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I was border patrol and accessorized with a real live foreigner. Ok, he's a citizen and Hispanic, but he didn't wanna cooperate with the sombrero and poncho I bought him. I had to turn him into some kinda foreigner so I made him a suicide bomber costume. That's right, I'm the half-Pakistani Martha Stewart. I talked to my people and promised them 2 camels in trade for making fun of their religion, so it's all good and no harm.

Here's a few of my faves:



Chico & I (No, we are NOT dating. His penis is too big for me.)









In keeping with the terrorist theme you should refer to it as his "boomstick".