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#198935 - 10/31/06 03:06 PM My Halloween started Saturday & still going strong
gia jordan Porn Jesus Registered: 09/07/05 Posts: 14160 Loc: NYC	I was border patrol and accessorized with a real live foreigner. Ok, he's a citizen and Hispanic, but he didn't wanna cooperate with the sombrero and poncho I bought him. I had to turn him into some kinda foreigner so I made him a suicide bomber costume. That's right, I'm the half-Pakistani Martha Stewart. I talked to my people and promised them 2 camels in trade for making fun of their religion, so it's all good and no harm. Here's a few of my faves: Chico & I (No, we are NOT dating. His penis is too big for me.) Sierra Sinn & Hillary Scott Alexa Lynn and Dane Mia Rose Halloween is the hotness! See the rest of my pics on AVN.COM! _________________________ "What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#198936 - 10/31/06 03:22 PM Re: My Halloween started Saturday & still going strong
Saevus Maximus Gay For Pay Registered: 04/19/03 Posts: 1083 Loc: In the corner, cutting myself.	Quote: Chico & I (No, we are NOT dating. His penis is too big for me.) Tell us the truth Gia. Your afraid to date him because when he gets angry you dont want him to beat you, Chico style. Edited by Saevus Maximus (10/31/06 03:24 PM) _________________________ "Rape one baby and they label you a child molester. It's a cruel world brother." Skeeter Kerkove
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#198937 - 10/31/06 03:28 PM Re: My Halloween started Saturday & still going strong
LouCypher @ Porn Jesus Registered: 10/19/06 Posts: 9958 Loc: fortified	Quote: I was border patrol and accessorized with a real live foreigner. Ok, he's a citizen and Hispanic, but he didn't wanna cooperate with the sombrero and poncho I bought him. I had to turn him into some kinda foreigner so I made him a suicide bomber costume. That's right, I'm the half-Pakistani Martha Stewart. I talked to my people and promised them 2 camels in trade for making fun of their religion, so it's all good and no harm. Here's a few of my faves: Chico & I (No, we are NOT dating. His penis is too big for me.) In keeping with the terrorist theme you should refer to it as his "boomstick". Edited by LouCypher (10/31/06 03:32 PM) _________________________ i just lock, load, and regret. - jamesn
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#198938 - 10/31/06 05:03 PM Re: My Halloween started Saturday & still going st
fuglyjohn Ed Hardy Wearing Loser Registered: 10/17/06 Posts: 41	Nice pics Gia. Especially the ones of Hillary Scott and Alexa Lynn. What was Alexa Lynn supposed to be dressed as anyway?
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#198939 - 10/31/06 05:44 PM Re: My Halloween started Saturday & still going st
Gigi Porn Fucking Master Registered: 05/18/06 Posts: 3555	i was trick or treating with the kids and thought of a joke: what kind of porn does a ghost like best? Boo- kake. ha. _________________________ "I'm going to spend the rest of the weekend deep frying the fuck out of anything that gets in my way." --Handful
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#198940 - 10/31/06 05:52 PM Re: My Halloween started Saturday & still going st
zenman Porn Jesus Registered: 08/26/03 Posts: 8160 Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana	Quote: i was trick or treating with the kids and thought of a joke: what kind of porn does a ghost like best? Boo- kake. ha. That's funny. I'm going to start jerking off to yor pics. _________________________ "All my years in p*rn didn't quite prepare me for childbirth. I mistakenly thought all the stretching I did would make this easier."
