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Met him at the party, had no idea who he was.

"Hi what's your name?"
"Kurt."
"Oh hi, I am Michelle Aston. What is your stage name?"
"Kurt...Lockwood."

Needless to say he scooted away and didn't talk to me after that.

Oh well, the joys of being new in the jizz industry at 35 and not giving a damn.





So would you say that the sound of his ego deflating was more like the high-pitched whine of a deflating balloon, or more like the flatulence of a whoppee cushion?