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#199198 - 11/02/06 11:40 AM Porn Star Wife required:
ethebody Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 09/11/06
Posts: 73
I wanna marry a porn star wife. Maybe a girl who
wants to retire. I am a young,
clean (I dont take any drugs/ alcohol/ medicines),
and healthy, guy. I have never been married or had any
kids. I need a sexy looking but intelligent wife,
with a good health who wants to settle down and
establish a home. Maybe continue the biz with me,
but most important is the family aspect.
contact me at

ethebody@yahoo.com

in Sherman Oaks.




Edited by ethebody (11/02/06 11:41 AM)

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#199199 - 11/02/06 11:45 AM Re: Porn Star Wife required:
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
When did sportswami move to Sherman Oaks?

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#199200 - 11/02/06 11:45 AM Re: Porn Star Wife required:
Saevus Maximus Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 04/19/03
Posts: 1083
Loc: In the corner, cutting myself.
This may be the funniest post ever posted on xxxporntalk. Well done.
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#199201 - 11/02/06 11:59 AM Re: Porn Star Wife required:
Soopergrizz Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
Quote:

I wanna marry a porn star wife. Maybe a girl who
wants to retire. I am a young,
clean (I dont take any drugs/ alcohol/ medicines),
and healthy, guy. I have never been married or had any
kids. I need a sexy looking but intelligent wife,
with a good health who wants to settle down and
establish a home. Maybe continue the biz with me,
but most important is the family aspect.
contact me at

ethebody@yahoo.com

in Sherman Oaks.







Dear Mr. Ethebody,

Thank you for your post. You don't understand how long I've been looking for someone just like you to share my life with! I have been in several relationships before, and frankly, have just ended a long term lesbian 'marriage', but I think that you and I could be very happy together.

I think it is only fair to warn you that I am a sex addict (but I think you would be interested in that), and I will be a filthy filthy whore for your pleasure. I also have adorable twin boys (4 years old) who mean the world to me. I hope that you are open to providing them with a loving home after our marriage - don't worry, they won't call you "Dad" (unless you want them too!).

I know that you probably want to see a photo or two of me, so I will include one here - but please remember I have recently had a breast lift and tummy tuck procedure so I will be way hotter (once the swelling goes down and the scars fade).

Please contact me through my craigslist personal ad LINK as the people on this forum can be cruel.

I hope that you will be the "one"

Love (I hope!!!),

Michelle

PS - if you like, we can go to Red Lobster for a date! I blew the manager so I get 10% off and free curly fries (YUMMY!)





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#199202 - 11/02/06 05:14 PM Re: Porn Star Wife required:
ethebody Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 09/11/06
Posts: 73
The girl has to be clean. If she is dirty or her
blood has problems, then it is gonna affect the
baby as it is born, and the baby may have health defect.
Eventually, we all have to take care of this project:
our own off-spring, their successful and healthy birth.
Women all go crazy because they appear in a photo,
and then they are made to think they are a "star", and so on.
Photoshop, and Max Factor/Mary Kay Cosmetics is to be blamed for it all.

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#199203 - 11/02/06 05:18 PM Re: Porn Star Wife required:
LouCypher Offline
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Porn Jesus

Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
Quote:

The girl has to be clean. If she is dirty or her
blood has problems, then it is gonna affect the
baby as it is born, and the baby may have health defect.
Eventually, we all have to take care of this project:
our own off-spring, their successful and healthy birth.
Women all go crazy because they appear in a photo,
and then they are made to think they are a "star", and so on.
Photoshop, and Max Factor/Mary Kay Cosmetics is to be blamed for it all.





So what you're saying is "curly fries do nothing for me"?
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#199204 - 11/02/06 05:38 PM Re: Porn Star Wife required:
Soopergrizz Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
Here's another option - but you'll need some patience

Better late than never


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#199205 - 11/03/06 07:22 AM Re: Porn Star Wife required:
Max Rhino Offline
Straight For Pay

Registered: 05/09/06
Posts: 971
Loc: Doony's Tiki Boat
Quote:

Here's another option - but you'll need some patience





Thanks for the link. I absolutely love reading prison whore profiles. Who among us does not want a woman who "Loves walking on the beach, watching sunsets, wearing fuzzy slippers and is willing to engage in aggravated assault with a firearm with intent to murder..."???
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#199206 - 11/03/06 07:45 AM Re: Porn Star Wife required:
Vizzle Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
Loc: Neither here, nor there.
Quote:

Here's another option - but you'll need some patience

Better late than never







I seriously need to pay closer attention...completely missed the fact that she was in prison for murder. That's fucking beautiful, lol.

