Damn, could you imagine being her and having to explain that one to the kids later on down the road?
Two things:
1) Can you imagine the faces on the morticians when she has shuffled off this mortal coil, and it comes time to embalm her? There are going to be some polaroids taken that night, let me tell you...
2) Has anybody considered the subliminal effects her tit tattoos might have on her daughters whilst breastfeeding? When they reach adulthood, I for one have no doubt that the sight of a human nipple will act as a post-hypnotic trigger, causing them to act on the messages imprinted onto their subconscious psyche since infanthood.
It will be just like the Manchurian Candidate, only instead of being sleeper assassins, they will be 'sleeper whores'.
Of course, I'm praying to God she doesn't have a son if this true....
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