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#198507 - 10/29/06 08:28 PM Welcome home fuckers
Soopergrizz Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
Apaprently the lights are back on.

Someone cut Windsock down before he finishes hanging himself.
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#198508 - 10/29/06 08:35 PM Re: Welcome home fuckers
Phlogiston Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 09/13/05
Posts: 1594
Loc: The "Phlogbox", apparently.
Quote:


Someone cut Windsock down before he finishes hanging himself.




Let's not. But if we must, I suggest we persuade him into a murder-suicide targeting Elaborator or Gunker.

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#198509 - 10/29/06 08:36 PM Re: Welcome home fuckers
Ivor Biggun Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 10/09/04
Posts: 1176
That was the longest 63 hours of my life.
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#198510 - 10/29/06 08:45 PM Re: Welcome home fuckers
TMonty Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 09/05/06
Posts: 769
I'll never trust a pornographer again!

Anyway, I'm glad that XXXPT is back.

Congratulations to Jeff for an effective PR stunt! (Please do not do this again. Ever.)

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#198511 - 10/29/06 09:03 PM Re: Welcome home fuckers
lance69 Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 02/18/05
Posts: 1138
Loc: British Colombia
How many people were experiencing DT's during this time. I must admit I hit my XPT bookmark like 12 times out of habit. I'm glad to see it back, it's way more interesting here.
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#198512 - 10/29/06 09:04 PM Re: Welcome home fuckers
John Floofin Offline
Porn Icon

Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
In such a poignant moment as this, I'd like to quote the great Ice Cube:

"Fuck all y'all."



Good to be back. Thanks to the good folks over on the other side who let us crash on their couches for the weekend. The rest of those thread locking felchers may now turn on their emo and suck on an exhaust pipe. Get out and vote November 7th, just don't tell me about it here.
That's my word, son!

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#198513 - 10/29/06 09:34 PM Re: Welcome home fuckers
Gigi Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
Quote:

Apaprently the lights are back on.

Someone cut Windsock down before he finishes hanging himself.




soopergrizz, i've never been so happy to see that annoying fat fucking drum- playing retard avatar of yours. thank god this thing is back up. i don't know if i want to hug jeff or donkey punch him.
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#198514 - 10/29/06 09:36 PM Re: Welcome home fuckers
obcalif Offline
Stormy's Lawyer

Registered: 05/15/06
Posts: 28
Yes, I will vote on the 7th. The recent shutdown will still not sway me in the direction of Zionist or N.O.W. propaganda.

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#198515 - 10/29/06 10:43 PM Re: Welcome home fuckers
damaged Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 582
Feels just like fucking the old girlfriend, not quite perfect, a bit old hat, but she knows what I like and I don't have watch my manners.
Welcome home assholes!
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#198516 - 10/29/06 10:46 PM Re: Welcome home fuckers
Big Calm Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 10/04/05
Posts: 900
Loc: Dallas, TX
in order...

#1 - XPT is back up
#2 - OSU win(44pts)over MINN
#3 - Dallas victory tonight


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#198517 - 10/29/06 11:03 PM Re: Welcome home fuckers
Sergio T. Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 07/20/03
Posts: 5256
Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy
Its like I told Burg Friday morning, it'll be up before the weekend is over. I was right.
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#198518 - 10/30/06 08:34 AM Re: Welcome home fuckers
pornodux Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 03/23/05
Posts: 422
Loc: Mitteleuropa
you really scared me for a moment.

im really glad this unique board is back.



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#198519 - 10/30/06 09:10 AM Re: Welcome home fuckers
Jeff Steward Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
Loc: JM Productions
Quote:

i don't know if i want to hug jeff or donkey punch him.




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all women should be victims of something, because they lied. - big moose

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#198520 - 10/30/06 09:18 AM Re: Welcome home fuckers
Jeff Steward Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
Loc: JM Productions
That was fun.The best part was watching the meltdown over at that "other " board.


ADT = me never laughing so hard

More than a few people over there made themselves look really stupid and let me tell you thats not egg on your faces morons.
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all women should be victims of something, because they lied. - big moose

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#198521 - 10/30/06 09:30 AM Re: Welcome home fuckers
Jeff Steward Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
Loc: JM Productions
Travis emails:

Jeff Steward has never made a "statement" that wasn't a bald-faced attempt to make a crumpled, semen-stained dollar, no matter his ocassional Rob Black-like First Amendment posturing. If Da Burglar thought about it for two seconds, he'd realize that all of JM's commercial sites are properly 2257'd -- as opposed to the XPT board, where the often incredibly base level of discourse & accompanying images, taken out of context & presented to a jury during an obscenity trial, could not only stand in his way of making a further buck, but cost him quite a bit of money. Face it, "smut peddlers lie."

