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There is no irony lost in the fact that most Marines have probably wacked off to Jenna once or twice, but at least they know where to draw the line with a used-up, degnity-extracted whore:

Miramar ball guest cancels; wants to bring porn-star girlfriend

There are only two weeks left until the Marine Corps birthday, and the air station in Miramar doesn’t have a guest of honor for its ball. Ultimate Fighting Championship brawler Tito Ortiz was slated to fill that chair at the beginning of the month, but canceled on Thursday after air station officials asked him to un-invite his girlfriend and date for the event, porn star Jenna Jameson.

“We invited him, and he accepted. Then, it became aware to us that his guest was going to be his girlfriend. Then, we had to make a decision, and the decision made was that she was not an individual or guest that we really felt was appropriate for the Marine Corps ball,” said Maj. Jason Johnston, a spokesman at Marine Corps Air Station Miramar, Calif.

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What a bunch of hypocritical assholes!!! They're not afraid to enforce the "don't ask, don't tell" policy, but then when a female pornstar might be showing up, they don't allow that either. God forbid they see some tits before they get their nuts shot off in the desert...