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#198993 - 10/31/06 10:18 PM
Break through in Attractive Vagina Research
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
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Thanks to generous funding from the Micahel J Fox foundation I've been able to spend some time furthering my research on attractive vaginas and the links to the faces they are attached to and we had a break through. We realized that in 90% of all cases the more attractive the face on the woman the more attractive the vagina is by itself. We showed 1000 random men and women 30 pictures of vaginas 15 attached to attractive women and 15 attached to padova type women and 13 of the 15 attractive women's vagina's placed in the top 17, a remarkable statistic, the other two finished on average 21 and 23 D minus on the face solid D on the vagina  B plus on the face and a solid B on the slight view of the vagina  C minus on the grill and c minus of the vagina  A minus on the face solid B on the vagina 
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#198994 - 10/31/06 11:51 PM
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 01/12/05
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You'd think with the way some vaginas look, maintenance on it would be akin to defusing a bomb. Cleanliness, or at least the appearence of, doesn't require a Michaelangelo touch. That said, some vaginas just have little-to-no hope regardless of who they're attached to -- case in point, Hannah Harper. Gorgeous chick, but at times her vag looks a little soggy and it's usually inflamed (no doubt due to lack of lubrication, natural or otherwise).
Vaginal acne (Vacne?) is disgusting and there's no excuse for it when waxing and laser hair removal are options.
Then, sometimes, there's a girl with a not-so-great face but a killer vagina. Sydnee Steele, for example. (I think we've been down this road before, Monkey.)
But for the most part you're correct. Pretty much every girl in porn that gets me going is attractive above the equator as well as below. Anita Blond, April Flowers/Summers and Racquel Darrian are just a few beauties off the top of my head who have really snazzy looking vaginas.
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#198995 - 11/01/06 12:37 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
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You'd think with the way some vaginas look, maintenance on it would be akin to defusing a bomb. Cleanliness, or at least the appearence of, doesn't require a Michaelangelo touch. That said, some vaginas just have little-to-no hope regardless of who they're attached to -- case in point, Hannah Harper. Gorgeous chick, but at times her vag looks a little soggy and it's usually inflamed (no doubt due to lack of lubrication, natural or otherwise).
Vaginal acne (Vacne?) is disgusting and there's no excuse for it when waxing and laser hair removal are options.
Then, sometimes, there's a girl with a not-so-great face but a killer vagina. Sydnee Steele, for example. (I think we've been down this road before, Monkey.)
But for the most part you're correct. Pretty much every girl in porn that gets me going is attractive above the equator as well as below. Anita Blond, April Flowers/Summers and Racquel Darrian are just a few beauties off the top of my head who have really snazzy looking vaginas.
vacne. 
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#198996 - 11/01/06 03:09 AM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 10/21/05
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C minus on the grill and c minus of the vagina
This girl looks like a latina version of Sasha Grey + 100lbs.
Getting back on topic, the girl with the nicest looking vagina would undoubtedly be Scar 13...its perfect pinkness is only further enhanced by the fact she has almost no skin pigment!
  
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#198997 - 11/01/06 10:27 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 10/30/06
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Loc: Neither here, nor there.
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#199000 - 11/01/06 09:20 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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You'd think with the way some vaginas look, maintenance on it would be akin to defusing a bomb. Cleanliness, or at least the appearence of, doesn't require a Michaelangelo touch. That said, some vaginas just have little-to-no hope regardless of who they're attached to -- case in point, Hannah Harper. Gorgeous chick, but at times her vag looks a little soggy and it's usually inflamed (no doubt due to lack of lubrication, natural or otherwise).
Vaginal acne (Vacne?) is disgusting and there's no excuse for it when waxing and laser hair removal are options.
Then, sometimes, there's a girl with a not-so-great face but a killer vagina. Sydnee Steele, for example. (I think we've been down this road before, Monkey.)
But for the most part you're correct. Pretty much every girl in porn that gets me going is attractive above the equator as well as below. Anita Blond, April Flowers/Summers and Racquel Darrian are just a few beauties off the top of my head who have really snazzy looking vaginas.
Sydnee Steele is a great call. She always came proper, she actually willed herself to be more attractive then she really was, she was like a vivid contract star for years despite not really being blessed with the most beautiful face, but she never looked all over the place like the current 18-19-20 year olds in the biz who look like they've slept under a bus for a week.
red heads have a distinct disadvantage in the vagina race, but ive never found lohan attractive anyway, I've never got the fascination with her, she made a few disney movies and given the pub she gets you'd think she has 3 oscars, what has she really done?, if she wasn't famous would you give her a second look at a club?.
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#199001 - 11/03/06 06:49 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 12/09/05
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red heads have a distinct disadvantage in the vagina race, but ive never found lohan attractive anyway, I've never got the fascination with her, she made a few disney movies and given the pub she gets you'd think she has 3 oscars, what has she really done?, if she wasn't famous would you give her a second look at a club?.
the only hot redhead is the chick from mythbusters, and even that is only because she is constantly smiling.
the world today is full of celebrities who don't deserve half the notoriety they recieve, and lohan is a fine example. tabloids writing about her promiscuity/eating disorder/drunkeness have kept her career afloat for 2 years. careful manipulation of the popular media is all that's required today for a career in entertainment- the old adage of any publicity being good publicity still holds true, with the added bonus of there being a lot more avenues of media available to exploit. look at paris or kfed, universally hated and made fun of in both the mainstream and underground media as well as the internet, yet it only causes to increase their notoriety. this avenue to fame is decreasing in america due to the already high level of attention whores, however fly to britain and due to the inherant social conservatism due to centuries of classism and it becomes easier to stand out and be noticed. similar to a scab, the only way to defeat these people is to ignore them- scratching the itch by calling paris a whore only increases her "fame".
as to lohan, redhead, pale and freckles is not the right combination to attract me, throw in an eating disorder and she's almost done. however, obviously i'd hit it purely for her money and fame, and she's got a cute enough face that if she's was a nobody and out at a club i probably still would.
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#199002 - 11/03/06 07:49 PM
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aka Gen Padova
Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/20/03
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Back in the day when Bob's Classy Lady still existed, Scar would show up weekly to participate in the 'amateur' contests. She was actually a nice intellectual chick unlike most strippers. I felt bad that she hardly ever won, probably because not many people favor the 'goth' look but she was great at what she did. And she definitely had plenty of scars, esp on her back I'd assume from severe whipping and caning. Her pale skin despite the scars, is/was very flawless looking. Always glowed. I've always wanted to ask about the scars but didn't have the cruel heart to do so. Leave it to the imagination I guess.
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#199003 - 11/04/06 02:00 AM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
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careful manipulation of the popular media is all that's required today for a career in entertainment- the old adage of any publicity being good publicity still holds true, with the added bonus of there being a lot more avenues of media available to exploit. look at paris or kfed, universally hated and made fun of in both the mainstream and underground media as well as the internet, yet it only causes to increase their notoriety. this avenue to fame is decreasing in america due to the already high level of attention whores, however fly to britain and due to the inherant social conservatism due to centuries of classism and it becomes easier to stand out and be noticed. similar to a scab, the only way to defeat these people is to ignore them- scratching the itch by calling paris a whore only increases her "fame".
So very, very true Eddie...I live in Britain and hardly watch TV anymore due to the incessant flow of 'Celebrity Reality Shows' featuring non-entities whose only claim to fame is having slept with someone famous.
Having said that, I'd pay to see Celebrity Bukkake (of either variety) or Celebrity Ultimate Fighter. 
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#199005 - 11/04/06 01:49 PM
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