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#198941 - 10/31/06 05:54 PM Re: My Halloween started Saturday & still going st
Eddie Normous Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer Registered: 12/09/05 Posts: 1291	halloween in australia is a non event, except amongst 12 year old girls raised on a diet of "the oc" and aaron carter (who is clearly shaggy from scooby doo without even the vaguest semblance of coolness. shaggy was a p.i.m.p.) nice pictures by the way gia, and smart strategic move posting them in general porn talk, i feel compelled to be nice. mia looks cute and courtney is as always:
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#198942 - 10/31/06 06:05 PM Re: My Halloween started Saturday & still going st
c62 Human Garbage Registered: 07/05/04 Posts: 1545 Loc: In the tree outside Gia Jordan...	Hey dane, isn't it embarrassing when you don't get the word its a costume party and you're the only one without a costume? _________________________ If cum was concrete, Quasarman would have a four lane freeway going down his throat. - pariah
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#198943 - 10/31/06 06:06 PM Re: My Halloween started Saturday & still going st
k1ng Porn Jesus Registered: 03/22/06 Posts: 6557 Loc: 2004 - the glory days	Nice, lol, the pin on that girl dressed as a plumber(?) reads "we polish pipes". _________________________ "You are the worst poster in xpt yet I can't stop talking about you" - smelly monkey
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#198944 - 10/31/06 06:09 PM Re: My Halloween started Saturday & still going st
zenman Porn Jesus Registered: 08/26/03 Posts: 8160 Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana	Quote: Gia forgive my cluelessness, but what the fuck are you dressed as? You look like a cop in a world run by rappers. The point of Hallowe'en is that you're dress up as "something else". These girls are dressed as whores. Have I made my point? Sierra Sinn & Hillary Scott _________________________ "All my years in p*rn didn't quite prepare me for childbirth. I mistakenly thought all the stretching I did would make this easier."
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#198945 - 10/31/06 06:11 PM Re: My Halloween started Saturday & still going st
ChickenMaster Demon Spawn Registered: 07/07/04 Posts: 3178	Quote: smart strategic move posting them in general porn talk, i feel compelled to be nice. mia looks cute and courtney is as always:
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#198946 - 10/31/06 06:17 PM Re: My Halloween started Saturday & still going st
Dane AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 07/06/05 Posts: 591 Loc: South of Heaven	Quote: Hey dane, isn't it embarrassing when you don't get the word its a costume party and you're the only one without a costume? yeah it was quite the surprise. good thing Alexa Lynns awesome costume made up for it _________________________ that's hot- paris hilton
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#198947 - 10/31/06 06:19 PM Re: My Halloween started Saturday & still going st
Eddie Normous Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer Registered: 12/09/05 Posts: 1291	Quote: Quote: smart strategic move posting them in general porn talk, i feel compelled to be nice. mia looks cute and courtney is as always: you're my conscience, always ready to bring me back to reality.
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#198948 - 10/31/06 07:41 PM Re: My Halloween started Saturday & still going st
Bornyo Porn Jesus Registered: 09/23/04 Posts: 10321	Quote: Hey dane, isn't it embarrassing when you don't get the word its a costume party and you're the only one without a costume? Next year go as Al Franken
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#198949 - 10/31/06 07:54 PM Re: My Halloween started Saturday & still going st
Cleetus VanDamme Porn Jesus Registered: 04/19/04 Posts: 7888 Loc: Carpathian Mountains	I'm afraid Chico is going to have to go into the camp _________________________ "Some say I'm lazy and others say that is just me. Some say I'm crazy, I guess I'll always be"
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#198950 - 10/31/06 08:19 PM Re: My Halloween started Saturday & still going st
zenman Porn Jesus Registered: 08/26/03 Posts: 8160 Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana	Quote: I'm afraid Chico is going to have to go into the camp Reserve this guy a single at the Gitmo Hilton. _________________________ "All my years in p*rn didn't quite prepare me for childbirth. I mistakenly thought all the stretching I did would make this easier."
