Now a lot of you know that Lex and I aren't exactly the closest people in the world, he has ruined 2 of my cars and 3 of my mailboxes along with my patience for black people, But i found this little gem from a few months back of big lex trying to pump himself up as the donald trump of porn.

"The biggest mistake people make is thinking of me as Lexington Steele the performer instead of Lexington Steele the entrepreneur."

I think of him as neither, he can't fuck worth a shit and hes missing a large chunk out of the head of his penis and the nigga is ugly,


"When I was growing up," he said, "I wanted to be a businessman. I wanted to run a company. It so happens that a talent I have in another area has allowed me to be that businessman. But people forget that I was a broker as well. That's a business. That's a cutthroat business. When you're at (brokerage) Oppenheimer the philosophy is 'It's OK if you don't work, as long as you don't mind not eating'."

im a good at business, i have a nice shinny table and old oak chair, and look a camera, and all good business men have model car at the back and big fish tank (out of shot) and i drink snapple too




"No, but I had an epiphany about three months ago," he said.

"I had been thinking it was time to get out of performing. Don't get me wrong, I love having sex with beautiful young women, but I like being behind this desk more (and I can always have sex with beautiful young women). So I was driving up La Cienega and I passed these young guys doing construction at a Burger King. It was about 100 degrees out and they were doing construction on La Cienega Boulevard. I thought, 'these guys should be out chasing pussy, and yet...' So I decided right there to quit bitching about my job."


Very deep lex, you inspire us all

he's no wes pipes, he's more like a sean michaels wannabe.

He looks like Snowshoes from Charlie Chan in Egypt

Monkey and Lex, in happier times

Hey...he aint ugly; in Equatorial Africa!

I also just noticed in this pic that lex likes to buy his ass tampons in bulk down near the bottom left corner.

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he's no wes pipes, he's more like a sean michaels wannabe.

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sean michaels can at least fuck and deep down knows he sucks ass at directing.

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Monkey and Lex, in happier times

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that nigga was an alcoholic pervert working as a security guard at a nut house, talk about stereotyping a brother in the 70's, danny devito was fucking hot in that movie.

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I SERIOUSLY have never met a succesful Black Broker....people with real money dont trust black people.

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dear lord the world must be nearing its end when I start agreeing with da burg, there can be successful black lawyers because black celebrities fuck up a lot and love to use black lawyers as it helps with their color defense but famous black people don't invest money in things like property and stocks because theres far too many cars with tvs in the head rests that need to be bought.

Goood, good times. And will be again.