Now a lot of you know that Lex and I aren't exactly the closest people in the world, he has ruined 2 of my cars and 3 of my mailboxes along with my patience for black people, But i found this little gem from a few months back of big lex trying to pump himself up as the donald trump of porn.

"The biggest mistake people make is thinking of me as Lexington Steele the performer instead of Lexington Steele the entrepreneur."

I think of him as neither, he can't fuck worth a shit and hes missing a large chunk out of the head of his penis and the nigga is ugly,


"When I was growing up," he said, "I wanted to be a businessman. I wanted to run a company. It so happens that a talent I have in another area has allowed me to be that businessman. But people forget that I was a broker as well. That's a business. That's a cutthroat business. When you're at (brokerage) Oppenheimer the philosophy is 'It's OK if you don't work, as long as you don't mind not eating'."

im a good at business, i have a nice shinny table and old oak chair, and look a camera, and all good business men have model car at the back and big fish tank (out of shot) and i drink snapple too




"No, but I had an epiphany about three months ago," he said.

"I had been thinking it was time to get out of performing. Don't get me wrong, I love having sex with beautiful young women, but I like being behind this desk more (and I can always have sex with beautiful young women). So I was driving up La Cienega and I passed these young guys doing construction at a Burger King. It was about 100 degrees out and they were doing construction on La Cienega Boulevard. I thought, 'these guys should be out chasing pussy, and yet...' So I decided right there to quit bitching about my job."


Very deep lex, you inspire us all