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#198891 - 10/31/06 09:42 AM
Fuck Montreal
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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Spent a day and a half with a whore from Montreal who somehow made her way to the bay area...She kept ranting about americans being so violent, that we are a culture steeped and saturated in violence.
No shit, but so is the rest of the world. Anyone remember the 1993 Stanley Cup Finals? I had been living in LA for about a year and the Los Angeles Gretzkies had finally made it to the finals against THE Montreal Canadiens...Montreal won in 5 games and the fucking city of Montreal promptly went up in smoke for two days, with about 150 people seriously hurt and something like 45 cars totalled. Sadly, this chick new nothing about Hockey so my point flew over her bobbing head...
Meanwhile, the city of San Fran has been overrun with droves of homeless vagrants. I cant wheel two blocks without being accosted several times for a handout, I feel like the fucking Federal government dealing with Farmers from Iowa/Nebraska/Kansas. Something needs to be done...
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#198892 - 10/31/06 09:51 AM
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
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Most Canadians hate Québécois, I personally wish they would have split.
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#198893 - 10/31/06 10:04 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 7322
Loc: The Children's Limbo
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I know a girl from Hornick, Iowa who gives really good blowjobs.
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#198894 - 10/31/06 11:07 AM
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 07/07/04
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Exfoliants are really good if you have oily skin.
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#198895 - 10/31/06 11:25 AM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 02/18/05
Posts: 1138
Loc: British Colombia
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You made your first mistake trying to speak politics with a woman who had an IQ of trente (30 for you non frenchies). As for them splitting, fuck them, they lost the war and we gave them a province, shut the fuck up and be Canadian. oooor... go back to fucking France! I love French Canadians, hell on average I think they even fuck better, but I fucking hate separatist Quebecois. The only people that are possibly stupider than Fundamentalist Muslims 
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#198897 - 10/31/06 06:32 PM
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Ed Hardy Wearing Loser
Registered: 08/22/06
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#198898 - 10/31/06 10:51 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 02/18/05
Posts: 1138
Loc: British Colombia
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Canadiens suck nut!
You can suck the bleached Maple syrup outta my acorns fuckhead. 
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#198899 - 10/31/06 10:53 PM
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 07/07/04
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Canadiens suck nut!
You can suck the bleached Maple syrup outta my acorns fuckhead.
I have no real loyalties, but I have to agree with lance on this one.
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#198900 - 10/31/06 11:59 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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Sadly, Ive never been to Canada, but I hear good things.
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#198901 - 11/01/06 10:33 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
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I'm guessing the cobblestones in old Montreal got his wheels stuck.
By the way, she's from Montreal, and I think that this picture says more than anything I could:
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#198904 - 11/01/06 12:00 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 02/18/05
Posts: 1138
Loc: British Colombia
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Yet another good thing about Montreal. This one had a throat like I've never experienced. Unfortunatley the director saw fit to feed her Ceasar salad and poutine 20 minuntes before the shoot.  (But sooooo worth it anyway) 
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#198907 - 11/01/06 04:16 PM
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 07/07/04
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Most Canadians hate Québécois, I personally wish they would have split.
Hey Chicken- my myspace doesn't work so well so i cant reply over there. Might have my first 60 before expansion 
Myspace sucks, it crashes firefox for some reason. Québécois have sex with storm drains and shove car exhausts up each others ass.
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#198908 - 11/01/06 04:35 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 02/18/05
Posts: 1138
Loc: British Colombia
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Myspace sucks, it crashes firefox for some reason. Québécois have sex with storm drains and shove car exhausts up each others ass.
It's a part of thier charm. 
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#198910 - 11/01/06 07:33 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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"I'm from Quebec, too...but I'm a little busy getting AIDS right now, could you come back in a little while?" 
Yessssss, PORN in A World Outside Porn...but wait, Who the fuck is that, Lara Roxx?
I've only been to Quebec once for less than a day...back in 1997 I went there to meet some French Company's North American Marketing Director, only to find out the guy was in jail for hitting his wife with a pipe wrench. I spent 6 hours in the Airport bar drinking skunky canadian beer cuz thats all they had on tap and I got stuck in a handicap bathroom stall that was too small to accomodate a cripple with a large upper body and a less-than-sharp-when-bombed turn radius. Ergo, I hate Quebec too....Willie, who did the Nordiques become again? I forget, there are so many hockey teams, fuckin' Battle Creek Michigan is on the NHL short list for future expansion
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#198911 - 11/01/06 08:37 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 11/01/05
Posts: 537
Loc: Holly Randall's garden
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Spent a day and a half with a whore
There's your mistake right there. Just hit it and quit it I say.
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