Dude, I don't even know you, nor do I care. I work for whomever hires me. Sorry your boxers got in a bind that I don't know you from the next dick on set. It isn't personal, but if you want it to be, go ahead.

If you want to go around hating me writing gibberish in caps here and there because I don't know you, I really can't be bothered. I just don't care.

Twatever.

Body: HEY NUMBER ONE FAN!
DON'T BE MODEST! YOU LOVE ME SO MUCH YOU POST NEGATIVELY ABOUT ME ON OTHER BOARDS RIGHT? YOU ARE AWESOME FOR MY P.R.! THANKS, NEWBIE! BTW, REGARDING MEETING YOU AT THE HALLOWEEN PARTY VS. SEEING YOUR PICS. I DIDN'T REALLY REMEMBER UNTIL I THOUGHT WAITAMINUTE OMG THAT'S HER REAL FACE?! I THOUGHT YOU WERE WEARING A FRIGHT MASK AT THE PARTY THAT NIGHT! OOPS! MY BAD! THANKS FOR SAVING ME THE HORROR OF ACCIDENTALLY HIRING YOU AS TALENT FOR ONE OF MY MOVIES!
BEST,
KURT FUCKIN' LOCKWOOD