Grammy Poonantey writes:

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Eon McKai, writing from Berlin where his Girls Lie debuted at the Venus Fair, joined forces with Buck Angel in denouncing the United States.


"Fuck the U.S.A.," McKai said. "I'm selling my shit here."


"Germans are into shit," I noted, all cosmopolitan.


Striving to make his point, McKai added that man-with-a-pussy Buck Angel agreed.


"Buck Angel feels the same," McKai said.


"Feels the same what?"


I can't tell you how many people try to convince me to do something just because Buck Angel has done it. It sucks.


"Would you like french fries?"


"No."


"Buck Angel, the man with a pussy, likes them."


"Fine."


While in Berlin, McKai was interviewed by the German media outlet Der Spiegel about the sexual weltshmerz that is steveporn, and revealed that he joined Vivid for its college loan repayment program.



Eor, welcome to the klub of sumt fkaes. You pathetic piece of shit. If you don't make an alt.porn about tattoed whores being pissed on while raped by Dachshunds, those kinky German perverts will turn on you faster than the Kristalnacht...{rummages around...where are those Hitler photos when I need them?}

Btu ewe shuud knowe thaaat...ewe wnet too kowlegge/