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#198935 - 10/31/06 03:06 PM My Halloween started Saturday & still going strong
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
I was border patrol and accessorized with a real live foreigner. Ok, he's a citizen and Hispanic, but he didn't wanna cooperate with the sombrero and poncho I bought him. I had to turn him into some kinda foreigner so I made him a suicide bomber costume. That's right, I'm the half-Pakistani Martha Stewart. I talked to my people and promised them 2 camels in trade for making fun of their religion, so it's all good and no harm.

Here's a few of my faves:



Chico & I (No, we are NOT dating. His penis is too big for me.)



Sierra Sinn & Hillary Scott


Alexa Lynn and Dane


Mia Rose

Halloween is the hotness!

See the rest of my pics on AVN.COM!
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#198936 - 10/31/06 03:22 PM Re: My Halloween started Saturday & still going strong
Saevus Maximus Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 04/19/03
Posts: 1083
Loc: In the corner, cutting myself.
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Chico & I (No, we are NOT dating. His penis is too big for me.)







Tell us the truth Gia. Your afraid to date him because when he gets angry you dont want him to beat you, Chico style.


Edited by Saevus Maximus (10/31/06 03:24 PM)
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#198937 - 10/31/06 03:28 PM Re: My Halloween started Saturday & still going strong
LouCypher Offline
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Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
Quote:

I was border patrol and accessorized with a real live foreigner. Ok, he's a citizen and Hispanic, but he didn't wanna cooperate with the sombrero and poncho I bought him. I had to turn him into some kinda foreigner so I made him a suicide bomber costume. That's right, I'm the half-Pakistani Martha Stewart. I talked to my people and promised them 2 camels in trade for making fun of their religion, so it's all good and no harm.

Here's a few of my faves:



Chico & I (No, we are NOT dating. His penis is too big for me.)









In keeping with the terrorist theme you should refer to it as his "boomstick".




Edited by LouCypher (10/31/06 03:32 PM)
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#198938 - 10/31/06 05:03 PM Re: My Halloween started Saturday & still going st
fuglyjohn Offline
Ed Hardy Wearing Loser

Registered: 10/17/06
Posts: 41
Nice pics Gia.
Especially the ones of Hillary Scott and Alexa Lynn.

What was Alexa Lynn supposed to be dressed as anyway?

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#198939 - 10/31/06 05:44 PM Re: My Halloween started Saturday & still going st
Gigi Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
i was trick or treating with the kids and thought of a joke: what kind of porn does a ghost like best? Boo- kake. ha.
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#198940 - 10/31/06 05:52 PM Re: My Halloween started Saturday & still going st
zenman Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
Quote:

i was trick or treating with the kids and thought of a joke: what kind of porn does a ghost like best? Boo- kake. ha.




That's funny. I'm going to start jerking off to yor pics.
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#198941 - 10/31/06 05:54 PM Re: My Halloween started Saturday & still going st
Eddie Normous Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 12/09/05
Posts: 1291
halloween in australia is a non event, except amongst 12 year old girls raised on a diet of "the oc" and aaron carter (who is clearly shaggy from scooby doo without even the vaguest semblance of coolness. shaggy was a p.i.m.p.)

nice pictures by the way gia, and smart strategic move posting them in general porn talk, i feel compelled to be nice. mia looks cute and courtney is as always:

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#198942 - 10/31/06 06:05 PM Re: My Halloween started Saturday & still going st
c62 Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 07/05/04
Posts: 1545
Loc: In the tree outside Gia Jordan...

Hey dane, isn't it embarrassing when you don't get the word its a costume party and you're the only one without a costume?
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#198943 - 10/31/06 06:06 PM Re: My Halloween started Saturday & still going st
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
Nice, lol, the pin on that girl dressed as a plumber(?) reads "we polish pipes".
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#198944 - 10/31/06 06:09 PM Re: My Halloween started Saturday & still going st
zenman Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
Quote:


Gia forgive my cluelessness, but what the fuck are you dressed as? You look like a cop in a world run by rappers.



The point of Hallowe'en is that you're dress up as "something else". These girls are dressed as whores. Have I made my point?

Sierra Sinn & Hillary Scott





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#198945 - 10/31/06 06:11 PM Re: My Halloween started Saturday & still going st
ChickenMaster Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
Quote:

smart strategic move posting them in general porn talk, i feel compelled to be nice. mia looks cute and courtney is as always:






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#198946 - 10/31/06 06:17 PM Re: My Halloween started Saturday & still going st
Dane Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 07/06/05
Posts: 591
Loc: South of Heaven
Quote:


Hey dane, isn't it embarrassing when you don't get the word its a costume party and you're the only one without a costume?



yeah it was quite the surprise. good thing Alexa Lynns awesome costume made up for it
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#198947 - 10/31/06 06:19 PM Re: My Halloween started Saturday & still going st
Eddie Normous Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 12/09/05
Posts: 1291
Quote:

Quote:

smart strategic move posting them in general porn talk, i feel compelled to be nice. mia looks cute and courtney is as always:










you're my conscience, always ready to bring me back to reality.

