1.) hey gia, i have an idea: since you're the half- pakistani martha stewart, and i'm the one- quarter irish, one-quarter hungarian, half- ukrainian martha stewart, we should do a movie called "shabby chic lesbian bukkake" (i have managed to post the word "bukkake" on xpt a record THREE times in less than 24 hours! bukkake is my most favorite word. it makes me smile. whenever i'm blue, i say "bukkake"; it's like instant sunshine!). anyway, in the movie, we could piss-- i mean squirt-- all over each other ... then you could fist my ass while i repeatedly scream, "it's a good thing!, it's a good thing!". Then we could decoupage something together, and perhaps even construct an entire snow village out of pretzel sticks and licorice, substituting our own ejaculate for modge podge glue and royal icing, respectively. what do you think?
2.) as an aside, i had not one, not two, but three girlfriends of mine call me up in the few days preceeding halloween; each of them said they wanted to be "whores" for halloween and so could they please come over and raid my closet? i would have been offended, if i wasn't wearing a t- shirt that said "I (heart) DING DONGS" when the first one called.