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Mr pornreviewer interviewing kurt lockwood and some whore, I was able to eves drop on MPR on his cell a few hours later " Hey doc, you're never going to believe this, I was interviewing kurt and some whore and he was holding this black cane with a sharp silver handle and I don't know how it happened, we were just talking, I swear, and ohh god i don't even know how to say it, well, it had to be a one in a billion shot, he stumbled, I bent down to help him up and lost my balance and well, so can you help me out?."


Lockwood's cane packs as much force as Nick Manning's Whiffle ball bat, but someone told me Monstar came up to him later and asked if he had any spare mascara hidden in it.

Pacifist Lockwood...