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#198948 - 10/31/06 07:41 PM Re: My Halloween started Saturday & still going st
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Quote:


Hey dane, isn't it embarrassing when you don't get the word its a costume party and you're the only one without a costume?




Next year go as Al Franken

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#198949 - 10/31/06 07:54 PM Re: My Halloween started Saturday & still going st
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
I'm afraid Chico is going to have to go into the camp
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#198950 - 10/31/06 08:19 PM Re: My Halloween started Saturday & still going st
zenman Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
Quote:

I'm afraid Chico is going to have to go into the camp






Reserve this guy a single at the Gitmo Hilton.
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#198951 - 10/31/06 10:58 PM Re: My Halloween started Saturday & still going st
Dane Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 07/06/05
Posts: 591
Loc: South of Heaven
Quote:

Quote:


Hey dane, isn't it embarrassing when you don't get the word its a costume party and you're the only one without a costume?




Next year go as Al Franken




i do listen to a lot of air america
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#198952 - 10/31/06 11:52 PM Re: My Halloween started Saturday & still going st
fuck off and die Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 09/14/05
Posts: 467
Loc: in a place where I can kill u ...

I HAD A WONDERFUL WEEKEND

HAPPY HALLOWEEN GIA!!!!! AND EVERYONE ELSE!!
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#198953 - 11/01/06 06:07 AM Re: My Halloween started Saturday & still going st
Gigi Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
1.) hey gia, i have an idea: since you're the half- pakistani martha stewart, and i'm the one- quarter irish, one-quarter hungarian, half- ukrainian martha stewart, we should do a movie called "shabby chic lesbian bukkake" (i have managed to post the word "bukkake" on xpt a record THREE times in less than 24 hours! bukkake is my most favorite word. it makes me smile. whenever i'm blue, i say "bukkake"; it's like instant sunshine!). anyway, in the movie, we could piss-- i mean squirt-- all over each other ... then you could fist my ass while i repeatedly scream, "it's a good thing!, it's a good thing!". Then we could decoupage something together, and perhaps even construct an entire snow village out of pretzel sticks and licorice, substituting our own ejaculate for modge podge glue and royal icing, respectively. what do you think?
2.) as an aside, i had not one, not two, but three girlfriends of mine call me up in the few days preceeding halloween; each of them said they wanted to be "whores" for halloween and so could they please come over and raid my closet? i would have been offended, if i wasn't wearing a t- shirt that said "I (heart) DING DONGS" when the first one called.
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#198954 - 11/01/06 07:13 AM Re: My Halloween started Saturday & still going st
steveb Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 662
Quote:

Nice, lol, the pin on that girl dressed as a plumber(?) reads "we polish pipes".




That's Jada Fire.



She can polish my pipes any day and I'll rotoroot hers in return.

Polish those faucets for her too.
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#198955 - 11/01/06 10:38 AM Re: My Halloween started Saturday & still going st
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
Quote:

Quote:

i was trick or treating with the kids and thought of a joke: what kind of porn does a ghost like best? Boo- kake. ha.




That's funny. I'm going to start jerking off to yor pics.





THere are pics? links please
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#198956 - 11/01/06 05:04 PM Re: My Halloween started Saturday & still going st
Sergio T. Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 07/20/03
Posts: 5256
Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy
Quote:

I'm afraid Chico is going to have to go into the camp



Camp was a cakewalk. Sheik Chico is now free.
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#198957 - 11/01/06 05:19 PM Re: My Halloween started Saturday & still going st
c62 Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 07/05/04
Posts: 1545
Loc: In the tree outside Gia Jordan...
Quote:

Quote:



Next year go as Al Franken




i do listen to a lot of air america



Not for long, they're days are numbered. Even the Lefty Libs are owning up to the end.
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#198958 - 11/01/06 05:24 PM Re: My Halloween started Saturday & still going st
zenman Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
....


Attachments
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#198959 - 11/01/06 05:44 PM Re: My Halloween started Saturday & still going st
Cindi Loftus Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 01/24/05
Posts: 326
Loc: Fort Lauderdale, FL
Gia- You did an excellent job with those pics! You were born for porn...photograpy! check your messages.
xoxo,
Cindi
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#198960 - 11/01/06 06:48 PM Re: My Halloween started Saturday & still going st
c62 Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 07/05/04
Posts: 1545
Loc: In the tree outside Gia Jordan...
jrv was there as well. Also brought his son. I guess it was father/son kind of thing.


Attachments
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#198961 - 11/01/06 08:09 PM Re: My Halloween started Saturday & still going st
Dane Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 07/06/05
Posts: 591
Loc: South of Heaven
Quote:

Quote:

Quote:



Next year go as Al Franken




i do listen to a lot of air america



Not for long, they're days are numbered. Even the Lefty Libs are owning up to the end.



yeah it's sad but not really Al Franken is the only thing air american had going. The rest of the shows were lack luster.

Good photos Gia!
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#198962 - 11/01/06 11:58 PM Re: My Halloween started Saturday & still going st
Choda Boy Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 09/18/05
Posts: 138
Loc: Nunyo Biznass





GIA!

