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I wanna marry a porn star wife. Maybe a girl who
wants to retire. I am a young,
clean (I dont take any drugs/ alcohol/ medicines),
and healthy, guy. I have never been married or had any
kids. I need a sexy looking but intelligent wife,
with a good health who wants to settle down and
establish a home. Maybe continue the biz with me,
but most important is the family aspect.
contact me at

ethebody@yahoo.com

in Sherman Oaks.

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Dear Mr. Ethebody,

Thank you for your post. You don't understand how long I've been looking for someone just like you to share my life with! I have been in several relationships before, and frankly, have just ended a long term lesbian 'marriage', but I think that you and I could be very happy together.

I think it is only fair to warn you that I am a sex addict (but I think you would be interested in that), and I will be a filthy filthy whore for your pleasure. I also have adorable twin boys (4 years old) who mean the world to me. I hope that you are open to providing them with a loving home after our marriage - don't worry, they won't call you "Dad" (unless you want them too!).

I know that you probably want to see a photo or two of me, so I will include one here - but please remember I have recently had a breast lift and tummy tuck procedure so I will be way hotter (once the swelling goes down and the scars fade).

Please contact me through my craigslist personal ad LINK as the people on this forum can be cruel.

I hope that you will be the "one"

Love (I hope!!!),

Michelle

PS - if you like, we can go to Red Lobster for a date! I blew the manager so I get 10% off and free curly fries (YUMMY!)