FUCK ALL OF YOU (Just kidding, but im sure a part of me isn't )


It looks like bush has done it again, and to Jeff's credit he kept fighting until the fight could no longer be fought, its been great fun, ive had and absolute ball since ive signed up, its hand up, pants down and cocks out the best porn forum on the net, its the only place that allows 99% freedom and doesn't get trapped swallowing itself in its own asshole about being overly serious and poking fun at what (lets be honest) is moronic whores fucking dudes for money deluding themselves that there are on the same length and path as mainstream performers. Ok time for the thank yous.



Jamesn: One of the founding fathers of the cage, slipped a little towards the end mainly because i set out to offend everyone and everything (much like the southpark guys except without the talent)

smiling arab: one of the best if not the best , said the right things and the right times, was a great great poster

da burg: For being the much needed batting boy of the cage towards its final days, we gave you a hard time yes but much of it was deserved and you seemed to like any sort of attention so it turned out to be a win win, I hope you didn't take any of it seriously, btw hailey asked me to tell you to please stop doing the 3 am call hang ups.

garfield: My only regret is that i never got to feel the inside of your colon against my throbbing penis.

holly randall: Sexy, funny, jewish, talented, the world is your oyster , its a shame you tend to like people like luke ford and meliss, i wish you nothing but the best.

tony m: Made the cage happen, had the sexual foresight for it and for that im am forever in your debt (btw im just stealing lines from nick carter of the house of carters right now, he throws out amazing lifetime movie lines, very dramatic)

jeff gag daddy steward: You loved me, you hated me, you banned me, you unbanned me, you made me a mod, gave me my own forum and asked to come to cuba with me, when i break it down like that you are closer to me then my wife/husband. Mucho respect for the man who had the balls to set up the anti adt forum and only the government had the power to stop it.

Chico Travieso: You beat women and one day you are going to hell

smartt: you beat man women and one day you are going to hell, which is actually a step up from your current life in brazil.

sammura: You are human trash in every sense of the word/s, you offer nothing positive on any level and I feel sorry for your kids and anyone that has to live within 3 miles of you.

bishop: My son, even if he hates me and he goes against my wishes of settling down with a fine black woman its hard not to love bish and what he brought to the board


chicken master: important poster, came in spurts much like erik everhard, but his contributions can't be overlooked, especially the euro penis pump guy he brought us, much love to the canadian master of chickens.

Bornyo/willie d: I got you both confused even to this day, you seem to be very similar but have appreciated the things you've brought to this board, I do know that one is friends with burg in real life and one isn't, that helps sort of.

kyoto:

have2: You brought much needed hate to the board in its time of need and even managed to get on the nerves of the boards most infamous troll, that in itself is inspiring.

monstar: we were on different tribes that never crossed paths but always knew of each other, if porn is shut down you know stormy and eva are going to need a place to live while their fast food applications are being processed, be strong for them both.


Luke ford: Overrated hack who hasn't posted anything significant on his own since his .com days, he lost his soul/talent the day he paid a whore for slander.

gia; cool chick, hope taking pictures works out for you

padova: I have nothing nice to say so i won't say anything at all other then what i just said.

Coochie Monster:

ok im done, I won't be popping up on any other porn forums so if the news that xpt is getting shut down tomorrow is true this is the last you will hear of me, its been fun, love monkey.



P.S I had no plan to kill myself on monday, sorry to disappoint those who wanted it to be true