriously need to pay closer attention...completely missed the fact that she was in prison for murder. That's fucking beautiful, lol.

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I wanna marry a porn star wife. Maybe a girl who
wants to retire. I am a young,
clean (I dont take any drugs/ alcohol/ medicines),
and healthy, guy. I have never been married or had any
kids. I need a sexy looking but intelligent wife,
with a good health who wants to settle down and
establish a home. Maybe continue the biz with me,
but most important is the family aspect.
contact me at

ethebody@yahoo.com

in Sherman Oaks.

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i admire your ingenuity and proactive-ness. i wish i could follow this course of action. however, the burden of having a wife who is or was once a porn star would be far too great, unless she was a porn star who wouldn't let them even get into her butt. this would let me know where the boundaries lay. otherwise it would be a constant struggle within myself, wondering what i could get away with, how far i could push. i would go crazy. would it be worse if she didn't let me do anything, or if we played max world every night? what if i went too far? i would have to leave in the middle of the night, tears in my eyes. i would leave her a note, apologizing for being such a monster and pleading with her never to tell the children what happened to daddy. tell them i was shot holding up a liquor store, tell them i was a crackhead, anything. the truth is too shameful.

also, i wants a virgin for when i settle down.

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The girl has to be clean. If she is dirty or her
blood has problems, then it is gonna affect the
baby as it is born, and the baby may have health defect.

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If a whore has a kid you better prepare yourself for a defect.

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I wanna marry a porn star wife. Maybe a girl who
wants to retire. I am a young,
clean (I dont take any drugs/ alcohol/ medicines),
and healthy, guy. I have never been married or had any
kids. I need a sexy looking but intelligent wife,
with a good health who wants to settle down and
establish a home. Maybe continue the biz with me,
but most important is the family aspect.
contact me at

ethebody@yahoo.com

in Sherman Oaks.

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i admire your ingenuity and proactive-ness. i wish i could follow this course of action. however, the burden of having a wife who is or was once a porn star would be far too great, unless she was a porn star who wouldn't let them even get into her butt. this would let me know where the boundaries lay. otherwise it would be a constant struggle within myself, wondering what i could get away with, how far i could push. i would go crazy. would it be worse if she didn't let me do anything, or if we played max world every night? what if i went too far? i would have to leave in the middle of the night, tears in my eyes. i would leave her a note, apologizing for being such a monster and pleading with her never to tell the children what happened to daddy. tell them i was shot holding up a liquor store, tell them i was a crackhead, anything. the truth is too shameful.

also, i wants a virgin for when i settle down.

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Goddamn, this is really a touchy-feely thread...c'mon you kids, get a room!