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#198585 - 10/29/06 10:49 PM
Porn Halloween Party Pics Monkey Style
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
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Just when whores and meat sticks thought it was safe to attend porn functions again xpt reopens. Here we go.
This is a painful way for me to start, August just looks terrible, either that or she hired a really good make up artist and put in a lot of effort to go to the party as Paula Jones , I fear that isn't the case though, august hard porn/drug look= someone bill clinton would cheat on hillary with 
You know theres two kinds of people when drunk, the drunk people who go around telling everyone they love them and then theres the people who are violent and want to go around fighting everyone, meet the number one target of the night for the latter.
Shes okay in a lazy eye brandy slash pirates of the caribbean kinda way.
One day some poor guy is going to marry this chick and 6 months later when the police break down his front door they are going to see her with the exact same expression on her face covered in his blood holding a butcher knife rocking back and forth on the floor.
hey zeus, strangely enough the form the devil takes in my mind is of a fat women with unbrushed hair and a middle aged new jersey plummer's ass crack as cleavage
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#198586 - 10/29/06 11:06 PM
Re: Porn Halloween Party Pics Monkey Style
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Registered: 03/22/06
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So, Jeanie Marie Sullivan's Halloween costume was "a normal person" as opposed to her standard crackhead look. She's like a fucking chameleon.
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#198587 - 10/29/06 11:09 PM
Re: Porn Halloween Party Pics Monkey Style
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 You know im sometimes a little hard on the girls in the pics, but for once I can give credit where credit is due, she looks amazing compared to what she did a few months earlier in a thread dedicated to her demise, added a pic below of her a few months ago.   Smash pictures unveils its talent, I give you the real reason porn sales are in the  . I couldn't even jerk off to those girls on a bet and ive jerked off to ac cream on one.  Faces like these were the inspiration behind the bukkake concept, cover the face by all means necessary, with all fluids possible, just cover the fucker and quick.  Looks like monstar has some competition, this industry isn't big enough for two native american, alt porn, emo fringe friend to the whores.
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#198588 - 10/29/06 11:22 PM
Re: Porn Halloween Party Pics Monkey Style
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
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 Mr pornreviewer interviewing kurt lockwood and some whore, I was able to eves drop on MPR on his cell a few hours later " Hey doc, you're never going to believe this, I was interviewing kurt and some whore and he was holding this black cane with a sharp silver handle and I don't know how it happened, we were just talking, I swear, and ohh god i don't even know how to say it, well, it had to be a one in a billion shot, he stumbled, I bent down to help him up and lost my balance and well, so can you help me out?."  Niggas dating pale red heads must be the new fad in milan this season. Im going to go out on a limb and say I don't think it would be impossible to get tee reel to swing over the other side if it was put to him. Like dangling a piece of meat over the bear enclosure at the zoo.  I wonder what shes thinking about, perhaps where it all went wrong or what needs to be done to make it right again. You can choose your friends, not your parents or in this case your uncle sweetheart.  gingivitis is the main source of tooth decay, hey we know you like to party homie but if you don't take care of your choppers thats the kind of girl you end up going home with. 3 minutes in the morning and 3 at night.
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#198591 - 10/30/06 08:17 AM
Re: Porn Halloween Party Pics Monkey Style
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Registered: 09/20/05
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Mr pornreviewer interviewing kurt lockwood and some whore, I was able to eves drop on MPR on his cell a few hours later " Hey doc, you're never going to believe this, I was interviewing kurt and some whore and he was holding this black cane with a sharp silver handle and I don't know how it happened, we were just talking, I swear, and ohh god i don't even know how to say it, well, it had to be a one in a billion shot, he stumbled, I bent down to help him up and lost my balance and well, so can you help me out?."
Lockwood's cane packs as much force as Nick Manning's Whiffle ball bat, but someone told me Monstar came up to him later and asked if he had any spare mascara hidden in it.
Pacifist Lockwood...
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