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#199207 - 11/03/06 07:56 AM Re: Porn Star Wife required:
big moose Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 08/23/06
Posts: 635
Quote:

I wanna marry a porn star wife. Maybe a girl who
wants to retire. I am a young,
clean (I dont take any drugs/ alcohol/ medicines),
and healthy, guy. I have never been married or had any
kids. I need a sexy looking but intelligent wife,
with a good health who wants to settle down and
establish a home. Maybe continue the biz with me,
but most important is the family aspect.
contact me at

ethebody@yahoo.com

in Sherman Oaks.







i admire your ingenuity and proactive-ness. i wish i could follow this course of action. however, the burden of having a wife who is or was once a porn star would be far too great, unless she was a porn star who wouldn't let them even get into her butt. this would let me know where the boundaries lay. otherwise it would be a constant struggle within myself, wondering what i could get away with, how far i could push. i would go crazy. would it be worse if she didn't let me do anything, or if we played max world every night? what if i went too far? i would have to leave in the middle of the night, tears in my eyes. i would leave her a note, apologizing for being such a monster and pleading with her never to tell the children what happened to daddy. tell them i was shot holding up a liquor store, tell them i was a crackhead, anything. the truth is too shameful.

also, i wants a virgin for when i settle down.
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#199208 - 11/03/06 09:06 AM Re: Porn Star Wife required:
Jeff Steward Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
Loc: JM Productions
Quote:

The girl has to be clean. If she is dirty or her
blood has problems, then it is gonna affect the
baby as it is born, and the baby may have health defect.





If a whore has a kid you better prepare yourself for a defect.
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all women should be victims of something, because they lied. - big moose

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#199209 - 11/03/06 10:21 AM Re: Porn Star Wife required:
Vizzle Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
Loc: Neither here, nor there.
Quote:

Quote:

I wanna marry a porn star wife. Maybe a girl who
wants to retire. I am a young,
clean (I dont take any drugs/ alcohol/ medicines),
and healthy, guy. I have never been married or had any
kids. I need a sexy looking but intelligent wife,
with a good health who wants to settle down and
establish a home. Maybe continue the biz with me,
but most important is the family aspect.
contact me at

ethebody@yahoo.com

in Sherman Oaks.







i admire your ingenuity and proactive-ness. i wish i could follow this course of action. however, the burden of having a wife who is or was once a porn star would be far too great, unless she was a porn star who wouldn't let them even get into her butt. this would let me know where the boundaries lay. otherwise it would be a constant struggle within myself, wondering what i could get away with, how far i could push. i would go crazy. would it be worse if she didn't let me do anything, or if we played max world every night? what if i went too far? i would have to leave in the middle of the night, tears in my eyes. i would leave her a note, apologizing for being such a monster and pleading with her never to tell the children what happened to daddy. tell them i was shot holding up a liquor store, tell them i was a crackhead, anything. the truth is too shameful.

also, i wants a virgin for when i settle down.




Goddamn, this is really a touchy-feely thread...c'mon you kids, get a room!
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#199210 - 11/03/06 07:26 PM Re: Porn Star Wife required:
Y-T Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 05/29/06
Posts: 364
Loc: Promoting black on black viole...
How about this little hottie?


Alice Knestaut # 534659
Convicted Of - 1st Degree Felony Murder

Release Date - 99/98/9999 (Parole & Clemency Eligible under old guidelines)

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#199211 - 11/03/06 07:29 PM Re: Porn Star Wife required:
Y-T Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 05/29/06
Posts: 364
Loc: Promoting black on black viole...
In the spirit of the Nazi thread we should start a women in prison thread



Celia Garren
Convicted Of - Manufacturing Meth

Release Date - 03/07/14

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#199212 - 11/03/06 07:32 PM Re: Porn Star Wife required:
Y-T Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 05/29/06
Posts: 364
Loc: Promoting black on black viole...
This one has some kung-fu grip stroke value


Esther Chin
Convicted Of - Possession and Sales

Release Date - 01/21/07

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#199213 - 11/03/06 07:35 PM Re: Porn Star Wife required:
Y-T Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 05/29/06
Posts: 364
Loc: Promoting black on black viole...
She done gradeeated dat colledge



Damekia Fusilie
Seeking - Women, Men, Friends, Donations
Convicted Of - Attempted Murder

Release Date - May 11-13-09

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#199214 - 11/03/06 07:43 PM Re: Porn Star Wife required:
Y-T Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 05/29/06
Posts: 364
Loc: Promoting black on black viole...
WTF?


Convicted Of - Mayham, Surgery going bad

Release Date - 2007

http://www.prisonpenpals.com/x12062.html

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#199215 - 11/03/06 07:45 PM Re: Porn Star Wife required:
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
Selling organs on the black market. Nice!
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#199216 - 11/03/06 07:55 PM Re: Porn Star Wife required:
Y-T Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 05/29/06
Posts: 364
Loc: Promoting black on black viole...
Quote "I love to travel and explore new cultures.:

Life must be rough on the inside

http://www.prisonpenpals.com/361663.html

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#199217 - 11/03/06 08:00 PM Re: Porn Star Wife required:
Y-T Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 05/29/06
Posts: 364
Loc: Promoting black on black viole...
Erin Barnum

Convicted Of - Conspiracy to Manufacture Meth

Release Date - 2010




http://www.prisonpenpals.org/30491177.html

I gotta go, to be continued.................

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