Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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ok so this is obviously a cry for help and attention so we might as well oblige.
This person can't afford the psychiatric help that they need, so im going to help build a profile.
This is what i can gather from his posts. Burg and James let me know if im close, you Ivy league fags can one up this humble UC'er any day.
Id say 32-38, Male, little to virtually no education as evidenced by the lack of grammar skills, maybe a 10th grade high school dropout? Positively he has no father, he either died or walked out on him and his mom when he was at a young age, and subsequently his mom developed a drinking problem, quite possibly beating him,which is what caused his anger management issues, for which he has never received treatment. He grew up in either a trailer or low-income housing. He has never been able to keep a job and has probably been fired from every company he's ever worked for. He has latent homosexual urges which he may or may not have acted out on yet but it definately pains him inside which is why he drinks heavily, alone, every night. Probably Jack Daniels straight from the bottle before getting on craigslist and spending his rent money on a hooker hoping he'll convince himself he's straight. Also from this behavior he's contracted a variety of STD's including but not limited to herpes, chlamydia, HPV and even HIV and/or aids.
well its a start anyone feel free to ad, Im sure we can expand as he posts more.
but "lizardlips2" please, tonight when your at home telling your bottle of jack daniels how only "you understand me" before going on to blow your car payment on a craigslist hooker just so that hopefully you'll give yourself aids and you can have a better excuse to cry yourself to sleep every night....and you read this post and you cry and punch the wall, before you post some lame reply with poor grammar, incorrect punctuation and contraditory statements, bringing up events from 2004 like they were current...and rambling on about people and topics noone cares about.
Before all that.
Please do us all a favor and depress your caps-lock key :
and please, try to stay on topic, were here for you.
thanks

PS a word of advice: you cant be a "fucking stupid shithead" then be a "mastermind", and you my friend, are the former.
He must be a distant relation to Kyoto....HAS TO BE (on the Jap side)...I actually pictured a Nip with NO tolerance to Cocaine and an imaginary Grudge who did half a line of Arm & Hammer banging away at a ergonomically incorrect keyboard...seriously the non-sequitur/contradiction you pointed out of "Shithead/Mastermind" is classic of enraged Asian Males. Think Vic, did you fire an asian Janitor/Jizz Mop recently for whacking off too much on the job, or turn down for employment because of Bad Hygeine?
Seriously, who is this fuck?
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