Just when whores and meat sticks thought it was safe to attend porn functions again xpt reopens. Here we go.




This is a painful way for me to start, August just looks terrible, either that or she hired a really good make up artist and put in a lot of effort to go to the party as Paula Jones , I fear that isn't the case though, august hard porn/drug look= someone bill clinton would cheat on hillary with






You know theres two kinds of people when drunk, the drunk people who go around telling everyone they love them and then theres the people who are violent and want to go around fighting everyone, meet the number one target of the night for the latter.




Shes okay in a lazy eye brandy slash pirates of the caribbean kinda way.



One day some poor guy is going to marry this chick and 6 months later when the police break down his front door they are going to see her with the exact same expression on her face covered in his blood holding a butcher knife rocking back and forth on the floor.




hey zeus, strangely enough the form the devil takes in my mind is of a fat women with unbrushed hair and a middle aged new jersey plummer's ass crack as cleavage