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#198963 - 11/02/06 07:44 AM Re: My Halloween started Saturday & still going st
Bad_Bad Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 01/26/06
Posts: 624
Just because it seems no one has realized it, whatshisname is supposed to be a funboy from "The Clockwork Orange"
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#198964 - 11/02/06 07:49 AM Re: My Halloween started Saturday & still going st
Gigi Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
i have a new joke, this one straight out of a joke book my third- grade son brought home from catholic school:
Q: what's a monster's favorite game?
A: swallow the leader!
my tuition dollars at work
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#198965 - 11/02/06 09:18 AM Re: My Halloween started Saturday & still going st
Jeff Steward Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
Loc: JM Productions
Quote:

i have a new joke, this one straight out of a joke book my third- grade son brought home from catholic school:
Q: what's a monster's favorite game?
A: swallow the leader!
my tuition dollars at work




You have a typo in your post.It should read Monstar .
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#198966 - 11/02/06 09:28 AM Re: My Halloween started Saturday & still going st
Gigi Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
Quote:

Quote:

i have a new joke, this one straight out of a joke book my third- grade son brought home from catholic school:
Q: what's a monster's favorite game?
A: swallow the leader!
my tuition dollars at work




You have a typo in your post.It should read Monstar .




monstar, do you want to me to jeff for you? it has been suggested that even the girls who post here are petty and angry, so i guess i'll start
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#198967 - 11/02/06 09:33 AM Re: My Halloween started Saturday & still going st
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Quote:

Just because it seems no one has realized it, whatshisname is supposed to be a funboy from "The Clockwork Orange"




I was wondering which dumb mother-fucker would be the first to point out the obvious.

WillieD I win the bet- pay up!

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#198968 - 11/02/06 10:07 AM Re: My Halloween started Saturday & still going st
RenfieldGyps Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
Quote:

Quote:

Just because it seems no one has realized it, whatshisname is supposed to be a funboy from "The Clockwork Orange"




I was wondering which dumb mother-fucker would be the first to point out the obvious.

WillieD I win the bet- pay up!



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#198969 - 11/02/06 10:11 AM Re: My Halloween started Saturday & still going st
Monstar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
Quote:

Quote:

i have a new joke, this one straight out of a joke book my third- grade son brought home from catholic school:
Q: what's a monster's favorite game?
A: swallow the leader!
my tuition dollars at work




You have a typo in your post.It should read Monstar .




LOL. i was waiting to see who would be the first to do that.

WillieD I win the bet- pay up!

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#198970 - 11/02/06 12:52 PM Re: My Halloween started Saturday & still going strong
ben Offline
Pervert

Registered: 09/06/03
Posts: 2042
Loc: Ceara's bunny cage
Quote:

:







Is there still a reward available for turning in Osama?

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#198971 - 11/02/06 01:36 PM Re: My Halloween started Saturday & still going st
Bad_Bad Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 01/26/06
Posts: 624
Quote:

Quote:

Just because it seems no one has realized it, whatshisname is supposed to be a funboy from "The Clockwork Orange"




I was wondering which dumb mother-fucker would be the first to point out the obvious.

WillieD I win the bet- pay up!




Someone's got to point out the obvious, just like someone got to think Willie D is going to pay up.
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#198972 - 11/02/06 02:46 PM Re: My Halloween started Saturday & still going st
Vukmir Vukmir Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 04/21/03
Posts: 675
Loc: Belgrade
nice gia .... all the people who are freakish and grim in luke ford's shots are fun and hot in yours.

::inshallah::

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#198973 - 11/02/06 02:53 PM Re: My Halloween started Saturday & still going st
loopnode Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 7322
Loc: The Children's Limbo


These tits look weird. Whats wrong with them?
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#198974 - 11/02/06 03:18 PM Re: My Halloween started Saturday & still going st
LouCypher Offline
@
Porn Jesus

Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
Quote:



These tits look weird. Whats wrong with them?




Answer:They aren't bouncin off my face? Ohh I'm sorry,wait,
What is,"Why aren't GonzoGirls tits bouncin off my face?"

Lol...just kiddin...her tits are fine l00p..plus she's "one of us"..haha leave it at that.
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#198975 - 11/02/06 04:40 PM Re: My Halloween started Saturday & still going st
DuckHunt Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 10/27/05
Posts: 322
Quote:

plus she's "one of us"..haha leave it at that.





use niggaz is blatant.

I mean...

UR 2 talky.

I mean...

Buy my new platinum X dvd! It's facialicous!

I mean...



Fucking character slips.

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#198976 - 11/02/06 04:54 PM Re: My Halloween started Saturday & still going st
Sergio T. Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 07/20/03
Posts: 5256
Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy
Quote:

Quote:

:







Is there still a reward available for turning in Osama?



Silence you infidel dog. Everyone here at XPT would love for me to kill you.
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#198977 - 11/02/06 04:58 PM Re: My Halloween started Saturday & still going st
LouCypher Offline
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Porn Jesus

Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

:







Is there still a reward available for turning in Osama?



Silence you infidel dog. Everyone here at XPT would love for me to kill you.




I think she has more experience "beHeading" people than you Chico..Just sayin d00d.
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