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jojo, speaking of freak shows, there's still nothing humanity's managed to do that's exceeded the coolness of the "midget village" they constructed in coney island where 300 dwarves lived year-round, replete with a midget fire department and midget police station and midget stores. the whole thing sadly burned down at like the turn of the century, no idea how effective the midget fire department was.

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apparently, the fire department's water supply was also midget- sized. they should have out the fire.