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#198951 - 10/31/06 10:58 PM Re: My Halloween started Saturday & still going st
Dane AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 07/06/05 Posts: 591 Loc: South of Heaven	Quote: Quote: Hey dane, isn't it embarrassing when you don't get the word its a costume party and you're the only one without a costume? Next year go as Al Franken i do listen to a lot of air america _________________________ that's hot- paris hilton
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#198952 - 10/31/06 11:52 PM Re: My Halloween started Saturday & still going st
fuck off and die AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 09/14/05 Posts: 467 Loc: in a place where I can kill u ...	I HAD A WONDERFUL WEEKEND HAPPY HALLOWEEN GIA!!!!! AND EVERYONE ELSE!! _________________________ The funny thing to me is...my skin cleared up...but u still r and always will b fat, unhappy, and alone cause u r so hidious u can't even get a $20 hooker to suck u off Ur mom hates u
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#198953 - 11/01/06 06:07 AM Re: My Halloween started Saturday & still going st
Gigi Porn Fucking Master Registered: 05/18/06 Posts: 3555	1.) hey gia, i have an idea: since you're the half- pakistani martha stewart, and i'm the one- quarter irish, one-quarter hungarian, half- ukrainian martha stewart, we should do a movie called "shabby chic lesbian bukkake" (i have managed to post the word "bukkake" on xpt a record THREE times in less than 24 hours! bukkake is my most favorite word. it makes me smile. whenever i'm blue, i say "bukkake"; it's like instant sunshine!). anyway, in the movie, we could piss-- i mean squirt-- all over each other ... then you could fist my ass while i repeatedly scream, "it's a good thing!, it's a good thing!". Then we could decoupage something together, and perhaps even construct an entire snow village out of pretzel sticks and licorice, substituting our own ejaculate for modge podge glue and royal icing, respectively. what do you think? 2.) as an aside, i had not one, not two, but three girlfriends of mine call me up in the few days preceeding halloween; each of them said they wanted to be "whores" for halloween and so could they please come over and raid my closet? i would have been offended, if i wasn't wearing a t- shirt that said "I (heart) DING DONGS" when the first one called. _________________________ "I'm going to spend the rest of the weekend deep frying the fuck out of anything that gets in my way." --Handful
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#198954 - 11/01/06 07:13 AM Re: My Halloween started Saturday & still going st
steveb Bukkake Boy Registered: 12/28/05 Posts: 662	Quote: Nice, lol, the pin on that girl dressed as a plumber(?) reads "we polish pipes". That's Jada Fire. She can polish my pipes any day and I'll rotoroot hers in return. Polish those faucets for her too. _________________________ "Please post pics as attachments instead of just image links. I wanna see the whore's box. Not a box". - Gia Jordan
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#198955 - 11/01/06 10:38 AM Re: My Halloween started Saturday & still going st
Cleetus VanDamme Porn Jesus Registered: 04/19/04 Posts: 7888 Loc: Carpathian Mountains	Quote: Quote: i was trick or treating with the kids and thought of a joke: what kind of porn does a ghost like best? Boo- kake. ha. That's funny. I'm going to start jerking off to yor pics. THere are pics? links please _________________________ "Some say I'm lazy and others say that is just me. Some say I'm crazy, I guess I'll always be"
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#198956 - 11/01/06 05:04 PM Re: My Halloween started Saturday & still going st
Sergio T. Porn Jesus Registered: 07/20/03 Posts: 5256 Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy	Quote: I'm afraid Chico is going to have to go into the camp Camp was a cakewalk. Sheik Chico is now free. _________________________
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#198957 - 11/01/06 05:19 PM Re: My Halloween started Saturday & still going st
c62 Human Garbage Registered: 07/05/04 Posts: 1545 Loc: In the tree outside Gia Jordan...	Quote: Quote: Next year go as Al Franken i do listen to a lot of air america Not for long, they're days are numbered. Even the Lefty Libs are owning up to the end. _________________________ If cum was concrete, Quasarman would have a four lane freeway going down his throat. - pariah
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#198958 - 11/01/06 05:24 PM Re: My Halloween started Saturday & still going st
zenman Porn Jesus Registered: 08/26/03 Posts: 8160 Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana	.... Attachments 190324-gonzogirl189683-july.jpg (13 downloads) _________________________ "All my years in p*rn didn't quite prepare me for childbirth. I mistakenly thought all the stretching I did would make this easier."