This also rules. Travis whoever you are,let me be one of the many who will and have told you that you are one dumb asshole.
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#198522 - 10/30/06 09:46 AM Re: Welcome home fuckers
loopnode Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 7322
Loc: The Children's Limbo
Good stuff.
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#198523 - 10/30/06 01:21 PM Re: Welcome home fuckers
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Quote:

Travis emails:

Jeff Steward has never made a "statement" that wasn't a bald-faced attempt to make a crumpled, semen-stained dollar, no matter his ocassional Rob Black-like First Amendment posturing. If Da Burglar thought about it for two seconds, he'd realize that all of JM's commercial sites are properly 2257'd -- as opposed to the XPT board, where the often incredibly base level of discourse & accompanying images, taken out of context & presented to a jury during an obscenity trial, could not only stand in his way of making a further buck, but cost him quite a bit of money. Face it, "smut peddlers lie."

This also rules. Travis whoever you are,let me be one of the many who will and have told you that you are one dumb asshole.





Travis is jrv
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#198524 - 10/30/06 02:02 PM Re: Welcome home fuckers
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
Jeff reads ADT?
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#198525 - 10/30/06 03:38 PM Re: Welcome home fuckers
kellyally Offline
ADT regular

Registered: 08/03/06
Posts: 10
I'm very glad that XPT is back!

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#198526 - 10/30/06 03:39 PM Re: Welcome home fuckers
Random Offline
Sex Slave Trader

Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 1342
Man, was I off. I thought for certain the government became too much to handle and Jeff really did what would've probably been best for him in the long run. What bothers me most isn't that I was wrong (it's happened before and it will happen again), but that Burg was right.

Even though I don't post much anymore, I'm glad everything's back to the way it was.
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"Bornyo sleeps under a bearskin that he killed and skinned when he was 5. He just stared the thing dead with mind bullets." - Floofin

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#198527 - 10/30/06 04:28 PM Re: Welcome home fuckers
JoeHenry Offline
Ed Hardy Wearing Loser

Registered: 08/22/06
Posts: 36
I wonder if Windsock is dead?

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#198528 - 10/30/06 04:50 PM Re: Welcome home fuckers
MoronBoy Offline
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 07/30/06
Posts: 1712
Loc: at the end of the longest line
You know, usually he comes on around 6pm(going by central time) every weekday without fail. This has been about a week, and we haven't heard anything. Seriously, I wonder what has become of our favorite, mentally disturbed, perv.
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#198529 - 10/30/06 04:55 PM Re: Welcome home fuckers
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Cherry Poppins had better lock her doors and carry extra-strength mace.
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#198530 - 10/30/06 05:07 PM Re: Welcome home fuckers
pornodux Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 03/23/05
Posts: 422
Loc: Mitteleuropa
Quote:

... and carry extra-strength mace.




Bears Mace like Cartman / The Dawg in one of latest South Park episodes

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#198531 - 10/30/06 06:11 PM Re: Welcome home fuckers
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Quote:

Bears Mace like Cartman / The Dawg in one of latest South Park episodes




Nope. I read this fucking sentence 5 times. It is not written in English.

I'm sure Windsock is fine. Just fine. Probably started feeling a little heat in his neighborhood and took counsels advice to move.

I see Guapo is the newest dude to wear the cage bullseye. That will be interesting.

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#198532 - 10/30/06 07:25 PM Re: Welcome home fuckers
GUAPO Offline
Pervert

Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 2204
Quote:



I see Guapo is the newest dude to wear the cage bullseye. That will be interesting.





fill a nigga in B. You sayin someone wanna beef? niggas bring it, i welcome that shit.

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#198533 - 10/30/06 07:33 PM Re: Welcome home fuckers
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Quote:

Quote:



I see Guapo is the newest dude to wear the cage bullseye. That will be interesting.





fill a nigga in B. You sayin someone wanna beef? niggas bring it, i welcome that shit.




Looked like the monkey was comin' at you boy- bobbing and weaving. If I was you I couldn't take that Brandon Irons bullshit in stride.

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#198534 - 10/30/06 07:37 PM Re: Welcome home fuckers
GUAPO Offline
Pervert

Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 2204
Quote:

Quote:

Quote:



I see Guapo is the newest dude to wear the cage bullseye. That will be interesting.






fill a nigga in B. You sayin someone wanna beef? niggas bring it, i welcome that shit.




Looked like the monkey was comin' at you boy- bobbing and weaving. If I was you I couldn't take that Brandon Irons bullshit in stride.




ahh that monkey nonsense you speaking on. nigga fuck that shit. i cant beef with niggas that cant even man up and keep they word. If you cant keep your word you aint a man you a boy.

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#198535 - 10/30/06 09:51 PM Re: Welcome home fuckers
pornodux Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 03/23/05
Posts: 422
Loc: Mitteleuropa
Quote:

Quote:

Bears Mace like Cartman / The Dawg in one of latest South Park episodes




Nope. I read this fucking sentence 5 times. It is not written in English.





Yeah, it doesn't make sense

She needs bear mace (the mace they use on bears), like Eric Cartman in one of latest South Park episodes, when he was playing the part of The Dawg aka "Dog the Bounty Hunter".

This is better i think, i shouldn't try to write in english when

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#198536 - 11/02/06 08:47 PM Re: Welcome home fuckers
Gunker Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
Quote:

Quote:


Someone cut Windsock down before he finishes hanging himself.




Let's not. But if we must, I suggest we persuade him into a murder-suicide targeting Elaborator or Gunker.




Awwww!

I missed you too!

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