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#198693 - 10/30/06 01:08 PM
Re: nice makeup, kurt
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Demon Spawn
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#198694 - 10/30/06 05:13 PM
Re: nice makeup, kurt
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/06/06
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Loc: traveling side show
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alex used fake eye lashes in CLO, easier to find and buy, why did kurt use makeup?
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#198699 - 10/31/06 12:34 AM
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Demon Spawn
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kurt blows asian businessmen in karaoke bar bathrooms. fuck all the haters.
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#198702 - 11/04/06 01:06 PM
Re: nice makeup, kurt
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 08/05/06
Posts: 65
Loc: Skid Row, CA, USA
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Met him at the party, had no idea who he was. "Hi what's your name?" "Kurt." "Oh hi, I am Michelle Aston. What is your stage name?" "Kurt...Lockwood." Needless to say he scooted away and didn't talk to me after that.  Oh well, the joys of being new in the jizz industry at 35 and not giving a damn. 
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#198703 - 11/04/06 01:26 PM
Re: nice makeup, kurt
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
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Met him at the party, had no idea who he was.
"Hi what's your name?"
"Kurt."
"Oh hi, I am Michelle Aston. What is your stage name?"
"Kurt...Lockwood."
Needless to say he scooted away and didn't talk to me after that.
Oh well, the joys of being new in the jizz industry at 35 and not giving a damn.
So would you say that the sound of his ego deflating was more like the high-pitched whine of a deflating balloon, or more like the flatulence of a whoppee cushion?
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#198704 - 11/04/06 04:23 PM
Re: nice makeup, kurt
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 08/05/06
Posts: 65
Loc: Skid Row, CA, USA
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Wierd, I just got this in the mail. Is it time to play verbal tennis?!? I think I have a short skirt somewhere...Nah, I am feeling lazy, so I think I am going to watch some fetish porn and drink some green tea. Lordy.
Nov 4 2006 3:58 PM
Subject: RE: TO MY NUMBER ONE FAN!!
Body: Number one fan? No, I just met you at the porn party in Hollywood, and haven't seen your movies, and haven't worked with you yet. I didn't even know who you were because I just got into porn. Good luck with your work and I will see you around perhaps at AVN. Take care.
--Michelle Aston
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Kurt Lockwood - Adult Film Star
Date: Nov 4 2006 3:24 PM
HEY MICHELLE!
HEARD YOU WERE MY NUMBER ONE FAN! JUST SENDIN' THE LOVE RIGHT BACK AT YA!
BEST,
KURT LOCKWOOD
OUCH!
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#198705 - 11/04/06 04:33 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 02/28/06
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#198706 - 11/04/06 04:52 PM
Re: nice makeup, kurt
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 08/05/06
Posts: 65
Loc: Skid Row, CA, USA
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Dude, I don't even know you, nor do I care. I work for whomever hires me. Sorry your boxers got in a bind that I don't know you from the next dick on set. It isn't personal, but if you want it to be, go ahead.  If you want to go around hating me writing gibberish in caps here and there because I don't know you, I really can't be bothered. I just don't care. Twatever.  Body: HEY NUMBER ONE FAN! DON'T BE MODEST! YOU LOVE ME SO MUCH YOU POST NEGATIVELY ABOUT ME ON OTHER BOARDS RIGHT? YOU ARE AWESOME FOR MY P.R.! THANKS, NEWBIE! BTW, REGARDING MEETING YOU AT THE HALLOWEEN PARTY VS. SEEING YOUR PICS. I DIDN'T REALLY REMEMBER UNTIL I THOUGHT WAITAMINUTE OMG THAT'S HER REAL FACE?! I THOUGHT YOU WERE WEARING A FRIGHT MASK AT THE PARTY THAT NIGHT! OOPS! MY BAD! THANKS FOR SAVING ME THE HORROR OF ACCIDENTALLY HIRING YOU AS TALENT FOR ONE OF MY MOVIES! BEST, KURT FUCKIN' LOCKWOOD
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#198707 - 11/04/06 05:00 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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it's ideal, kurt's now shown himself to be vigilantly reading the cage as unregistered then engaging his tormetors in the relative safety of myspace.
if you're going to read the board constantly for negative mentions of your name and then track down someone's myspace to email them about it, the "i'm so rich and get so much pussy i just brush the haters off" doesn't work. if you're above caring about porn boards, why are you sending at least 3 emails in less than 24 hours to posters?
xpt just got itself more clicks from pussy-lurkers.
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#198708 - 11/04/06 06:45 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 08/05/06
Posts: 65
Loc: Skid Row, CA, USA
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#198709 - 11/04/06 10:07 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
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Wierd, I just got this in the mail. Is it time to play verbal tennis?!? I think I have a short skirt somewhere...Nah, I am feeling lazy, so I think I am going to watch some fetish porn and drink some green tea. Lordy.
Nov 4 2006 3:58 PM
Subject: RE: TO MY NUMBER ONE FAN!!
Body: Number one fan? No, I just met you at the porn party in Hollywood, and haven't seen your movies, and haven't worked with you yet. I didn't even know who you were because I just got into porn. Good luck with your work and I will see you around perhaps at AVN. Take care.
--Michelle Aston
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Kurt Lockwood - Adult Film Star
Date: Nov 4 2006 3:24 PM
HEY MICHELLE!
HEARD YOU WERE MY NUMBER ONE FAN! JUST SENDIN' THE LOVE RIGHT BACK AT YA!
BEST,
KURT LOCKWOOD
OUCH!
Im not going to lie. You scare me.  .
Do many men pay you to beat the shit out of them?, if so id like to pay for that service for a good friend of mine for his birthday, todd hunter, its my treat.
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#198710 - 11/04/06 10:32 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 08/05/06
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Loc: Skid Row, CA, USA
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Im not going to lie. You scare me. . Do many men pay you to beat the shit out of them?, if so id like to pay for that service for a good friend of mine for his birthday, todd hunter, its my treat.
Yes, but marks cost extra. Smelly, for you I would do it just for a double double with cheese at In and Out, hold the onion just in case I run into Page Morgan and she wants to watch. 
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#198712 - 11/05/06 09:14 PM
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