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#198959 - 11/01/06 05:44 PM Re: My Halloween started Saturday & still going st
Cindi Loftus Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 01/24/05 Posts: 326 Loc: Fort Lauderdale, FL	Gia- You did an excellent job with those pics! You were born for porn...photograpy! check your messages. xoxo, Cindi _________________________ Good people will do good things. Bad people will do bad things. But for good people to do bad things you must add religion. Steven weinberg Nobel prize winner in physics
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#198960 - 11/01/06 06:48 PM Re: My Halloween started Saturday & still going st
c62 Human Garbage Registered: 07/05/04 Posts: 1545 Loc: In the tree outside Gia Jordan...	jrv was there as well. Also brought his son. I guess it was father/son kind of thing. Attachments 190344-CanYouSpotJRV.jpg (6 downloads) _________________________ If cum was concrete, Quasarman would have a four lane freeway going down his throat. - pariah
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#198961 - 11/01/06 08:09 PM Re: My Halloween started Saturday & still going st
Dane AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 07/06/05 Posts: 591 Loc: South of Heaven	Quote: Quote: Quote: Next year go as Al Franken i do listen to a lot of air america Not for long, they're days are numbered. Even the Lefty Libs are owning up to the end. yeah it's sad but not really Al Franken is the only thing air american had going. The rest of the shows were lack luster. Good photos Gia! _________________________ that's hot- paris hilton
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#198962 - 11/01/06 11:58 PM Re: My Halloween started Saturday & still going st
Choda Boy Rob Black's Crack Pipe Registered: 09/18/05 Posts: 138 Loc: Nunyo Biznass	GIA! _________________________ "If it has tits or wheels, it's gonna give you problems."
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#198963 - 11/02/06 07:44 AM Re: My Halloween started Saturday & still going st
Bad_Bad Bukkake Boy Registered: 01/26/06 Posts: 624	Just because it seems no one has realized it, whatshisname is supposed to be a funboy from "The Clockwork Orange" _________________________ The only thing I have to look forward to is a terminal illness. Killer Rabbit
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#198964 - 11/02/06 07:49 AM Re: My Halloween started Saturday & still going st
Gigi Porn Fucking Master Registered: 05/18/06 Posts: 3555	i have a new joke, this one straight out of a joke book my third- grade son brought home from catholic school: Q: what's a monster's favorite game? A: swallow the leader! my tuition dollars at work _________________________ "I'm going to spend the rest of the weekend deep frying the fuck out of anything that gets in my way." --Handful
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#198965 - 11/02/06 09:18 AM Re: My Halloween started Saturday & still going st
Jeff Steward Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/03 Posts: 7408 Loc: JM Productions	Quote: i have a new joke, this one straight out of a joke book my third- grade son brought home from catholic school: Q: what's a monster's favorite game? A: swallow the leader! my tuition dollars at work You have a typo in your post.It should read Monstar . _________________________ all women should be victims of something, because they lied. - big moose
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#198966 - 11/02/06 09:28 AM Re: My Halloween started Saturday & still going st
Gigi Porn Fucking Master Registered: 05/18/06 Posts: 3555	Quote: Quote: i have a new joke, this one straight out of a joke book my third- grade son brought home from catholic school: Q: what's a monster's favorite game? A: swallow the leader! my tuition dollars at work You have a typo in your post.It should read Monstar . monstar, do you want to me to jeff for you? it has been suggested that even the girls who post here are petty and angry, so i guess i'll start _________________________ "I'm going to spend the rest of the weekend deep frying the fuck out of anything that gets in my way." --Handful
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#198967 - 11/02/06 09:33 AM Re: My Halloween started Saturday & still going st
Bornyo Porn Jesus Registered: 09/23/04 Posts: 10321	Quote: Just because it seems no one has realized it, whatshisname is supposed to be a funboy from "The Clockwork Orange" I was wondering which dumb mother-fucker would be the first to point out the obvious. WillieD I win the bet- pay up!
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#198968 - 11/02/06 10:07 AM Re: My Halloween started Saturday & still going st
RenfieldGyps Porn Jesus Registered: 12/28/05 Posts: 4726 Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...	Quote: Quote: Just because it seems no one has realized it, whatshisname is supposed to be a funboy from "The Clockwork Orange" I was wondering which dumb mother-fucker would be the first to point out the obvious. WillieD I win the bet- pay up!
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#198969 - 11/02/06 10:11 AM Re: My Halloween started Saturday & still going st
Monstar Porn Jesus Registered: 03/28/04 Posts: 4450 Loc: The Planet Houston	Quote: Quote: i have a new joke, this one straight out of a joke book my third- grade son brought home from catholic school: Q: what's a monster's favorite game? A: swallow the leader! my tuition dollars at work You have a typo in your post.It should read Monstar . LOL. i was waiting to see who would be the first to do that. WillieD I win the bet- pay up! _________________________ ContactPornStars.com TheStarFactoryEnt.com
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#198970 - 11/02/06 12:52 PM Re: My Halloween started Saturday & still going strong
ben Pervert Registered: 09/06/03 Posts: 2042 Loc: Ceara's bunny cage	Quote: : Is there still a reward available for turning in Osama?
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#198971 - 11/02/06 01:36 PM Re: My Halloween started Saturday & still going st
Bad_Bad Bukkake Boy Registered: 01/26/06 Posts: 624	Quote: Quote: Just because it seems no one has realized it, whatshisname is supposed to be a funboy from "The Clockwork Orange" I was wondering which dumb mother-fucker would be the first to point out the obvious. WillieD I win the bet- pay up! Someone's got to point out the obvious, just like someone got to think Willie D is going to pay up. _________________________ The only thing I have to look forward to is a terminal illness. Killer Rabbit
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#198972 - 11/02/06 02:46 PM Re: My Halloween started Saturday & still going st
Vukmir Vukmir Bukkake Boy Registered: 04/21/03 Posts: 675 Loc: Belgrade	nice gia .... all the people who are freakish and grim in luke ford's shots are fun and hot in yours. ::inshallah::
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#198973 - 11/02/06 02:53 PM Re: My Halloween started Saturday & still going st
loopnode Porn Jesus Registered: 01/12/05 Posts: 7322 Loc: The Children's Limbo	These tits look weird. Whats wrong with them? _________________________ I hit her with the hammer on top of the head. She made a lot of noise and kept on making noise, so I hit her again.
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#198974 - 11/02/06 03:18 PM Re: My Halloween started Saturday & still going st
LouCypher @ Porn Jesus Registered: 10/19/06 Posts: 9958 Loc: fortified	Quote: These tits look weird. Whats wrong with them? Answer:They aren't bouncin off my face? Ohh I'm sorry,wait, What is,"Why aren't GonzoGirls tits bouncin off my face?" Lol...just kiddin...her tits are fine l00p..plus she's "one of us"..haha leave it at that. _________________________ i just lock, load, and regret. - jamesn
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#198975 - 11/02/06 04:40 PM Re: My Halloween started Saturday & still going st
DuckHunt Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 10/27/05 Posts: 322	Quote: plus she's "one of us"..haha leave it at that. use niggaz is blatant. I mean... UR 2 talky. I mean... Buy my new platinum X dvd! It's facialicous! I mean... Fucking character slips.
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#198976 - 11/02/06 04:54 PM Re: My Halloween started Saturday & still going st
Sergio T. Porn Jesus Registered: 07/20/03 Posts: 5256 Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy	Quote: Quote: : Is there still a reward available for turning in Osama? Silence you infidel dog. Everyone here at XPT would love for me to kill you. _________________________
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#198977 - 11/02/06 04:58 PM Re: My Halloween started Saturday & still going st
LouCypher @ Porn Jesus Registered: 10/19/06 Posts: 9958 Loc: fortified	Quote: Quote: Quote: : Is there still a reward available for turning in Osama? Silence you infidel dog. Everyone here at XPT would love for me to kill you. I think she has more experience "beHeading" people than you Chico..Just sayin d00d. _________________________ i just lock, load, and regret. - jamesn
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